lol do u think its late to celebrate my b day which was on the 13th?

Rampage48 · #1 09-26-2009, 10:10 AM

lol do u think its late to celebrate my b day which was on the 13th?

lol do you?

MeechMunchie · #2 09-26-2009, 10:29 AM

Yes. Next!

***Wil*** · #3 09-26-2009, 11:39 AM

No. Go get really, really drunk right now.

used:) · #4 09-26-2009, 11:40 AM

And get drunk all of next week. You're paying interest on this, buddy.

T-nex · #5 09-26-2009, 11:43 AM

Getting 'dunk' is so much fun.

Omg Rampage!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! YAAY!!! *gives you expired cake*

OANST · #6 09-26-2009, 11:48 AM

It was your birthday? I'll get drunk for you. Don't even worry about it. It's under control.

Rampage48 · #7 09-26-2009, 11:49 AM

I cant get drunk,Im only 13....

***Wil*** · #8 09-26-2009, 12:47 PM

The date of birth you gave when you joined here would make you 15. Liar! An infraction for you!

T-nex · #9 09-26-2009, 12:49 PM

Way to get busted, Rampage

...

moxco · #10 09-26-2009, 12:51 PM

There's no minimum age to join the foums. I joined when I was eleven. (I think, don't make me do the maths)

shaman · #11 09-26-2009, 12:53 PM

Celebrate now.

Thou shalt do the dance.

Rampage48 · #12 09-26-2009, 01:38 PM

fine infract me because apperntly no one likes me at this site anyways.

Wings of Fire · #13 09-26-2009, 01:40 PM

I'm sure Pilot likes you.

OddjobAbe · #14 09-26-2009, 01:42 PM

I wish that I was as happy as you are at your age.

shaman · #15 09-26-2009, 01:42 PM

I dont dislike you

***Wil*** · #16 09-26-2009, 01:56 PM

If you were drunk we would love you.

AlexFili · #17 09-26-2009, 02:00 PM

Have fun!

T-nex · #18 09-26-2009, 02:33 PM

:

If you were drunk we would make love to you.

Fixed it for you

OddjobAbe · #19 09-26-2009, 02:36 PM

I hope that his parents don't have the misfortune to read that.

***Wil*** · #20 09-26-2009, 02:37 PM

Um, thanks. Not entirely sure I want to say that to a 13-year-old.

I don't want him getting wind of my intentions before I can act on them. These pre-pubescents can hide in the tiniest crevices.

Sekto Springs · #21 09-26-2009, 02:39 PM

You get a birthday beating from me from my lead birthday pipe. *thwack* Happy birthday! And remember, that hair you're getting in weird places is normal.

***Wil*** · #22 09-26-2009, 02:41 PM

You mean on the palms of my hands?

Sekto Springs · #23 09-26-2009, 02:43 PM

Either you're wanking too often, or getting too little lunar exposure.

Leto · #24 09-26-2009, 02:56 PM

I regularly shave my baws.

Get in the habit. Girls (and boys) don't like furry baws in they mouths.

Sekto Springs · #25 09-26-2009, 02:59 PM

Bodily hair is wrong. I would have hated to grow up in the 70's.

Pilot · #26 09-26-2009, 04:01 PM

I've started shaving my baws again, too. There's nothing quite like a clean, smooth sac. Funner to play with!

Chris, post that link to the World's Smallest Penis contest.

***Nate*** · #27 09-26-2009, 05:59 PM

I've never been able to work out how to shave them without doing myself an injury.

Pilot · #28 09-26-2009, 06:26 PM

First timers cut off the bulk with a pair of scissors, the rest you can Bic, That's how I do it but you really should keep it up once you start because stubble rubbing your inner thighs raw is uncool.

Chris is going to be able to give you all the protips on this and more. Once you do it you'll wonder how you ever lived all your post-pubescent life without shaving them!

Disgruntled Intern · #29 09-26-2009, 06:42 PM

I drunkenly tried to shave my scrotum with my electric beard trimmer a month ago.

The end result? Stitches. The irony? I've never actually trimmed my beard with said trimmer.

I know, irony it's not.

Pilot · #30 09-26-2009, 07:00 PM

Oh dear god. STOOPID!