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oddling · #1 05-30-2002, 06:56 PM

I'm wrigting a story about a slig that falls in love with a Mudokon. Here's a preview, I'm gonna start wrigting it in about 5 secs but here you go. Enjoy.
All his life Ed the slig loved Mudokons and their culture, but was forbidden to do so. Ed does not like this concept so he decides to escape. In doing so, he meets a Mudokon who also longs for freedom. Together they run away into the night, and fall in love. Unfortunately they are caught, and are teetering on the brink of death. What will happen to this oddly paired couple? Well, sit down and shaddap 'cause you're about to find out. Here's my story of Ed the slig; hope ya like it!!!

Oddling

oddling · #2 05-30-2002, 07:19 PM

Chapter 1: The first countdown
Hi. My name is #15 but my friends call me Ed, and right now I'm about to be blown to bits on a rocket along with my girlfriend Sendral." Any last words, 'meddle'," Said #125 who used to be my best friend George. For those who are wondering, a Meddle is a slig who likes a Mudokon. "Traitor! I trusted you, you trashbag!!!" I shouted. "Well it's too late for mocking each other now 'cause I'm sendin' you to the moon. "Hey Butfase? You want to count down the blast off with me?" Butfase was the boss and head glukkon of the Scrabby Patty burger stand factory where I used to work. "Good idea #125! That'll humiliate them one last time," He said. "Blast off in 5,4,3,2...... "My whole life just kinda flashed past my eyes like in movies those last few seconds. Then I came to the part when this whole thing started.....

What will happen to Ed and Sendral? Will some miracle save them, or will they be eating green cheese on the moon the rest of their life? Tune in next time for the answer! (Brought to you by Scrabby Patties. Have you had a brake today?)

oddling · #3 05-30-2002, 11:42 PM

Chapter 2: The epic begins

Well, it all started out in the quiet village of... oops, wrong story. Anyway, it was when I started my patrol on the catwalk. A Mudokon was busy washing the floor and I started studying it's curious ways of how it made the floor so clean you could slip and break your squeedily-splooch if you were not careful. The Mudokon stopped working and stared at me for a second. "Will you please, for the last time, stop studying me!!!! Odd your like a Vykker or something hovering over my shoulder all the time looking at what I'm doing. Well it's pretty obvious but I'm washing the floor. WHAT IS SOOOO AMAZING ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!Day after day... why can't you be a normal slig and beat me up or something, even thats better than you staring at me all the time!!!!" Shouted the Mudokon. "Uhhhhh is that Dr.Clean or Mr.Cleanser your using?" I pondered "AAAAAAARGH!!!!" I decided to leave the Mudokon alone after that. Thats when #472 came; Rex. "Hey brainiac ya havin fun with your wittle Mudokons? "He said in an annoying baby tone. "Heh good one Rex. Ya heh heh..." chimed in his stupid goonies. "You guys are just jealous cause I get to patrol the catwalk and you get to clean the bathrooms." "Oh yeah? You think you're so tough? Why don't you fight? Or are you a little scaredy slurg? Scaredy slurg, scaredy slurg!!! Oh look I'm a little baby wahhhhh!!!! Your mom sucks Fleeches!!!!" Thats when he crossed the line. With that I whacked him on the head with my gun and sent him flying over the railing. "Ohhhhhhh your in trouble now!!!! Were're telling the boss on you !!!!" They said. Now I was in deep water. What did I get myself into this for!!!!!!

Will Ed be in trouble with the boss? Will he stop pestering that Mudokon? Will we ever find out if that Mudokon uses Mr.Cleanser? Find out in the next chapter! Now to a commercial break.

Pilot · #4 05-31-2002, 01:38 AM

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Interesting and imaginative. Please continue.

