This is the first part of my mini-series. It's basically a bit like a sketch show, but set in the style of Oddworld. You may notice a few familiar faces later on. Anyway, this is just a little random skit that I came up with in a few minutes. Hope you found it reasonably enjoyable
= Episode 1: Scrab Races =
"... and the winner is, Murky Underfoot! That's a 250-1 chance!".
A Slig crumpled up a piece of paper and angry yelled, "What the freck? How did that happen?!". "Now now Tern, these things happen", "But mine had a 4-1 chance! I'm going home!". The angry Slig walked off.
"Some people are just sore losers", the other Slig thought to himself. He collected his winnings and then trotted off to a night club.
= Interval : Guilty Con-Science =
Meet Berny, thirteen years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
He decides to slap a Mud about.
But while he was whacking it, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
[Good Voice]
Hey hey, what are ya doin?
Do you think the boss would like to see yer screwin...
messing up Muds so they can't work...
Are yer berserk?! You'll get fired! Ya jerk!
[Bad Voice]
Plunk him, stomp on him, whack him a bit in the face
He deserves to be slapped a bit for being one of the mudokon race
Grab him by the pony tail, hear him whail...
whack his head on a pail! Send it to his friends in the mail!
[Berny's Voice]
Ah smeg it! (he whacks his head on the wall and falls unconsious).
= Bad Joke =
"So get this right, a Slig, a Mudokon and a Glukkon walk into a bar. First of all, thinkin' about it... a Glukkon would need a straw or something to drink from... and a Mudokon probably wouldn't have enough money for a beer. So the Slig is drinkin by himself!".
The audience do not make a sound.
"Either that was the best joke ever, or I'm about to get shot!".
So, what do you think happened next?
= End of Episode 1 =
This episode brought to you by; Infertility, new fragrance for Sligs.
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