Jade 'Hey, i'm a total waste of Genes' Goody

Jacob · #1 03-20-2009, 06:36 AM

I don't know whether this has already been a topic or not. If it has...blah. Compare and contrast.

But i need to vent. I had an argument today with my Nanoo and Mother about why Jade Goody is worse than Fritzl.

I've browsed Facebook in the hopes of finding Groups that also despise Jade Goody, glad that she's finally getting skull-fucked by Death's long, boney cock as she sobs and whines about how much it hurts to breathe...but, annoyingly, Facebook have removed such Groups.

...the only Groups that exist are the ones that support Jade, saying how brave and amazing she is, completely ignoring the fact she's a waste of space that has done nothing but bad things for society.

I want to brutally Rape Jade Goody's children in front of her, as she begs and cries and tries to stop me...i want to shake her and scream in her face...i want to spit in her eyes and then slowly put her kids into a Woodchipper.

...and then i want to lick those sweet, sweet salty tears from her face and record her weeps for my mobile ring tone.

So...who's with me?

OddjobAbe · #2 03-20-2009, 07:34 AM

I think that you're a sadistic fucker. As much as I hate her (and trust me, I probably hate her more than you - I hate all of these "celebrities"), I wish nothing bad on her children. I'd be drinking champagne on the day of her death if there weren't going to be any motherless children.

I really disagree with what she's doing (and she is just a totla moron), but your views are too extreme.

Nemo · #3 03-20-2009, 07:41 AM

Who the hell is Jade Goody.

***Wil*** · #4 03-20-2009, 07:42 AM

Welcome back, Chris.

Welcome back, Chris’s extreme views.

Jade Goody is an inverted-comma top-notch celebrity who won the nation’s inverted-comma love and affection by being a complete imbecile on Big Brother. This led to her being a household name, but only because everyone hated her, but still she managed to profit from inane television appearances. Even presenting stuff, maybe? I don’t particularly care. Then she got cancer. I presume (a) it’s not going well for her, but (b) she’s attention whoring the whole ordeal.

Wings of Fire · #5 03-20-2009, 08:23 AM

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I don't know whether this has already been a topic or not. If it has...blah. Compare and contrast.

But i need to vent. I had an argument today with my Nanoo and Mother about why Jade Goody is worse than Fritzl.

I've browsed Facebook in the hopes of finding Groups that also despise Jade Goody, glad that she's finally getting skull-fucked by Death's long, boney cock as she sobs and whines about how much it hurts to breathe...but, annoyingly, Facebook have removed such Groups.

...the only Groups that exist are the ones that support Jade, saying how brave and amazing she is, completely ignoring the fact she's a waste of space that has done nothing but bad things for society.

I want to brutally Rape Jade Goody's children in front of her, as she begs and cries and tries to stop me...i want to shake her and scream in her face...i want to spit in her eyes and then slowly put her kids into a Woodchipper.

...and then i want to lick those sweet, sweet salty tears from her face and record her weeps for my mobile ring tone.

So...who's with me?

I'm totally in love again.

Seriously though, last night I had a phonecall from my mother telling me that my nana (Who is currently going through chemo) has a bad infection and needs to stay in hospital, delay her final chemo course, eat through a straw etc etc.

This is my nana who's worked for a pittance in a youth club for nearly fourty years, volunteered to work unpaid after she retired, fed and watered miners in her youth club during the eighters strikes and recieved a telagram from the queen for extraordinary services when she retired as well as a necklace made by the royal jeweller. Oh, and did I mention she nursed her bedridden mother for the last nine years of her life AND bought up my mother and uncle alone?

Then when I get off the phone with my mother, praying my nana will be alright, I go on facebook and I'm invited to about fifty seperate I LOVE JADE GOODY groups.

Oh, and her neighbour said that he wouldn't mind if she died, not only did it make headline news but the papers involved were allowed to print photos clearing showing his face and adress.

Fuck Jade Goody, she'd deserve about as much as my time as any other cancer paitient would before all this farce, now she's a walking mockery of the cause.

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Then she got cancer. I presume (a) it’s not going well for her

She has, like, hours to live. Or so I heard.

OddjobAbe · #6 03-20-2009, 08:33 AM

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Oh, and her neighbour said that he wouldn't mind if she died, not only did it make headline news but the papers involved were allowed to print photos clearing showing his face and adress.

I hope you're kidding. That's just fucking terrible. It's worse that when Redwood posted the addresses of people who oppose the BNP (my brother being one of the people who had their address posted). I mean, come on. Someone says that he wouldn't mind if a braindead, attention-seeking, physically AND mentally hideous cretin died, and the next minute, people are posting the poor sod's address. How fucking pathetic. I have no sympathy for Goody or any of the people that support her. Anyone who can't see that she's a total waste of space must be bleeding morons themselves (they're probably the type of people who watch Big Brother - now, that says it all, does it not?).

