YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENT

[STM]

Simple, come up with a name, some goals you'd like ot get passed if you are the government in England! We Vote! Yeyyyy!

Name: Socialist Peanuts Power Party

Goals:
1.) Stop immigration entirely
2.) Restore Christianity as the leading faith
3.) Stop people from claiming benefits for more than 3 months
4.) Make archery compulsory again, every Tuesday from 11 till 2!
5.) Bring back hanging for murder!

[Wings of Fire]

That sounds incredibly socialist.

If I was the government in England I imagine Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland would have something to say about it.

[OddjobAbe]

Simple, come up with a name, some goals you'd like ot get passed if you are the government in England! We Vote! Yeyyyy!

Name: Socialist Peanuts Power Party

Goals:
1.) Stop immigration entirely
2.) Restore Christianity as the leading faith
3.) Stop people from claiming benefits for more than 3 months
4.) Make archery compulsory again, every Tuesday from 11 till 2!
5.) Bring back hanging for murder!

What piss-poor political views you must have.

[Wings of Fire]

It's funny because Christianity is still the leading faith in England and always has been.

[OANST]

1. Deport Scrabtrapman.

That's pretty much all I've got. All in all a pretty solid platform, though.

[Ridg3]

I'd cut the NHS...not the deficit.

And about restoring Christianity to the leading religion...that's terribly Dick-tatorish of you, no? Every religion has the right to exist....just because you don't believe in Islam doesn't mean you could oppress it.

[Sekto Springs]

1. Deport Scrabtrapman.

I think I'll merge my regime with OANST's.

[Wil]

Manifesto of the Procrastination Party:
1) Complete manifesto

[used:)]

The Department of Redundancy Department
1. Advocate and promote redundancy.

[enchilado]

I'd get sacked because I wasn't born in England.

[Dixanadu]

If you cancelled benefits it WOULD keep the chavs and the Welsh busy.

[Wings of Fire]

You can't post here because you are an Irish.

[Dixanadu]

I have no Irish ethnicity, I just live here. I told you that already, you big dirty man.

[Daxter King]

The CP Party

1. Make CP more known, and more prominent
2. CP on every corner of the Earth
3. CP will no longer be discriminated against.
4. Eliminate the blue eyed white devil

[mr.odd]

What does CP stand for?

[Dixanadu]

The Cock Pulling Party

1. Make cock pulling more known, and more prominent
2. Cock puller on every corner of the Earth
3. Cock pulling will no longer be discriminated against.
4. Eliminate the one eyed pink devil

Make more sense?

[mr.odd]

Good enough.

[enchilado]

Actually, I think you'll find it's Child Pornography.

[Havoc]

The Havoc Party!

1. If no job of your level can be found within a timespan of 3 months you are deemed to take one below your level (even if that means flipping burgers) until you find one that is more appropriate. Refusal of low level jobs means a direct withdrawal of your unemployment benefits.

2. Immigration, not counting war victims and stuff like that, will be set to a fixed number each year and you actually have to have a good reason to come here aside from: "It's better over there..."

3. Introduce capital punishment for any serial murder and serial rape that is deemed proven beyond reasonable doubt.

4. Multiplied sentencing for each conviction. Standard sentence in years x amounts of time convicted = total time in jail.

5. Religious extremists are instantly deported or thrown in a mental facility.

6. Any political party with a religious foundation is instantly banned. Religion and politics are to be separated at all times. See point 5.

7. Allow the private ownership of exotic animals including, but not limited to: tigers and other big cats. (Can't be a political party without some self gain, now can I?)

8. Oh and no more huge houses and massive cars or vacation trips for the prime minister or anyone else in the kabinet who thinks they can use the public's taxes for that sort of stuff. You are to be shot on site if you mess with tax money.

[Sekto Springs]

7. Allow the private ownership of exotic animals including, but not limited to: tigers and other big cats. (Can't be a political party without some self gain, now can I?)

This would be cool if I didn't know what you planned to do with said big cats.

[Strike Witch]

kabinet

MORTAL KOMBAT

[Dixanadu]

thats u

[Wings of Fire]

I have no Irish ethnicity, I just live here. I told you that already, you big dirty man.

Must have been before you left me high and dry.

Without a word.

Not even a goodbye.

[Dixanadu]

I'm here now my Scottish, cam sharing seme! Aishiteru kkk?

[Wings of Fire]

Oh

you

[Dixanadu]

Graphic cyber hug plz?

[Bullet Magnet]

The Ten-Fold Goal of the Perfectly Ordinary Party.

1. Allocate increasing funds to robotics, cybernetics, genetics and somatics research.
2. All citizens legally required to voluntarily donate their deceased bodies to science/government.
3. Single punishment for all crimes: voluntary donation of living carcass to science/government.
4. NHS funding cut, sizeable bounty awarded to hospitals for each carcass provided.
5. Biological weapons research re-established, Shetland, Orkney, Wight, Guernsey, Jersey and Falkland islands re-purposed as testing grounds. Relocation of populations unnecessary.
6. Establishment of United Dominion Space Command. Withdrawal from Outer Space and Space Preservation treaties.
7. Goal of self-sufficient Lunar colony.
8. Goal of establishing Earth-facing death ray on surface of Luna.
9. Royal Family, non-British citizens and immigrants to voluntarily donate living carcasses to science/government.
10. Abolishment of Parliament and Prime Minister in favour of one man Overberg. Perfectly Ordinary Party leader to be Overberg-for-life.

[Wings of Fire]

Science marches on.

[MA]

i'd vote for BM if he could use his science/witchcraft to do this:



AN ARMY OF THEM

UNSTOPPABLE

[Havoc]

This would be cool if I didn't know what you planned to do with said big cats.

Actually I plan to have my own tiger in the future, even if that means moving to the US. Lot of plans already in the works on that, as a matter of fact.

If that ever happens I would never risk having the animals taken away (or even euthanized) by doing something so stupid. Fantasy is fantasy, I'm very much with my head in reality to know that something like that would be utterly stupid and irresponsible.