Oh, and I don't want to seem rude, but if you want someone to go through and correct your spelling and grammar, then I'd be more than happy to.

paramiteabe · #5 05-31-2002, 02:14 AM

Nice story so far. Oh and thankyou for replying to my story.

oddling · #6 05-31-2002, 05:11 PM

No prob Paramiteabe.That story is great!!!And sure Pilot I'd be glad ta let ya fix my spelling cause as you can see me not thet grate at grammyr and speeling!!!(And I did that on purpose so I am not a stupid

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Oddling

oddling · #7 05-31-2002, 05:42 PM

Chapter 2: "Pop-tarts from Christmas"
When Rex hit the ground he went off screaming, "AHHAHAHA Dad! Dad! He hit me and gave me a boo-boo!WAHAHAHAH!!!" "Ohhhhh were're telling on you!!!! You're in trouble, you're in trouble!!!" They shouted. "Wait guys, no!!! I didn't mean to!!!! Please don't tell on me!!!!!! Oh man!" I realized I really did it this time. I was about to get in so much trouble it would be worse than being hired to invade planet Splorch, home of the slaughtering rat people." "#15 report to Butfase's office immediately. That will be all." Said the cheap voice of the announcement system. As I waited in a long line into the head Glukkons office, it seemed as if it were death row. Then suddenly I discovered something wet dribbling onto the floor, and found that I had just wet myself." Man what I would give for a pop-tart right now," I said to myself. Then I uncovered a cold disgusting old pop-tart in my pocket." Well it's better than nothing!" I said as I shoved the mold encrusted, roach infested pop-tart into my mouth." "Next!" screeched the waiting line slig. "Next....NEXT!!!" I then found I was next in line and forgot all about the mess on the floor I made, and the pop-tart from Christmas falling out of my mouth, and just focused on what lied ahead of me. I stepped through the door that seemed like hells gates and there he was. Sitting in a spinning, genuine Paramite leather chair was the boss of all bosses.... Butfase.

Will Ed survive Butfase? Will he be pulverized or blown to bits? Will he ever finish eating his pop-tart? Find out in the next chapter!!! Brought to you by Weenie babies!!! Sausage has never been this much fun!!!!

oddling · #8 06-02-2002, 08:59 PM

Can I get some feedback? And I spelled Butfase like that cause it's supposed to be like Aslik. You wouldn't really see someone named Buttface would you or Ass lick?

Chapter 4 something: "Butfase"

"What is the meaning of this interruption!!!!??" Boomed Butfase. "It's not my fault!!! They started making fun of me for studying the Mudokon!!!! Then they..." "I don't care what you did you mechanical pants ninny!!! I don't need these idiots trailing behind me saying you play with Mudokons!!!! "He sputtered." I don't play with them I study them!! I'm interested in thier cultures and lifestyle. Whats wrong with that?" I protested. "Don't you understand!!??? Sligs and Mudokons don't go together!!!!! Unless you want to be a Meddle like your father was!!!! He was nothing but a worthless piece of dirt; you want to end up like that!?? I don't have time for this, stop liking Mudokons or you're getting an early retirement!!!! GET BACK TO WORK ALL READY!!!!!!! Oh, and you have moldy pop-tart on your chin, thought you'd like to know," He shouted. You may think early retirment is good, but here retirement is death. Once you reach 30 years old they shoot you. Defeated, I trudged back to my bunk. "This place bites!!! Why is it that just because I like mudokons means I'm an outcast? I feel like that Elf from Rudolf the red nosed reindeer who wanted to be a dentist!" Suddenly I had an idea; a wonderful idea. A terrible idea. I had a wonderfully terrible idea! "I know!!! I'll runaway from this place and while I'm at it, blow it up!!! Yaaah, that's a great idea!!! Then I can go make my own pop-tart factory from the ruins and get some moolah!!! Wow!!! Life is good!!" I said. I started packing up the little things I had. Some gas for my pants, my stuffed slog Mr.TinkeyWinks, a blanket, and a box of pop-tarts. "Call me mint jelly cause I'm on the lamb!!!" I shouted, and snuck out into the night.

Will Ed make it out of the factory in one piece? Will he blow it up successfully? Will he ever stop sleeping with a stuffed slog!? Tune in next time to find out! Brought to you by Soulstorm Flail Ale. It's upchuckalicious!!!