Munch's Master · #7 03-20-2009, 09:09 AM

Jade Goody is a waster, but at least she's admitted she's a waster, or at least did at one point. She's by no means a great human being but I don't think she's deserving of a terminal illness, there's much worse people around. That said, she gets all this sympathy yet far better people are dying of cancer every day. Take a look at Natasha Richardson, dies in a tragic accident yet there's not been one ounce of the sympathy or condolences for her that Jade Goody's had. I'm not saying she deserves to die, but I also don't think she's this brave angelic saint that the media and public have now made her out to be.

Anonyman! · #8 03-20-2009, 09:18 AM

She already has cunt cancer. Isn't that enough? I mean, if I had cunt cancer, I'd be pretty mad.

Pilot · #9 03-20-2009, 09:24 AM

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...and then i want to lick those sweet, sweet salty tears from her face and record her weeps for my mobile ring tone.

I was wondering when you'd be back.

Who's Jane Goody?

OANST · #10 03-20-2009, 09:28 AM

Off my radar.

Hobo · #11 03-20-2009, 09:36 AM

Didn't like her before. When I heard she had cancer, my father and I simultaniously messaged each other with the words "There IS a God" I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, but I'm certainly not going to like anyone just because they have it.

AlexFili · #12 03-20-2009, 10:00 AM

I think it's always tragic when someone famous doesn't get to enjoy a full life. Celebrities aren't as invincible as we often think they are.

***Wil*** · #13 03-20-2009, 10:01 AM

More tragic than when somebody who isn’t famous doesn’t get to enjoy a full life?

OANST · #14 03-20-2009, 10:02 AM

Well, obviously. They are celebrities for a reason. They're better than us.

Crashpunk · #15 03-20-2009, 10:09 AM

shes not a celeb! she got as about much talent as a jar of shit

***Wil*** · #16 03-20-2009, 10:52 AM

You don’t have to be talented to be a celebrity. A cursory glance at the celebrity culture is enough to tell you that.

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Well, obviously. They are celebrities for a reason. They're better than us.

Their being better makes them a celebrity, or their being a celebrity makes them better?

OANST · #17 03-20-2009, 10:58 AM

Both.

Also, sarcasm.

OddjobAbe · #18 03-20-2009, 11:00 AM

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shes not a celeb! she got as about much talent as a jar of shit

How many modern "celebrities" can you list that actually DO have talent?

And Max, I hope you were just acting along, as there's no way that you couldn't catch onto the sarcasm in OANST's post. Had someone else posted that, maybe I'd think twice, but OANST, Max.

Jordan · #19 03-20-2009, 11:03 AM

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but I'm certainly not going to like anyone just because they have it.

Exactly! THANKYOU!

I don't like Jade, and never have. It really bugs me how suddenly, now Jade has cancer, there are thousands of "OMG I LUV JADE" groups. Why change your views about someone just because they have an illness? She was useless and unfunny in Big Brother, and I can't understand how she got so famous. It sucks that she got cancer, wouldn't wish that on her at all, or anyone. But what about all these ordinary people getting it? Do they get what Jade is getting? No, because she's a celebrity. It really isn't fair.

moxco · #20 03-20-2009, 11:49 AM

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How many modern "celebrities" can you list that actually DO have talent?

Quite a lot actually.

OddjobAbe · #21 03-20-2009, 11:51 AM

Go on, then. Name them. I've seen a few modern actors abd musicians that are decent, but none that are really in the public eye.

used:) · #22 03-20-2009, 11:53 AM

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Quite a lot actually.

In comparison to the ones that don't?

I had an idea for a joint application to the pages app. called "Antipages" where you become an "Antifan" to indicate what you don't like.

Bullet Magnet · #23 03-20-2009, 12:01 PM

mitsur · #24 03-20-2009, 01:43 PM

Hey guys, what do chocolate bunnies and Jane Goody have in common?

They'll both be in boxes by Easter.

Oddsville · #25 03-20-2009, 02:35 PM

I dont know who this Jane Goody is but apparently she's very douche like; anyways I just wanted to welcome back Jacob and say Happy Bday.

shaman · #26 03-20-2009, 02:39 PM

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You don’t have to be talented to be a celebrity. A cursory glance at the celebrity culture is enough to tell you that.

I agree with max on this one, let us not forget Paris Hilton...

and yeah jade is attention whoring the whole thing... it's terrible but lots of people die in the same way and they don't get the same attention.

***Wil*** · #27 03-20-2009, 06:06 PM

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Both.

Also, sarcasm.

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And Max, I hope you were just acting along, as there's no way that you couldn't catch onto the sarcasm in OANST's post. Had someone else posted that, maybe I'd think twice, but OANST, Max.

I’m slightly affronted that you both thought I didn’t get that. You two should know better.

Mac Sirloin · #28 03-20-2009, 07:56 PM

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Hey guys, what do chocolate bunnies and Jane Goody have in common?

They'll both be in boxes by Easter.

You inane heartless fucker.

Kiss me.

Pilot · #29 03-20-2009, 09:07 PM

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I’m slightly affronted that you both thought I didn’t get that. You two should know better.

Slightly affronted? I'll show you what it means to be affronted!

Wings of Fire · #30 03-20-2009, 09:12 PM

Or alternatively, assfronted.