Death, Suicide, Homocide and the best way to kill...

Jacob · #1 07-10-2002, 07:21 PM

This is like a questionaire thingy...ok...quite a morbid questionaire. I was just wondering the following:

What would be your perfect Death? (Naturally or self imposed);

How would you kill yourself?

What is your views on Homocide? Please state explanations and respect others views;

How would you kill someone if you had to kill them? Be realistic please;

I shall answer these questions when i can. For all those who answer, thx in advance.

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #2 07-10-2002, 07:33 PM

If I had to kill myself, I would dig a big hole - 20ft deep - stand on the very edge and shoot myself in the head so that I would die instantly and fall into the hole so that there's no mess, and people can just shovel the soil over and that's that.

I wouldn't want any form of suicide in which I had time to wish I hadn't... like poison, jumping off a high place or hanging.

I would prefer a natural death by old age. To just go to sleep and not wake up.

I feel homicide can only be justified if the person is suffering from a terminal illness, and it is a choice between killing them quickly and painlessly,orletting them die naturally in slow agony. I do not condider abortion homicide.

If I had to kill someone, I would pick something instantaneous and painless.

Jacob · #3 07-10-2002, 07:45 PM

Also, how would you go about killing someone. Planning, weapons, time of day/night etc.

Gluk Schmuck · #4 07-10-2002, 08:11 PM

Being crushed to death (not just squished but made very flat) as close to instantaneously as possible would be nice compared to anything else I can think of.

Isn't homocide what Hitler did? :P

Views on homocide: usually to be avoided. If you can't get the people put in prison like every baddie can in movies then you should kill them, I suppose.

Jacob · #5 07-10-2002, 08:18 PM

Im just wondering, would it be possible to frame someone by placing some illegal substance in the hood of their wheel and then making a anonymous phone call to the police telling them were it was, would that work?

Disgruntled Intern · #6 07-10-2002, 08:56 PM

Jacob, I don't know if you've seen them or not, but there are several shows on the discovery channel, that showcase our modern initiatives of crime fighting...solving crimes and such. Framing people these days is damned near impossible. I'd say the only real framing you would be able to pull off [if you do it properly] would be involving narcotics.

You seem to have something on your mind pertaining the the subject at hand. Mind sharing your thoughts with the rest of the class?

Jacob · #7 07-10-2002, 09:27 PM

I was actually thinking of doing the Narc thing...he is really quite rich and i thought if i frame the dad then he may lose his job and thus lose money. Plus, their name would be dragged through the mud *Evil glint in eye*

This is mainly due to someone who i thought id be ok with once i left school...obviously not. I loathe him to the extent of wishing his family to die. How shaming.

But please, keep all this hush-hush.

thebomb372 · #8 07-10-2002, 09:45 PM

your given him ideas

Statikk HDM · #9 07-10-2002, 10:03 PM

Hitler attempted genocide. I would choose to die in my sleep. If I knew that I was going to die or be tortured I would kill myself with a cyanide tablet. All you do is bite the sucker and you are dead in milliseconds!

Danny · #10 07-11-2002, 07:26 PM

What would be your perfect Death? (Naturally or self imposed);
I would like to be sealed in some kind of Stasis booth (which would have to be invented, obviously), then blown up.

How would you kill yourself?
I would make a huge pile of paper and straw and other flammable materials at the base of a skyscraper. I would sprinkle liberally with gunpowder, throw in a few fireworks, and lash on lots of petrol. I would them go to the top of the skyscraper, stuff fireworks down my sleeves, douse myself in petrol, roll in gunpowder, and fit myself with a fuse. Finally, I would light the fuse and jump off the skyscraper.

What is your views on Homocide? Please state explanations and respect others views;
Murder is generally inexcusable, but there must be exceptions made for mitigating circumstances.

How would you kill someone if you had to kill them? Be realistic please;
If I really wanted to cause them pain, I would do the following:
1. Strip them naked.
2. Buy lots of sewing needles. LOTS.
3. Stick the needles a couple of millimetres into the person's skin, and do that all over their body until you can't see their skin for needles.
3a. Making sure all the time to keep them well medicated to prevent them from dying of shock.
4. Then I would remove all of the needles, and quickly wipe them all over with a red-hot poker to seal up the cuts so that they didn't bleed to death.
4a. See 3a.
5. Then I would sit them in a vice, tightening it until it holds them still without causing too much pain...
6. I would then take a second vice and attatch it to one of their little fingers.
7. I would then twist the finger until it comes off (should take about 4 full turns), making sure to seal up the wound with the poke.
8. Repeat for all fingers.
9. Repeat for all toes.
10. Repeat for hands and feet.
11. Repeat for arms and legs.
7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 a. See 3a.
12. Finally, twist their head until it comes off.

As you can see, I've been thinking about this for a while... I want to do something creative with their eyeballs as well, but I can't be bothered to think of anything... Suggestions would be appreciated...

Disgruntled Intern · #11 07-11-2002, 08:10 PM

Hmm..well, how about cutting off their eyelids?
When most people are experiencing pain, one of their first reactions is to squeeze their eyes shut. Tight.

without eyelids, I imagine they would just have useless, spasming, floppy muscles, doing nothing but twitching. oooooh.

Jacob · #12 07-11-2002, 09:44 PM

Ok, my turn:

What would be your perfect Death? (Naturally or self imposed);

Naturally: Dying in my sleep.
Self Imposed: Carbon Monoxide Poisoning

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How would you kill yourself?

See Above

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What is your views on Homocide? Please state explanations and respect others views;

If its a Crime of Passion im all for that. If its a mindless murder i think thats abit out of order. If they had to (Told to by someone who would kill them if they didn't, if they would go insane if that person was still alive.) then i believe thats ok, also.

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How would you kill someone if you had to kill them? Be realistic please;

Burn them if i could. Or slash their throat if it had to be hasty or poison them.

abe22 · #13 07-12-2002, 01:54 AM

My perfect death would be just dieing of old age.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would hang myself.

My views on Homicide are that if the person is very sick and wants to die because they can't stand the pain then someone should put the person out of their misery when the person wants them too.

If I had to kill a person I would kill them by either:
a) Pushing them off a big cliff and making it look like an accident.
b) Straping them to a table and putting a plastic bag over their heads (and of course tie it off) and then giving them electric shocks.
Or c) Put them in a big sack and tie it off and throw them into the sea or a Harbor. (Deep of course.)
But I won't be going and doing them.

Statikk HDM · #14 07-12-2002, 04:39 PM

Danny, are you familiar with the movie Se7en? Watch it, and pay very close attention to the sloth death and what they say about it!

Edo · #15 07-15-2002, 02:00 AM

Natural-Sexual Overexertion, being possesed and run off a cliff.
Suicide-CO Poisoning
Murder-CO Poisoning
I'm not a mean guy.