Hello, you forum mamajamas! It's time, once again, for me to shove TOWFT down your throats... To all newbies and forgetful people, TOWFT stands for The Oddworld Forums Test, and it is where I ask 10 questions about the forums history, get answers (hopefully) and then award some prizes! Yippee!
Last time, I got 7 people to play... no, I didn't bribe them, either... *shifty eyes* Dan didn't play, either... weird, he always plays...
Now, I suppose you magnificent 7 deserve prizes, eh? Is that it? Is that the only reason you play? For your prizes? Hmm? So that you can get some stinkin' rewards in the end? Yeah, I thought so! That's how you people are, not for the sportsmanship, not to have fun, not to please me! For materialistic reasons! Yeah! Er... Here are the prizes.
We'll start with Morgan (Joe), who got 7 of them correct... I suppose that's an all right score, so I will award him a moderate amount of prizes. He will get some chicken (He asked for it on MSN), some cans of creamed corn, some mace to keep Sal away from him when asking to be an admin and a pair of vibrating pants. He has no pants, and I thought that the vibration would be a nice gesture...
Rex Tirano played, and she got 2 of the answers correct... she didn't get to turn in all of her answers, though... I suppose I'll give her a wafer thin mint and... Er... some nice supplies to help oddworld FM...
As for every one else... FuzzyFuzzle, Tom, Alcar, Middlesboogie, and abe22... They got every answer correct! AGH! I can't believe that TOWFT 4 was that easy! They usually don't do this good, really... Because it was so damned easy to get all of those correct, I don't think they deserve prizes! I mean, Morgan and RT must have TRIED not to get all of them... so at least they did something! Oh well, these fiends don't get any thing...
(Okay, look... TOWFT prizes aren't usually this bad, and the game isn't always this easy... I mean, look at these examples, you'll see that it's usually pretty good:
http://www.oddworldforums.net/forums...ighlight=TOWFT http://www.oddworldforums.net/forums...ighlight=TOWFT )
Now, time for the questions! This time they aren;t going to be that easy... Just wait... Oh, by the way, it is okay for you to scavenge the forums for answers. I don't mind.
Here we go...
1) Danny once posted an MSN conversation with Pinky... at one point Pink said "well, i'm not saying that your (blank), i'm still (blank) the (blank) myself." Fill in the three blanks. You must fill them all in for points.
2) In one of the finish the sentence games, Abe22 said "If I could invent something it would be..." and what did someone finish the sentence with?
3) I once posted about my own forum. What was it called and who are the mods?
4) What was Surfacing's introduction post called, and tell me the whole text inside it.
5) Someone once posted a topic called "Girls:anything anyone wants to ask or tell." Right now it says that his name is Maxx. What was his name before it was Maxx?
6) According to my name topic, what does the name Melvin mean? What does the name Joe mean? What does the name Danny mean? Also, to get full points on this, click on the URL I posted there and give me the meanings for the names Norman, Drew and Leon.
7) Who posted a topic asking about where Hans and Sven went?
8) There is a member named Anny... what was their old name?
9) What is Dave's (Disgruntled Intern's) favorite horror movie, who directed it and how many women were in it? (Haha, you have to have seen it to know! I know, it isn't exactly an OW forums question, but it's close enough)
10) The member Oryon... If you go back and search through all the posts, what will Oryon's name appear as?
Yay, those are the questions! Now, to give me your answers, send them to
Caligari_with_insomnia@hotmail.com, or send me a PM with your answers. Please don't post your answers here, and if you play, you will get great prizes! Ok, so today's TOWFT gave lame prizes, but I usually give good ones! In fact, if you play this time, I will give you all a special bonus prize that I wouldn't normally give... Good luck!
TOWFT5: TOWFT's back... and this time it's pissed!
Anyways, I'd like to play! I will answer them after school-it's 6 am now.
Pancakes! Damn!
