Oddworld Forums > Zulag Two > Off-Topic Discussion
Microsoft - says it all really!


 
Thread Tools
 
  #1  
02-15-2002, 04:36 PM
One, Two, Middlesboogie's Avatar
One, Two, Middlesboogie
Outlaw Sniper
  
: Dec 2000
: upside down in a toilet bowl
: 1,552
Rep Power: 26
One, Two, Middlesboogie (10)
Arrow Microsoft - says it all really!
http://support.microsoft.com/default...EN-US;Q224420&

Install the M$ 'Critical Update Notification Tool'.

Anyone know what the abbreviated version of the name is?

Presumably you have to use it with the Direct Internet Configuration Key. Or perhaps the 'Free utility control key (with) optional file function - built in limited locking - graphic and technological external server'.
__________________
Hand me my flamethrower... it's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker'.

Reply With Quote
  #2  
02-15-2002, 08:15 PM
DarkHoodness's Avatar
DarkHoodness
Page 7, Post 199
  
: Apr 2001
: In a box.
: 3,438
Blog Entries: 53
Rep Power: 28
DarkHoodness (2104)DarkHoodness (2104)DarkHoodness (2104)DarkHoodness (2104)DarkHoodness (2104)DarkHoodness (2104)DarkHoodness (2104)DarkHoodness (2104)DarkHoodness (2104)DarkHoodness (2104)DarkHoodness (2104)
Wired
LOL! Outstanding one you've picked up there, Anna! I'm suprised Micro$oft hasn't noticed that yet. . .
- DH
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3  
02-15-2002, 08:58 PM
Gluk Schmuck's Avatar
Gluk Schmuck
Not living with Max any more
  
: Jul 2001
: Sheffield, UK
: 2,874
Rep Power: 26
Gluk Schmuck (11)
Heh!

They also have these things called 'Terms of Service', but it's not quite spelt the same way as that particular verb.


I would download the CUNT but I have ME and it's only for 2000 and 98...
Reply With Quote
  #4  
02-15-2002, 11:12 PM
Alcar's Avatar
Alcar
Oddworld Forums Owner
Magical Happy Dream Queen
  
: Nov 2001
: Sydney, AU
: 6,698
Blog Entries: 14
Rep Power: 29
Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)
*Laughs*

I wonder when they will notice it.
And when they do i hope they realise what fools they have made themselves.

How small is the CUNT, 10Kb, 1Kb, 10b, 1b?

Alcar...
__________________
General OWF Information
Forum Rules § Titles, Ranks & Reputation
Signature / Avatar Requests § Forum Suggestions & Help
Oddworld Forums Blog

Upcoming Forum Events
11th Anniversary of Abe's Exoddus (September) § 9th Anniversary of the Oddworld Forums (May 2009)
Release of Citizen Siege (2020) § Double Back Ceremony (Daily)

“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate
Reply With Quote
  #5  
02-15-2002, 11:19 PM
abe22's Avatar
abe22
Sleg
  
: May 2001
: South/Eastern Victoria, Australia
: 680
Rep Power: 25
abe22 (10)
Heh They'll fell so stupid when they find out. That reminds me of a joke I've heard about an animal...
__________________
The trouble with real life is that there's no danger music.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now.
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. -- Jack Handy
That stuff only happens in the movies. -- Famous Last Words

Reply With Quote

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 







 
 
- Oddworld Forums - -