oddling · #9 06-03-2002, 12:25 AM

Chapter....whos keeping count over here anyway!!!!:Sendral

I had to escape,I just had to be free,and I didn't even know I had a destiny!"Get me out of here!"I said to myself humming the tune to 'On the road again'.Before I left I wanted to say goodbye to my best friends George,and Selendril.Selendril had an unnusual name because he was stolen out of one of the very few native slig tribes, called the Socrashions.It was the same with Mudokons with strange names.Anyway I said goodbye to George and Selendril then left,little did i know,doing so would nearly destroy myself,and save my butt from a one way ticket to Abe's moon.I had snuck a map from one of the sligs associated with the black market and decided to take the exit through the Mudokon bunks.I creeped past the Mudokons lying on the floor with cheap threadbare blankets when I heard a sound.I turned around and saw what I had been hoping not to see.A Mudokon,wide awake,that had just returned from the bathroom,gapped at me with a terrified face."Don't yell!!I won't hurt you.I just wan't to get out of here."I said."Me too.Don't tell anyone okay?"Said the Mudokon.By the sound of it's voice I could tell it was a girl."Your running away too?Maybe we can go together.""Yah thats a great idea!"Exclamed the Mudokon."Say whats your name?If we're going to be runaways the rest of our lives together we should at leats know eachother."I said."The names Sendral.I used to be a native but the sligs attacked and um.... took my mom and me with them.I never saw her again but they say the slig that took her fell in love with her but when the Glukkons found out they shot them."She said in a sad tone of voice."I'm Ed.Sorry to hear that.My dad used to raid tribes too,and was what you could call a Meddle,but when he fell in love with a Mudokon he captured they shot him too.Say you don't think that......"My voice trailed off and we both stared at eachother for a minute or two.It was strange because I just met her but it seemed like we met somewhere else before.This was our first meeting and we already knew so much about one another.i got a strange feeling and realized that our meeting was not a coincidence,it was love.

Will Ed and Sendral learn more about thier past from eachother?Will they escape from the Scrabby Patty factory together?Will Sendral find out Ed sleepes with a stuffed slog and dump him?Tune in next time to find out.And call now to reserve tickets to Scrab-o-Rama!See clumsy Mudokon employees get chased by scrabs!Hear the sound of slurgs popping under feet!!Feel the gentle carress of many Fleech tounges!Call in the next ten minutes and get free tickets for the battle of the beasts!If your lucky you mite see Scrabs attack Paramites,if you have average luck you'll see scrabs attack fleechs,and if you have horrible luck(Which will happen much more than the others)you will only see a stuffed scrab hit a Mudokon employee on the head.

oddling · #10 06-03-2002, 09:54 PM

Chapter6+n=mc2:A whole lotta mushy stuff

This was very strange.I never realy met a Mudokon like this.All the Mudokons I met were just washing the floor or something,and our conversations were just about if they used Dr.Clean or Mr.Cleanser.A question which always seemed to get them agitated and never got answerd."Okay enough with the mushy crap,let's get going!!!!"Screached Sendral.With that we snuck off into the night,with only eachother,and what we could carry on our backs."This so cool!!!We're finaly getting out of this dump!!!"I exclamed."Hey,speaking of which,do you even know where the exit is?And where are we going after we get out of here?"She said."The exit is mmmmmm......,"I thought for a while and read the map.",Right behind this bunk.I pulled a piece of string hanging from the wall,and for the first in my life I saw the outside world.We weren't allowed to have windows,because we could just break the glass with our gun,and run off.The outside world was so beautiful it made me cry with tears of joy.and I'll tell you now,sligs don't cry.They get mad when they get demoted,they get sad when thier friend walks into a meat grinder,and get happy a second after thier friend walks into a meat grinder and falls on the floor laughing.But they don't cry.They only cry when something absilutley horrific happens to them or something terribly wonderful does.and right now,it was the happiest momment of my life.I was free,free odd damn it,free!!!!"Wow.It's so beautiful."Said Sendral in awe.Then reluctantly,we marched on to some place in the desert.I knew where we were going though.I was going to the hidden tribe of the native sligs,where the scrabs are friendly,gabbits splash playfuly in the stream,and elderly ones tell stories of the past,and best of all,there were pop-tarts.Sendral was probably going to the native Mudokon tribe.They both lived in the same place,but each tribe lived on a different side of the stream.They both co-existed piecfully so I could visit Sendral whenever I wanted.The thing that botherd me was what was to become of the Mudokons and sligs at the Scrabby Patty factory?Maybe I could tell the tribe to form an army or something,and tell the workers to rebell from the Glukkons.But something else bothers me.Somewhere far away.I senced a great disturbance in the force.The question was,what was it?

