The Wizard of Odd
Okay, I really don't think that this is how it'll really happen, but it's a cool idea nontheless
Remember, in the first in-game cinematic for AO, when Abe falls into one of the rupture farm barrels and conks his head on a pipe? He falls down out of view for a little bit there. It's a funny little sequence, and the game moves on.
However, what if it's much more important than just a slapstick bit? What if, after destroying Rupture farms, Soulstorm Brew, Vykker's labs, and countless other opressor's strongholds along with your fellow quartet of odd heros, after meeting them all, and playing through ten or more different games, mastering gamespeak and posession and all the other twists that are bound to pop up, and freeing all of Oddworld from the tyranny of corporate goons, bringin peace to all races of the globe...
You wake up.
And it turns out that it was all just a dream from when you conked your head in that barrel, and all you really did was ride to the end of the assembly line, where a robotic arm picked up that particular barrel because it wouldn't close properly, and set it aside in a warehouse. Then Abe would shrug it off, give up on his little escape attempt, and go back to mopping floors. No tattoos, no moons, no nothing for the oblivious little mudokon. And then it ends.
I think that that would be the all-time most original ending for any video game, ever. It would annoy the crap out of all of us, but it would sure as heck be novel.
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