(Okay, I'm editing this now 'cause it sucked. Also, I can get to make fun of my arch enemy at the same time.

Well, kind of. Yes, it's crap, but it's much better then what was here before.)
*Gets kicked off the internet suddenly*
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You are having network problems and are no longer in this conversation.
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Dark Hood says:
What the hell was that about?
Dragadon says:
You got kicked!
Dark Hood says:
Huh?! I just recived an e-mail!
Dragadon says:
What?
Dark Hood say:
*Opens Outlook Express*
Dark Hood says:
Ahhh!!!
From: Countycide Properties PLC
To: Dark Hood
Subject: Die!!!
How are you gentalmen?
All your base are belong to us!
You are on the way to destruction!
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Dark Hood says:
What the hell you on about?
From: Countycide Properties PLC
To: Dark Hood
Subject: Die!!!
You have no chance to survive make your time!
HA! HA! HA!
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Dark Hood says:
UP YOURS! *Takes them to court for bugging his phone line and ruining his garden by litrally pumping sewage into it, and for various other stuff*
Court case results: *Still to come. . .*
Wish me luck.
- DH