Episode II Tomfoolery

LuxoJr · #1 06-29-2002, 05:45 PM

Star Wars Episode II Spoof Gallery

They're all worth checking out. I love this bit from AOTC:

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Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, how could our records have overlooked an entire planet?

Kid: Duh, maybe someone altered the records, genius.

Yoda: Disheartening it is to see that the crux of the plot centers on a precocious snot being vastly more intelligent than two Jedi Masters.

And this classic Akira line:

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Kaneda: Tetsuo, are you OK? Who's this freaky kid? And why don't these helicopters make noise until after they've been hovering overhead for several minutes?

Colonel: RARR NUMBERS.

Mac the Janitor · #2 06-29-2002, 06:50 PM

Very funny!

I'm glad somebody else noticed that stupid stuff, too!

Gluk Schmuck · #3 06-29-2002, 07:35 PM

I just read through the whole of the MGS one. That was VERY funny. It completely spoiled it for me but I wasn't planing on finishing it...

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #4 06-29-2002, 07:54 PM

wow..That was just wow.

Gluk is that women holding the spoon you?

women: I'm going to hit you with my spoon. hehehe.

Gluk Schmuck · #5 06-29-2002, 08:39 PM

Do you want to tell me which woman?

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #6 06-29-2002, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
Do you want to tell me which woman?

yeah, that one under your name holding the spoon.

You trans-sexed yourself?

Gluk Schmuck · #7 06-30-2002, 06:12 AM

Ah. That would be Amélie from the great film Amélie.

LuxoJr · #8 06-30-2002, 08:25 AM

The film about international garden gnomes.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #9 06-30-2002, 10:26 AM

Was than an England Movie in the 1980's or something?

Gluk Schmuck · #10 06-30-2002, 11:26 AM

No, it was a French movie in the 1990s.

Mac the Janitor · #11 06-30-2002, 04:21 PM

Aw, my gosh...
I am such an idiot...
I thought that the spoon was a big earring or a big sweat bead like in the anime cartoons!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #12 07-01-2002, 12:28 PM

Did it have an English version?

Gluk Schmuck · #13 07-01-2002, 01:05 PM

None that I've seen.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #14 07-01-2002, 01:21 PM

No wonder it was'nt a hit in the US.

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #15 07-01-2002, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
Gluk is that women holding the spoon you?

Before I saw the box art for Amélie a few weeks ago, I was beginning to wonder if it was Tom in drag...

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #16 07-01-2002, 02:31 PM

That would be kinda scary.....

Edit: Anyways, why is she holding a spoon anyways? Is she trying to shove it up someone's bootee?

LuxoJr · #17 07-02-2002, 12:28 AM

All the characters in the movie have these little passions for things in life. One of Amelie's is to crack open the top of fresh Creme Brule before eating it - the spoon is held in position before she brings it down.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #18 07-02-2002, 12:35 PM

What's Creme Brule?

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #19 07-02-2002, 04:21 PM

It's a pudding, you ignorant europhobe.

Gluk Schmuck · #20 07-02-2002, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
No wonder it was'nt a hit in the US.

Are Americans too lazy to read subtitles?

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #21 07-02-2002, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie
It's a pudding, you ignorant europhobe.

Ah hush yo mouf ya foo. I bet you don't know what Maw is or Salat Tangiers are or Boboties you ignorant African-Americanphobe..

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Edit: and Gluk, do you always Stereotype people? Have you learned anything in school not to stereotype. Not all Americans are lazy. Just like not all Europeans are snotty and Narcissitic or wanna be vampires.

Mwahahahahaha.

ODDBODD · #22 07-03-2002, 07:22 AM

nice way to totally lose the plot! Keep it up

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #23 07-03-2002, 08:01 AM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
Just like not all Europeans are snotty and Narcissitic or wanna be vampires.

I am.

Gluk Schmuck · #24 07-03-2002, 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
1. I bet you don't know what Maw is or Salat Tangiers are or Boboties you ignorant African-Americanphobe...

2. Edit: and Gluk, do you always Stereotype people?

3. Have you learned anything in school not to stereotype.

4. Not all Americans are lazy. Just like not all Europeans are snotty and Narcissitic or wanna be vampires. Mwahahahahaha.

1. I know what Maw means. It's a mouth of death or something.

2. Stereotypes are funny.

3. No. School doesn't teach things like that.

4. Are you sure?

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #25 07-03-2002, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie

I am.

Really? Do you drink blood from meat at the meat section at the store?