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The watermark is because I upload walkthroughs for GameAnyone.com, and they require the watermarks. Also, there is no voice audio on the Spore let's play because it's NOT a let's play, it is a mini-walkthrough, And the 3 parts of NWN that you viewed don't have voice because I didn't have my mic on, if you actually would read before commenting. Finally, I have 3 LPs going on at once because I don't want to sit and play one game for hours. I like variety.
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If you had no microphone on, why didn't you redo the videos? I will give you the spore thing, I kinda just glaze through walkthrough and automatically assume "LP" these days.
Enough about that though, let's take a look at the oddboxx lp!
Well, 30 seconds in you talk about how your recording equipment wasn't working and how ~boss~ you are at taking care of it. I would have paid more attention, but that FRAPS FPS counter keeps blinking and let me tell you that sure is distracting. I say, if I had no idea what this game was I would be pretty confused right now!
What the, did you SERIOUSLY skip through the whole opening cutscene? Like, to give people that don't know anything about the game at least SOME context as to what's going on? Awesome. "don't know why I skipped the cutscene but whatever" cause re-recording those precious 50 seconds would have been so hard.
So, I'm at 1:45, and you STILL haven't started the game. You are instead fiddling around with the controls and your emulator memory, fucking fascinating. It's not like you could have done this off screen or something, I guess you're too boss. I will give you credit for fixing the loud game sound.
Also, I thought let's plays were supposed to have commentary? I mean, maybe I'm just weird but saying "Crap goddamnit!" over and over doesn't really count.
But hey! It's the first video, everyone makes mistakes, let's look at your newest one, part 3.
Part 3 starts off abruptly, apparently you died? It's good for the viewer to have a bit of a short introduction over where you are and what's going on. By short I mean 10 seconds, that's not too much right? Better than to leave us guessing over what the hell just happened. Also that FRAPS counter is still there, why don't you turn that off!?
Are you playing this blind? As in, you've never played Oddysee before? Cause you don't seem to have any idea on what you're doing. While it's humorous to watch someone mess up on a bonus due to a surprise slig the first time, it all gets kind of redundant. I love the tongue noises you start making by the way, it really feels like I'm in your mouth (that's the point of these videos right????)
So I skip ahead to 3 minutes and you're STILL at that secret, buddy, haven't you heard of a thing called editing? I don't care if you use windows movie maker, or camstudio, or virtualdub, or sony vegas, just cut out all that shit! We get it, you're awful at the game! We've seen enough of your failures, now show us your success! Well.... At least not for that secret because you apparently gave up... Why did you bother to leave all that in then?
Halfway through, and I'm just about bored to tears, you're spending far too long on one of the easiest puzzles in the game (two slig patrols and having to blow one up) and at this point I'm just skipping around the video. You have nothing interesting to say, you are awful at the game and it is not LOL FUNY to watch, and if this is what gameanyone.com wants, well quite frankly their standards are shockingly low!
There, I hope you enjoyed my overview of your Let's Play. Can't say I can stop you though
EDIT: you know what? I'm going to save you some time here, you want a good 2D oddworld LP? Go here:
Oddysee
Watch this LP, watch what this guy does, watch everything he does that you don't do. Now learn why I tore your video apart. IF you want, he has exoddus videos as well.
Good luck with whatever you do.
Doing an LP of the whole OddBox
