Hey all.

The_Dead · #1 04-06-2010, 03:19 PM

I am a big fan of Oddworld, I was looking all over for a nice place like this! I actually have Oddysee and Exoddus sitting right here with my computer. I am looking forward talking to other people who like these, amazing peices of art and work. I still have more fun with these games then I do with my X360 and PS3.. I am a mod. the Dead Rising website, I like video games, thats about all thats relevent for you people here to know, I guess, haha.

shaman · #2 04-06-2010, 03:26 PM

Great to see a new enthusiastic member joining us! Welcome aboard! The OddBox is where it's at at the moment.

slig# 5719 · #3 04-06-2010, 03:42 PM

Howdy Ho and Heydey Hey there Mr The Dead

enchilado · #4 04-06-2010, 06:54 PM

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a nice place like this!

say what

Alf Shall Rise · #5 04-06-2010, 06:59 PM

Welcome to the forum.

MeechMunchie · #6 04-07-2010, 12:14 PM

Welcome. Bear in mind there isn't much Oddworld here anymore.

OANST · #7 04-07-2010, 01:37 PM

We're all bad people and you won't like it here.

Welcome.

shaman · #8 04-07-2010, 01:43 PM

That's right. OANST in particullar is a great one for making children cry.

OANST · #9 04-07-2010, 01:44 PM

Just pinch them really hard. You people don't know nothin'!

Disgruntled Intern · #10 04-07-2010, 01:53 PM

When I was younger I used to like to pinch kids on the arms as I walked past. They'd throw a fucking fit, and try to out me. Some parents would call bullshit and tell them to STFU, others would buy into it, and flip out. Either way I would tell them that their kid is horrible and shouldn't be out in public as THEY had actually pinched ME with their freakishly strong little fingers as I had passed, the fucking little liars.

Good times.

Also, welcome.

Also, Dead Rising fucking sucks. What's the url for your forums? Maybe I'll come troll.

Pilot · #11 04-07-2010, 04:43 PM

Hey Dead. I hope this doesn't actually foreshadow the status of your account in the near future.

You should find quite a bit here to keep you interested.

The_Dead · #12 04-07-2010, 05:17 PM

Yeah, people here sure do seem intresting, to say the least, haha. Which is fine by me, intresting is fun, not bland and boring. If that was the case, I guess I wouldnt want to come back. "My" Dead Rising forum isnt really mine, its the official, unofficial site.. I would be rather upset if you decided to go and troll the site. If you must though, go right ahead. Just type in Dead Rising 2 in on Google, its the first one! haha. Thanks for the welcomes, and when im not busy, ill go take a looksy around.

MA · #13 04-08-2010, 01:27 AM

hey, i'm a mod too! i moderate peoples minds.

LET ME MODERATE YOUR FUCKING MIND

EDIT: also OANST may rape your corpse, im afraid. so just forget any ideals like 'dignity'.

in the woods.

MeechMunchie · #14 04-08-2010, 01:33 AM

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i moderate peoples minds.

?

MA · #15 04-08-2010, 01:35 AM

SWAP THEM AROUND

MeechMunchie · #16 04-08-2010, 01:39 AM

YOU SCREWED IT UP DAMMIT

More to the point, I wanted to be the first one to bring that back.

MA · #17 04-08-2010, 01:41 AM

ITS ALL JUST FUCKING BAD

DOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOOOHOHOHOO

MeechMunchie · #18 04-08-2010, 01:44 AM

Stop stealing all my lines... dick.

MA · #19 04-08-2010, 01:48 AM

i do apologise.

EDIT: what the fuck are we doing?

MeechMunchie · #20 04-08-2010, 01:56 AM

Why have you only just started asking? Just sobered up? As far as I know, the question 'What are we doing?' could be applied to pretty much any of our consecutive post runs.

EDIT: Sorry if that sounded a bit arsey. I seem to lapse into impractical phrasing at inopportune times.

OddjobAbe · #21 04-08-2010, 02:00 AM

MeechMunchie · #22 04-08-2010, 02:07 AM

I was waiting for you to do that.

Phylum · #23 04-08-2010, 02:15 AM

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thats about all thats relevent for you people here to know, I guess, haha.

Actually, you omitted one important fact. Are you gay?

Also, welcome.

Taco · #24 04-08-2010, 03:01 AM

Welcome to OWF. Some members will be cunts to you because you're new, and you'll often find yourself confused as hell because there's so many inside jokes and innuendo, and not much Oddworld, unless you want to hang out in the fan corner. Just wait it out until Citizen Siege comes out and we have new stuff to talk about.

dodixd · #25 04-08-2010, 08:00 AM

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hey, i'm a mod too! i moderate peoples minds.

LET ME MODERATE YOUR FUCKING MIND

EDIT: also OANST may rape your corpse, im afraid. so just forget any ideals like 'dignity'.

in the woods.

Wanna bet?

MA · #26 04-08-2010, 08:21 AM

not really, no.

enchilado · #27 04-08-2010, 08:27 AM

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Just wait it out until Citizen Siege comes out

But I don't want to be old

Pilot · #28 04-08-2010, 12:08 PM

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But I don't want to be old

TOUGH

Ridg3 · #29 04-08-2010, 12:11 PM

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.. I am a mod...

I'm a rocker so we're gonna have a rocky relationship I think...anyways, Howdy.

The_Dead · #30 04-08-2010, 03:06 PM

I would like to start off saying I am not gay, and gays do not bother me unless they try to hit on me. So, I am just going to guess that you are gay, Phylum? Well, if anyone wants to give a go to "Moderate my mind", please, do try. I am really good with phycology, and even better with reverse phycology, haha. I love innuendo's, its the inside jokes that will be lame, and confusing, as I am not part of them. Well, when Citizen Siege comes out, I will be happy, just hope im still alive. :/ haha.