Will Ed and Sendral make it to the native tribes?Will the Glukkons find out they escaped?Will Ed ever find another box of pop-tarts?!tune in next time to find out!call now to get your free secret decoder ring for only $5.99!Thats right,a free decoder ring for $5.99!If you don't buy it,then the answer is 'Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!'.Call 610-882-0902 must be 18 or older to order.

oddling · #11 06-03-2002, 09:56 PM

If i don't get any replies I'm not gonna wright anymore chapters so

Oddling

Majic · #12 06-05-2002, 01:09 AM

This is interesting

Original, although maybe spacing yoru sentences etc... might make it look a bit better and make it easier to read. But other than that, I like

paramiteabe · #13 06-05-2002, 02:36 AM

Don't give up keep going. As you might know a lot of our stories don't get many replies. Don't worry you will get some more replies. It just takes some time because I think everybody including myself are busy at our own stories we just don't look at others as much as we hope others would do. So what I do is just go ahead keep writing until someone reads it thats all. Well talk to ya later.

Paramiteabe...

oddling · #14 06-05-2002, 06:25 PM

Ya i guess yer right Paramiteabe.I'm not here alot too and I'm wrightin my story most a da time too.Yay!!!I got replys!!I can wright again!!!!!Hey paramiteabe I didn' know you lived in pepperland!!!I love dat place!!!My uncle lives der and we visit 'em every year!I f ya know a runaway Mudokon named Greg den ya know my uncle!!Cool!Oh and sorry about the recent attack by the Blue meanies.Good thing da Beetles came!!!!

Oddling

paramiteabe · #15 06-06-2002, 02:41 PM

Hehe thats great that you know about Pepperland. But the only way to get to Pepperland is by Yellow Submerine hehe. I can't wait to here more from your story.

Chris the Slig · #16 06-07-2002, 01:07 PM

I can't be asked to read all those words, it looks to much! but from the breif storyline I can tell I probaly won't like it.
How on oddworld could any creature love a slig! a big mask covering their facial features, tentacles on the end of their mouth, no legs and trigger-itchy fingers.

oddling · #17 06-08-2002, 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by Chris the Slig

How on oddworld could any creature love a slig! a big mask covering their facial features, tentacles on the end of their mouth, no legs and trigger-itchy fingers.

To tell ya da truth,I like sligs.

Say I'm disgusting,say I'm wierd but I eeeerrr........I don't know really.I just like 'em!I think they sound kinda cute and there so...so.....CUTE!!!!!The closest theory I can think of is(A)I'm a slig in disguize and i don't know it cause some other sligs from another factory came and declared war when i was a baby so my parents shipped me off ta some stinky planet called Earth so they could save thier race of sligs.Earth is stinky!!!!!Or(B)I used ta be a slig in a past life but got shot er sometin so now i'm stuck as sometin called a human.this really sucks cause now I can't shoot Mudokons!!!i'mnot even allowed ta have a gun!!!!!!Wow I'm showing my slig side and I'm not supposed ta!!!Quick get the tranquilizers!!!!Oh crap!!!I'm turning into a slig!!!!HEEEELP!!!!!We're screwed!!!Pants pants i need some pants!!!!!!!(Goes crazy and thinks everything looks like a Mudokon)*BANG*Woooooo-hooooo!!!!Take dat stupid Mud!!!!!!Hahahahahahahah!!!!!Muahahahahahah Bwaaahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!

Oddling *Earth is stinky!!!!

oddling · #18 06-08-2002, 02:06 AM

Okay I'm wrighting this in an animal testing labritory in California cause i turned into a slig and no one knows what a slig is any more!!!!So....get me outta here!!!!!!

