Shoot the Dog. (Not a game. So under 14's you wont be interested!!)

Jacob · #1 07-16-2002, 08:30 PM

Gawwwd, how long was that subject line *Tuts to self*

Yeh, so, since nobody has actually brought this subject up (Mainly because its such a boring one.) i thought i would (Mainly because its such a controversial one.). George Michael has released a single called 'Shoot the Dog'. What do you think of it? Have you heard it? Did you take it literally and now is Vera, the next door neighbour, dogless? Do you not like George Michael? Is it because of what he did in the cubicle with a policeman? Or was it the fact that he pissed on the policemans head when he released "Lets go outside" (Which was such a good song, with a better video!!)

So...Shoot the Dog? Or shoot George? You decide!!

(See...how dramatic and newspaper-like was that. Now reply.)

Edo · #2 07-16-2002, 08:46 PM

Shoot the dog.

Jacob · #3 07-16-2002, 09:50 PM

I'll take it you have never seen the vid/heard the song.

Well, its basically about war on Terrorism and takes the piss out of George Bush and Tony Blair. It is highly amusing. Especially the beginning...and the Sock...and Bush...yeh, you have to see it.

Armed Slig · #4 07-16-2002, 10:21 PM

Shoot George, the dog, and Eminem...for no reason at all.

oddling · #5 07-17-2002, 01:23 AM

You were right Jacob. I'm under 14, I don't get it, and i'm not interested! You must be phsycic!

Oddling l:c l

Jacob · #6 07-17-2002, 01:34 AM

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You were right Jacob. I'm under 14, I don't get it, and i'm not interested! You must be phsycic!

Just call me Bob.

So...this has turned into a IMMENSLY crap topic...where are the people this was targetted at!!

Edo · #7 07-17-2002, 02:38 AM

I'm in the 14+ group, and I think it sounds funny. I was just showing support for what could be nothing but a good idea. And you asked me a question. I just answered it.

Edit:Yay! Post 75! Promotion, here I come!

Gluk Schmuck · #8 07-17-2002, 08:00 AM

Sounds good. I wonder why it wasn't released in the US...

Fazerina · #9 07-17-2002, 05:47 PM

I wouldn't shoot George! I like him.

And I loved the video of "Let's go outside". I don't know why, but I love watching gays having sex.

I love Queer as Folk! Well it's mainly crap, but the first episode rocks...

I wouldn't shoot any dogs, either. But what comes to the video... I can't wait to see it! I read about it in a news paper and there was a picture of it. Looked funny...

Jacob · #10 07-17-2002, 09:03 PM

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but I love watching gays having sex.

I didn't expect you to come out with that. However, i do share that interest *Whistles innocently and walks away*

General: "So, i think that should give you some idea of how volatile the international situation is at the moment, sir."

Bush: "I see General...Errrr."

General: "You didn't understand a word of that did you Mr President?"

Bush: "No i did not."

General: "Would you like me to get Professor Leadstrum to explain it?"

Bush: "I think that might help."

*General ducks down behind the Presidents desk. A sock puppet pops up*

Sock: "YELLOW!!"

Bush: " *Laughs* Professor Leadstrum!!"

Sock: "Yyyyyyeh, Mr President let me try and explain it THIS way."

*Bush Laughs in background*

Sock: "HIT IT!!"

*Song starts*

(You really have to hear Bush' laugh yourself. It is AMAZING. It makes me laugh everytime i hear it. It rules...really...it does!!)

Fazerina · #11 07-18-2002, 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
I didn't expect you to come out with that.

Why not?

That video sounds really good! I need to see it.

Gluk Schmuck · #12 07-18-2002, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by Fazerina
Why not?

Because you're a straight-laced good little Christaian girl who eats all her meat, that's why! :P

Oddsville · #13 07-18-2002, 01:43 PM

Lol, that sound hilarious. Im gonna go try to download that on Kazaa.

Jacob · #14 07-18-2002, 04:19 PM

Download the video, the video is so good. With Bush throwing a frisbee for Blair to fetch. And Blair in bed with his wife and his wife wants to have sex but Blair wants to sleep, and then Bush pops up in the bed and Blair suddenly wants to get down to 'it'. Its a really good song with a really good video. Its basically saying how England is the dog and that if there was going to be a war, Britain would get shot at 1st so that the Terrorists could prove a point.

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Why not?

Cos, im pressuming your straight and usually only Lesbians get turned on by that stuff (Assuming you get turned on that is)

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Because you're a straight-laced good little Christaian girl who eats all her meat, that's why! :P

Is she Christian!?

