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08-06-2002, 03:44 PM
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Doa 4!!!!!!

Has anyone else heard about it?!?! anyway, it's going to be called Dead Or Alive: Extreme Beach Vollyball. It's going to be for Xbox, it's going to have a huge amount of cussing, all of the characters will be girls , I don't know if it's going to be in jappanese like the other DOA. But if you earn enough money from winning vollyball tournamants, a custome animation option will open up, just like in Tony Hawk. you can choose what color hair your character will have, how skinny or fat she'll be, eye color, bathing suit design, how big her breasts will be, tons of stuff, even an option to make her top-less!!!!( uncensored! ) So..... post your thoughts here.
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08-06-2002, 04:05 PM
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Sounds...fun?
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08-06-2002, 06:42 PM
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Re: Doa 4!!!!!!

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Originally posted by sligster
1. Has anyone else heard about it?!?!

2. it's going to have a huge amount of cussing

3. all of the characters will be girls

4. you can choose what color hair your character will have, how skinny or fat she'll be, eye color, bathing suit design, how big her breasts will be, tons of stuff, even an option to make her top-less!!!!( uncensored! )

5. So..... post your thoughts here.
1. Yes. Doesn't sound very appealing.

2. Revolutionary!

3. Sexist.

4. Just like Tony Hawk's (3) in that you can only create players of one sex. I really wated to make a female skater in THPS3 but I couldn't, I had to use Ellisa. Idiot developers.

5. I don't know about the gameplay but advertising it by saying it's women-only and such doesn't really make me think 'that sounds good, I might buy that' even though I am at the age at which I should, if I were a stereotype, jump at the offer of porn in almost any form.
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08-06-2002, 07:05 PM
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Uggh, thats creepy. Doesn't it remind you of those japanese virtual girlfriend thing? Whenever someone brings that up I think of the vietnamese whore in Full metal Jacket,"Me so horny. Me love you good. Me love you long time.
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08-06-2002, 07:27 PM
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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
1. Uggh, thats creepy.
2. Doesn't it remind you of those japanese virtual girlfriend thing?
1. The alleged topless mode and women-onlyness of the game is certainly very dodgy...

2. No... I'd love to play one of those, they look so Japanese. I'd also like to play some other Japanese-only games too.
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Hey, I know all of the women in those games aren't oriental. Butr they are made almost exclusively in asian countries and are a really big tit, I mean hit, over there.
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This will not be DOA 4. DOA 4 will be a fighting game; this is just a side game. And I believe that the breast customization and the shirt or no shirt options are in Dave Mirra XXX, not DOA Volleyball. At least that's what the Xbox Magazine said.


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08-06-2002, 08:29 PM
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Re: Re: Doa 4!!!!!!

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3. Sexist.

Just like there aren't any things for guys only? Sexist all the way yo.

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08-07-2002, 12:10 PM
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There are rumors of male characters being added...

This topic has caused quite the controversy over at G4. Unless there is a dramatic change in the game, there will be a code where you could... erm... play without tops. Needless to say, this has got some people pissed off...
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08-07-2002, 01:08 PM
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They don'thave one for males? I mean, that would interesting, guys are speedoless! j/k

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Good Lord Almighty no! I don't want some nija with juniper bush dangling his schwang in front of my face!
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Re: Re: Re: Doa 4!!!!!!

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
Just like there aren't any things for guys only?
I'm not saying it's uncommon, I'm saying it's bad/lazy.
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08-08-2002, 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
Good Lord Almighty no! I don't want some nija with juniper bush dangling his schwang in front of my face!
It's just toppless, Statikk.
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08-08-2002, 03:04 PM
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Yeah, but what if they make a Guy version? They would have Jun Lei dressed up in those Prince pants with the seat cut out, hell maybe not even put pants on him! Uggh!
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08-08-2002, 06:14 PM
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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
Yeah, but what if they make a Guy version? They would have Jun Lei dressed up in those Prince pants with the seat cut out, hell maybe not even put pants on him! Uggh!
Yeah but they have to think about the female players. We don't want to see topless girls okay? hahahaha

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08-08-2002, 06:21 PM
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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
Yeah but they have to think about the female players. We don't want to see topless girls okay? hahahaha
I wouldn't really mind it but surely they could put more resources into gameplay. I mean, how much preocessing power will it take to model breast movements accuraly?

If they're going to make DoA: Woman Simulator, they could at least include some Blokes so that people who want some mixed-sex porn can have it. Maybe their physics engine couldn't handle penises, only breasts and long hair. Hmm. (sorry to that person whom I stole the term 'Woman Simulator' from...)

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*scraches head at topic*

Right. This is evolving in great directions...ahem. So... Isent there a Tekken game where you can play a form of volleyball?
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08-10-2002, 02:15 PM
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Yeah, its a secret game in tekken 3. I guess it would take a lot of power to accurately model the movements of the femme fatales massive jugs.
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Yeah, its a secret game in tekken 3. I guess it would take a lot of power to accurately model the movements of the femme fatales massive jugs.
I never knew that. Thanks for sparing the details....

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08-11-2002, 08:45 PM
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Yeh, and you get that cute lil' Dino thing. And his movie ending is like "Wow"
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Is that the dino ending that keeps repeating and repeating and repeating?

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08-11-2002, 09:19 PM
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Yeh...that lil' repeating tyke...
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