Chapter7 dollars and75 cents:The lost tribe of the Sligs

We were on our way through the desert to the ancient tribes of the Sligs and Mudokons.Our journey started well,we were kind of exited."Ed this is the greatest!!"Said Sendral."Uhh okay."I replied.But by lunch time,we were getting kind of tired."How much longer?"Pondered Sendral.But by dinner it was unnbearable.*Sendral falls over and sound efect plays*"It's because of you we're in this mess!!This bites!!!Can I go home?"Protested Sendral.You might expect one of those train things to go whizzing by our heads and a bone falling out of it but this ain't Abe's Exoddus.Opps,ain't ain't a word cause it ain't in the dictionary!Actually it is but thats off subject."It's just about a mile or so and then we're there."I said.About half an hour later we found what we had been searching for.The lost tribes of the Sligs and Mudokons."Welcome weary travlers to the Laptono and Dactarian tribes!I am Zebudar and am happy to be at your service!!We do not have many visitors so we are honored to have you be our guests!!!!Please allow me to show you to your new homes."Said a native Slig who called himself Zebudar.The native Sligs wheren't the average green.They were black with neon green stipes running down from the base of thier necks to the end of thier backs.They looked kind cooler than regular sligs.We followed Zebudar until we came to a Mudokon guide."Hello.I am Rapthpue(Actually spelled Raptue but he has a lisp).I am thze Mudokon twibe guide.Pleazthe letth me
thow you tho your new home."Said a highly lisped Mudokon named Raptue.Once again these Mudokons were not average.they were cooler looking than thier slave brothers like the sligs and were a dark purple with yellow hair.Raptue took Sendrals hand and brought her into a small boat,assumingly to take her across the stream to the Mudokon tribe."Please follow me.Our tribe leader Nytomian will be holding a feast tonight for your arrival."Said Zebudar.I followed him to a line of huts and he showed me into one.It was a considerably larger size than the others and had a deep bubbling pool in the middle of the room."Since you are one of our less fortionat working brothers,you get a larger hut with a relaxing hot spring to cool off."Said Zebudar."Cool!!!Wow this is the good life!I don't have to pay you or anything do I?""No.Your coming itself has been all worth the while.I hope you enjoy your home!!!I will see you at the feast tonight."Said Zebudar.He then left and I decided to jump in the new hot tub I just got for free."CANNON BALL!!!!!!"I shouted I as I jumped in.I thought to myself.Even after all of this I still felt worried.I was bugged about what this Nytomian guy was like,what Sendral was doing,but something else I didn't know about still nagged at me.But what?

What is bothering Ed?Will the tribe exept Ed and Sendral?Will Eds pants get rusted cause he jumped in a hot tub with them on and he wasn't suposed to?Tune in next time to find out!!!Call Slig supervisor travel agency now to reserve a trip to Maki-Maki island!!!Run with and from wild Scrabs,splash with Sea-Rexes in the ocean,and be pamperd by cannablistic natives!!!!!

oddling · #19 06-08-2002, 06:29 PM

Chapter8 out of 10 sligs are lazy:One heck of a big hangover

After getting all wrinkley from sitting the hot tub for too long I decided to walk around the village and see the different things.There were markets with stores selling paramite pies and jewelry,librarys with books that weren't about the history of Rupture Farms or crap like that,day cares where Gabbit,Slig and Mudokon children played a game called Slig,Slig,Scrab*a remake of duck,duck,goose*and Fishergabbits chased worryfish through the water.So far I thought this place was pretty nice.About 3 hours later a horn sounded and Zebudar came."It is time for the feast.We will be going to a special place we call Terra and have the feast there,since all of the tribes will be joining us.There will be Nytomian the Slig leader,Orandan the Mudokon leader,and Zap the Gabbit leader."Said Zebudar.I followed him to what looked like an ancient ruin and sat at a table next to Sendral."Is this cool or what?!"Asked Sendral.Suddenly there was silence and a Slig,Mudokon,and a Gabbit seated themselves at each side of the table."Greetings fellow cousins of the Laptono,Dactarian,and Frazinon tribes!"Boomed a Gabbit which was obviously Zap the Gabbit leader."Sent to us were two travlers from the horrid Magog Cartel!Little newcomers,we have so tonight celebrate,we shall!"Like all the other native creatures,these Gabbits were different.These ones were a deep blue,with orange stripes.All of the leader however had colorful spikes coming out of the back of thier heads.Some Mudokon waiters brought heaping plates of grilled Paramite,and roasted Scrabs.Me and Sendral stayed away from the Slurg brains though."I think I'm going to like this place!"I said.That night I was so full Zebudar had to carry me back to my hut."I geuss you had fun didn't you?"Asked Zebudar."Did I have fun?Did I have fun?!Holy crap I had fun!!!!!Why wouldn't I have had fun?!!"I yelled in a drunk voice.Zebudar dropped me on my bed with an exhausted grunt,said goodnight and left.The next morning I was puking my guts out from a massive hangover.

