Hey guys I heard something on the news that kind of reminded me of Oddworld!

paramiteabe · #1 02-26-2002, 01:43 PM

The other day I was listening to a local radio station and they were saying on the news that a cow escaped a meat processing plant over night and the cow was trying to avoid the cops. The cow was reported woundering throughout the county. It took the whole day for the cops to catch the cow. They took it to an animal shelter after they cought it. That was so funny because it reminded me of Oddworld so much. I guess the cow stumbled upon a meeting in the board office and over herd that he was going to be cut up for steak! hehehe That was amuseing news!

MojoMan220 · #2 02-26-2002, 02:07 PM

Ha-Ha! The cow savior. I think I know what the final game of the oddworld quintology is going to be called... Oddworld: Moo's Oddysee

Whistling kettle · #3 02-26-2002, 02:10 PM

Hahaha! A cow and a meat processing plant

what a couple!!!!

Huge_Bro_Slig · #4 02-26-2002, 02:55 PM

lol thats hilarious when did this happen

***Xavier*** · #5 02-26-2002, 03:46 PM

...
did the cowe say "hello" and "follow me" ?

Jacob · #6 02-26-2002, 05:38 PM

Subject speaks 4 itself...

ODDBODD · #7 02-27-2002, 07:23 AM

a cow with infinte lives can do some good!

it would ,be funny to see the cow do the whistleing noises.

"moo moo, moo moo"
"moo, moo"

***Xavier*** · #8 02-27-2002, 09:43 AM

and affter the cow as Abe
a stupid rabbit as munch
lol THE duo

paramiteabe · #9 02-27-2002, 02:42 PM

This happen a week ago in Cincinnati Ohio. I tell you we get pretty wierd news around where I live.

salty pretzils · #10 02-27-2002, 02:44 PM

ha ha ha

SmokeyJoe · #11 02-27-2002, 04:53 PM

that explains alot.....

when the cow sneaks around does it make enough noise to wake up the dead?

SmokeyJoe

paramiteabe · #12 02-27-2002, 05:35 PM

This really happened I am not fooling with any of you this is true. It happened a week ago! I thought it was pretty halareous. Heck the cow was smart.

Tex · #13 02-27-2002, 06:15 PM

I wonder if everytime the Rent-a-cops shot him he melted

Sal the Mudokon · #14 02-27-2002, 06:33 PM

damn thats funny. all of the good parody jokes have already been done. damn. all thats left is a cow's hoove-print on the moon... speaking of such, did anyone see that ring around the moon? what caused it? ...was it a small trail of milk, around the moon...IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

paramiteabe · #15 02-28-2002, 01:09 PM

Hey now maybe it was the cow! Yuk yuk yuk!

dark_xinos · #16 03-01-2002, 07:46 AM

Ha ha! Does it chant? Moo-ma-moo-ma-moo...

paramiteabe · #17 03-01-2002, 10:12 AM

No I think the cow just wares a loin cloth and he painted himself blue because the cow is a big fan of Oddworld. So he aloud himself to be taken to a meat processing plant. A cow trying to look like Abe imagine that hahahaha. Maybe he should get a place here in the forums hahaha.

Yea what ever!