Hahaha! Oh. Oh, really funny. It would be even better if I had some friends I could send it to. Or rather, if I knew their email addresses. I could just give them the URL, but only after Half-Term. Oh well.
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..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...