Will Ed and Sendral fit into the tribe?Will they learn the tribes cultures and lifestyles?Will Ed keep tossing his cookies from his hangover?Tune in next time to find out!Call now to order your copy of The History of Rupture Farms for only five payments of $59.99!!!!!Call in the next 30 seconds and get 99 cents off of your purchase!!!!Must be 18 or older to order.

oddling · #20 06-08-2002, 11:53 PM

Chapter9 3/4:Traitor

I had just about emptied out all I had for dinner last night into my poor,poor trashcan when Sendral walked into the room."Eww.Whats thats smell?"Asked Sendral."That was last nights dinner and some toothpaste I accidently swallowed when I was brushing my teeth."I said."Ugh!Gross!Let me guess,you had another hangover.Hey hold on a sec,I didn't know you had teeth!"Oh great,I thought to myself.Now she knows I eat toothpaste!!!!!"Uuuuuh of course I have teeth!!!!!!All Sligs have teeth exept my grandma!!"I lied."Hey I'm kinda bored,you wanna take a walk or something?"Asked Sendral."Okay.Anything to take my mind off this hangover!!"I said as I poured another quart of barf into my trashcan."Ew let's just go,and take that can with you okay?"Said Sendral.Little did we know we were being watched.We took a path leading through the forest when we met up with Zebudar."Good morning Ed and Sendral.Where are you going?""We're just taking a walk.Maybe a little fresh air'll get rid of my hangover."I told Zebudar."Okay,but be careful.Many of our people have been stolen and taken to factories walking on that path.Keep your eyes open."Zebudar warned.About halfway through the path we heard a rustle in the bushes."Hey did you hear some...AAAHHH!"Sendral was cut off before she could finish.Two Sligs jumped out of the trees and grabbed me and Sendral."What the hell is going on?!!!Let me go you idiot!!!!!!'I screamed.Thats when in horror I found who our attacker was.My best friend who I said goodbye to and trusted before I left.#125 my ex-best friend,George."George?!!What are you doing!!??"I asked."You think I was going to let you escape while I had to take your shift cleaning the bathrooms,when I could tell on you and get a promotion?!You'r stupider than I thought you were!"Then he kicked me where the sun don't shine and everything blacked out.My head was swirling with thoughts,what was going to happen to us,if the tribe will notice we were gone,why George had betrayed us,there was so much to think about.When I woke up I was strapped to some sort of rocket with Sendral tied on the other side.George and Butfase were standing in front of us with a box of matches.Oh my Odd,I thought to myself.There going to blow us up!

Will Ed and Sendral be blown to bits?Will the tribe find they are gone?Will Ed ever find his trashcan again?Tune in next time to find out!This program brought to you by ScrabCakes!Mmm mmm,they'll cost ya an arm and a leg!!!

Jacob · #21 06-09-2002, 03:44 PM

Kewl story Oddling, keep writing.

oddling · #22 06-10-2002, 02:41 PM

Wow Jacob you actually comented me!!!! Thanks!

Chapter10+ the rank # of 7:Return to the present

Now this was just great. i was strapped to a rocket,my best friend is about to blow me up,and I have the worst hangover in my entire life. What else could go wrong? Well things did get worse. To top it all off I wet my pants. "Any last words meddle," Asked George."Traitor! I trusted you,you trashbag!" I shouted."Well it's too late for mocking eachother now 'cause I'm sendin you to the moon!Hey Butfase you wanna count down our little asronauts blast off?"He said in an annoying babyish tone."Good idea #125!That'll humiliat them one last time,"He said."Blast off in 5,4,3,2......"

Will Ed and Sendral be blown to the moon?Will The tribe do something about their dissapearence?Will we ever find out what happens after 2?!Tune in next time to find out!! This message brought to you by Molluks mouth lube.Say it don't spray it!

oddling · #23 06-12-2002, 12:26 AM

chapter11% vitamin C:We're screwed!!Pants pants i need some pants!!!