Fazerina · #15 07-18-2002, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Cos, im pressuming your straight and usually only Lesbians get turned on by that stuff (Assuming you get turned on that is)

You should never pressume.

I'm bi. Well I think I am... You already read the other topic...

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Is she Christian!?

I'm an atheist.

Gluk Schmuck · #16 07-18-2002, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Fazerina
I'm an atheist.

Does your mum know? :P

Jacob · #17 07-18-2002, 07:54 PM

I personally had it easy when i realised i was Bi as for 3 years previous i had ppl calling me gay etc. However, at the age of 6 upwards i became increasingly attracted to the same sex...i dont even think thats normal and makes me ponder whether i was abused as a child and repressed the memory. Hopefully i wasnt, although it wouldn't surprise me. Has this happened to anyone else? Not being abused but being attracted to the same sex and being over-sexed at a early age?

Fazerina · #18 07-18-2002, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
Does your mum know? :P

No. When we were visiting my grand mothers' graves on mothers' day, I started to think about what happens to atheists when they die. Like where they are burried, and will they have normal funerals and such... I asked my mom and she said: "Are you now an atheist as well?! What kind of phase is this again?!

It's always a phase...

Jacob · #19 07-22-2002, 12:45 AM

After viewing the 'Outside' video by George Michael it has to have a round of applause. And i think everyone should download it. Not only is it amazingly amazing (With two really hot guys in the back of that truck) but it also has a message at the end of it, which is very nice...

Jacob · #20 07-28-2002, 02:12 AM

I've brought it back from the Comatosed state it was in to grace people with the Lyrics to 'Shoot the Dog'...

GEORGE MICHAEL - Shoot The Dog

General: "So, i think that should give you some idea of how volatile the international situation is at the moment, sir."

Bush: "I see General...Errrr."

General: "You didn't understand a word of that did you Mr President?"

Bush: "No i did not."

General: "Would you like me to get Professor Leadstrum to explain it?"

Bush: "I think that might help."

*General ducks down behind the Presidents desk. A sock puppet pops up*

Sock: "YELLOW!!"

Bush: " *Laughs* Professor Leadstrum!!"

Sock: "Yyyyyyeh, Mr President let me try and explain it THIS way."

*Bush Laughs in background*

Sock: "HIT IT!!"

*Music starts*

# GTi, Hot Shot,
He parks it there, just to piss me off.
Bullyboy, gonna show ya who's tough,
I'm gonna shoot the dog, I'm gonna shoot the dog

It's party time, everyday
I spent Saturday night on Novocaine
Called the pigs, but nobody came
I'm gonna shoot the dog, I'm gonna shoot the dog...(come on ladies)

Nine nine nine gettin' jiggy
People did you see that fire in the city?
It's like we're fresh out of democratic,
Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic yeah...

That's why I'm always gettin' stoned yeah
That's why I'm out there havin' fun again
Good puppy, good puppy
Rolling on over...

Mustapha
Mazeltov,
The Gaza Boys,
All that holy stuff.
I got the feelin' when it all goes off,
They're gonna shoot the dog, they're gonna shoot the dog.

So, Cherie my dear,
Could you leave the way clear for sex tonight?
Tell him
"Tony Tony Tony, I know that you're horny, but there's somethin bout that Bush ain't right"

Nine nine nine getting jiggy,
People did you see that fire in the city?
It's like we're fresh out of democratic,
Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic yeah...

That's why I'm always gettin' stoned yeah
That's why I'm out there havin' fun again,
Good puppy, good puppy,
Rollin' on over for The Man...

The Ayatollah's gettin' bombed yeah,
See Sergeant Bilko having fun again,
Good puppy, good puppy
Rollin on over for The Man....

I believe, I believe what the old man said
Though I know that there's no lord above
I believe in me, I believe in you
And you know I believe in love
I believe in truth though I lie a lot
I feel the pain from the push and shove
No matter what you put me through
I'll still believe in love
And I say

Cherie Baby, Spliff up
I wanna kick back mama
And watch the World Cup with ya baby
Yeah, That's right!
We're getting freeky tonight
Stay with me tonight
Let's have some fun while Tony's Stateside
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright
See Tony dancing with Dubya
Don't you wanna know why? #

Bush: *Laughs* Say, that was fun. Can we do it again!?

Sock: *Sighs heavily*

(Apologies for any inconvenience. Also, DOWNLOAD THE VIDEO!! ITS AMAZINGLY FUNNY!! Really...it is.)