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04-11-2013, 02:30 AM
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Gorey Birthday Abe 619!


I hope you eat a nice woman?

Apparently he looked in on us a few days ago, so I figure he deserves a thread.
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04-11-2013, 03:22 AM
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Bloaty girthday!
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04-11-2013, 03:41 AM
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Happy Birthday, I assume you will be partying it up at the Pyramids of Giza.
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.

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04-11-2013, 05:52 AM
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04-11-2013, 01:02 PM
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Hope your birthday's a riot!

Because Egypt lol
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04-11-2013, 06:28 PM
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That cake is inappropriate. Weren't you listening the many, many times he told us he was only in to Soft Vore?
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04-11-2013, 07:00 PM
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Happy birthday, you perverted bastard!

Here's a Metallica cake



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04-12-2013, 01:58 AM
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Soft Vore...I don't even...gah...

Happy Vorthday!!!
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04-12-2013, 05:30 AM
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happy birthday you creepy perverted sick piece of fucking shit weirdo!



EAT IT MOTHERFUCKER
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04-12-2013, 05:34 AM
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There's so much wrong with that image I can't even think where to start.
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04-12-2013, 05:43 AM
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start with the wog cigarettes.

my favourite.
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04-12-2013, 07:20 AM
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Is that a female circumcision cake?

If so, gross.
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04-12-2013, 08:05 AM
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I just cringed so hard.
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04-12-2013, 10:37 AM
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Racism, sexism, cannibalism....that cake has it all.

Happy birthday. Don't let the Lebs get you down, man.
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05-06-2013, 03:24 AM
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Whoops, didn't even notice that thread.
Anyways, Thanks to Nate for reminding everyone I'm only into soft vore, and i don't want a vore-ish or riot-ish birthday, I just wanna grab that Metallica cake and lock it in a display and bow to it for all eternity. O_O

EDIT:
Also, That weird upper body of a woman cake looks like it was made of a pile of shit shaped and then covered in tar.
Look at the chocolate part being cut and you'll know what i mean.

EDIT 2: ...And thanks folks for giving a crap about my birthday, I missed ya Ladies and Gentlemen.
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05-16-2013, 11:26 AM
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05-16-2013, 02:01 PM
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05-16-2013, 02:11 PM
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He's Abe619, says right there.
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05-16-2013, 02:56 PM
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Way to spoil the surprise STM
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psst guys does he have a cannibalism fetish or something?
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