Well this was it. If this was what it was like right before you died,when it wasn't that bad.Oh what the hell am i saying I'm scared shit!I'm about to be blown to the moon on an Odd damned rocket ovcourse I'm *f ing* scared!!!!!!!!Anyway it seemed like everything was hoplessly lost. I knew i was about to die and nothing was gonna stop it.To sum up my life I worked hard,died young,but didn't win any valuble przes!!!!Damn *f ing* LED screens!!!!! Note to self:Never read those damn LED screens again!!!! Well this chapter could go on and on blabbing about those damned LED screens but that would be spam!!!!Eeewww I hate spam, it tastes like my Grampa!!!!! Anyway George had just lit the match and was about to give me a one way ticket to planet Hollywood or some crazy name like that when the thing i least expected happened. Sharkey the Scrab fell from the cieling with an alarm clock and started singing i love you you love me(Barney sucks!!!)Actually it was the Slig,Mudokon and Gabbit tribes led by my other friend,the one who didn't atempt to use me as a Fourth of July sparkler,Zebudar.What the hell is going on here!! Weres my Mocha la....what the AAAAAHHHH!!!" Screamed what sounded like a high ranking big Bro Slig. "Hey Ed whats up?" asked Zebudar"besides the sky, George has atempted to blow me up, I have a Mudokon for a girlfriend, I went to the native Slig tribes, and uuummm let me think...... EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I didn't notice it till I saw how terrified Sendrals face was,it was like Oddworld war 15,on Earth it would be world war 3 but Sligs and Glukkons from other factories get in alot of wars so they can put eachother out of business,and the worst are when the Sligs attack native Mudokons so they can use them as slaves, We've only wone two wars of this kind because native Muds are a hell of a lot more powerful than you think. Mudokons were blasting Glukkons, Sligs attacked their own species, it was terrible. Well I could care less because my main consern was the lit rocket duct tapped to my back. "Um a little help here would be nice!!!! Hello, is anybody even listening?!!!" I yelled. Then a Mudokon came and took off the duct tape right when it shot straight through the roof,hit a patroling a Slig patroling on the roof overtime, burst into a ball of green sparks, then was followed by a shower of slig guts, and peices of mechanical pants. Soon laughter was heard around the room but then everyone realized they were supposed to kill eachother again so they resumed blasting eachothers heads off with guns. Just then an alarm sounded. "Whats that for?" I asked."We turned that absolutley positivley never turn this wheel, wheel and I guess this place is gonna blow so uhhh I suggest you haul your ass out of here and run like hell!!!!!" Shouted Selendril. I followed him through a series of air vents. I could hear the alarm change from 'Warning self destruct in 5 minutes' to 'We're screwed!!!! Pants pants i need some pants!!!!!'. We fell out onto the ground in the Mudokon bunks where we first ranaway. We went out the same exit behind a Mudokons bunk and ran like hell. It felt like in cheesy movies when there is a big explosion when they're running from it, it goes in slow motion and it really looks cheesy.*BOOOOOOOOM TSEEW POP-TART*(Stupid sound affects) The dirt shook and sent us tumbling to the ground. I looked behind me and where a huge major business center used to stand, there was only a pile of ashes that looked amazingly similar to my moms tuna casserole. A charred Slig body laid crumpled on the floor with almost comical stifness while we only had some pretty nasty sunburn. Then we went back to the tribes and everyone was happy and yada yada yada they lived happily ever after, and what not, the end.Okay you can all go home now, bye,scianaro,chow,vale,adios,aloha, GO HOME ALL READY YOU SON OF A BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

Oddling l:c l

oddling · #24 06-12-2002, 12:45 AM

Epilogue

After this whole shinanigan happened everyone finnaly started to calm down. Ed and Sendral got married on a rainy day and got attacked by a swarm of bees attracted by Sendrals flowers, Ed built a Pop-tart factory only to find himself arrested for copy-wright cause he didn't ask the Pop-tart company if he could, Zebudar is still putting stuff on his sun-burn after 3 years, and last year Ed got over his hangover. There was infact an Oddworld war 15 after the Magog Cartel found out what Ed and Sendral did but like Ed said, only 2 wars were won by the Sligs in a native Mudokon and Slig war.If there is anything else you wanna know feel free to ask me.

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dark_xinos · #25 06-12-2002, 05:09 PM

What happend to chapter 3?

oddling · #26 06-12-2002, 06:32 PM

opps I guess I messed up on the numbering for the chapters. So actually there are 10 chapters and an epilogue so woopsies!!!

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tybie_odd · #27 06-20-2002, 11:29 PM

Marvelous, Oddling, simply stunning! I love the stuffed slog part! Good job. I loved Sendral's personality. Keep up the good work, ok?

*ties bib around neck and sits down for a second helping.*

Bring on the Pop-Tarts, lol!

...~Tybie_Odd~...

oddling · #28 06-21-2002, 01:10 AM

Well tybie_odd I'm wrighting a story called Pina Colada rising and thats an all out comedy so go get your second helping and I just bought a box of pop-tarts but *Burp* uuuh I lost them on the way back home.

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