Happy fucking 09

Leto · #1 12-31-2008, 01:24 AM

I hope this year pisses all over the last. It's unreal to think I've been with you cunts for 7 years.

OddjobAbe · #2 12-31-2008, 01:55 AM

I hate the new year. Emily insists that we go to visit our friends, but I'd really prefer a quiet night in. I suppose it's best to just grin and bare it.

A year closer to death. What a depressing way of looking at it. Kindness and consideration are merely tools to disguise the fact that all our lives are just bleak and meaningless.

Although I'll try and stay optimistic. What a lovely year this will be!

Havoc · #3 12-31-2008, 03:13 AM

Time goes way to fast as you get older...

Phylum · #4 12-31-2008, 04:27 AM

To the Australian(SA+NT) members of the oddworld forums,

Happy 09,

To those who are orientated further west,

HaHaHa. Beat you to the new year.

To these more east bound,

Darn you.

Bullet Magnet · #5 12-31-2008, 04:41 AM

I have blisters in my fucking throat.

I've seen them. They're real, and they're disgusting. I can't wait for the rest of the symptoms to show.

Happy new year, everybody!

Strike Witch · #6 12-31-2008, 12:47 PM

Happy fucking 09? No, Happy 09 fucking. Allll yeaaaar looong.

Kimon · #7 12-31-2008, 03:00 PM

2009! Huzzah! Gettin' good and drunk tonight and such things.

Leto · #8 12-31-2008, 03:03 PM

I'm from the future where it's 1pm the next day.

I went to buy some jeans but the place was closed.

Then I went to get a curry, but the curry place was also closed.

I'm home now and my penis is extremely smelly.

Carnix · #9 12-31-2008, 03:08 PM

Just hit midnight were I am so I guess it's happy new year fuckers from me and hope you have yet another oddly good one.... For now.

5 minutes to write and send this - I can bravely say this gone well so far

OddjobAbe · #10 12-31-2008, 03:36 PM

Why am I online right now? Probably because I've finished downing champagne. My hands are freezing. Happy new year. I'm a bit sad - forty minutes ago, I was saying 'I don't have to do these receipts 'til next year!'. Too bad it's now next year.

***Wil*** · #11 12-31-2008, 03:38 PM

Happy New Year! Thank goodness all the economic, environmental, political, religious, demographic and genomic problems of 2008 are behind us.

I welcomed in the New Year by being stuck in a lift.

Wings of Fire · #12 12-31-2008, 04:06 PM

I will indeed have happy fucking this year

happy new year everyone!

Munch's Master · #13 12-31-2008, 04:50 PM

EDIT:
*prior contents removed due to me being drunk to heck at the time*

Wow. Dont remember making this post at all last night. In any case, Happy (sober) New Year everyone!

Mac Sirloin · #14 12-31-2008, 06:30 PM

An hour and a Half to go, I'm so fucking lonely.

Six minutes. I've spent the last hour watching The Road to El Dorado on Mogulus.

Happy new year.

Wings of Fire · #15 12-31-2008, 06:54 PM

Pity the West Coast.

EDIT: I fail at compass directions

EDIT: 6AM here and this year has fucking sucked ass so far, it better pick up sometime tomorrow.

AlienMagi · #16 12-31-2008, 10:08 PM

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Time goes way to fast as you get older...

Agreed (not that I have expirience)

Anonyman! · #17 12-31-2008, 10:30 PM

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I'm from the future where it's 1pm the next day.

I went to buy some jeans but the place was closed.

Then I went to get a curry, but the curry place was also closed.

I'm home now and my penis is extremely smelly.

Curry is the greatest thing ever, but I don't eat it often. If you eat it too much, you start sweating curry and smelling like curry. Just like the Indians.

Oh yeah. Happy New Year.

Mac Sirloin · #18 12-31-2008, 11:14 PM

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Pity the West Coast.

EDIT: I fail at compass directions

EDIT: 6AM here and this year has fucking sucked ass so far, it better pick up sometime tomorrow.

I don't know, I downloaded the Castle Crashers demo and it's pretty fun. I'm definitely buying the full game.

Laser · #19 01-01-2009, 12:16 AM

Happy New Year!

I celebrated the new year with a few friends in a hugely packed pub

***Alcar*** · #20 01-01-2009, 04:20 AM

Merry New Year!

Being a Sydney-sider, we were treated once again to a fireworks display that kicks all other firework displays to the sidewalk.

Alcar...

Jordan · #21 01-01-2009, 05:18 AM

I spent the night at my auntie's house looking after the dogs while my parents and aunty and uncle went out to the pub. They were back by midnight, thankfully. I'd have killed them if they weren't.

Happy New Year.

Oddsville · #22 01-01-2009, 07:16 AM

Happy Year of New!

Started it off on the sofa, and Im gonna stay here till the end!

mitsur · #23 01-01-2009, 11:57 AM

My dad and I were the only ones up at new year's. We screamed Happy New Year at the top of our lungs to the delight of our dogs and the despair of my mom. Then we popped the bottle of cheap Champegne, chugged the bottle in about 30 secs, and went to bed. Then I woke up, wrote '2008' on a piece of paper, and let it loose outside into the blizzard outside that had what felt like 30mph winds. It disappeared the moment my hand let go of it.

Not very a very good party, but my parents wanted it this way, instead of me going off to a friend's or going off to my dad's friend's gigantic house at the treeline that probably cost $7 million to build.

***Wil*** · #24 01-01-2009, 02:33 PM

Litterer.

Oddsville · #25 01-01-2009, 03:42 PM

*sight* A year just started and its already getting filled with Mitsur's shit..*cries*

mitsur · #26 01-01-2009, 03:43 PM

It was the symbolism of the thing. Plus, if someone finds it, odd-are they will light it on fire for warmth. So they get to live for roughly .9 more seconds, and my symbolism is represented. Everyone wins.

Edit:

Get over it, Oddsville. Seniority > You

Kimon · #27 01-01-2009, 05:54 PM

Aww, I like you 2008 paper thing.

IF IT DECOMPOSES IT'S NOT LITTER JESUS

***Wil*** · #28 01-01-2009, 07:09 PM

So a zombie investation wouldn’t technically result in streets being ‘littered’ with corpses?

mitsur · #29 01-01-2009, 07:33 PM

You're missing the point, Max.

Namely, that I am a deep, sensitive, and mature person due to my love for symbolism.

Kimon · #30 01-01-2009, 07:55 PM

So a zombie investation [sic] wouldn't technically result in streets being "littered" with corpses?

Whoa whoa whoa! You are putting words in my mouth sir and I do not appreciate it!

I, as a tolerant and accepting American citizen, understand the numerous respectable differences between nouns and their (often ambiguously regarded) transitive verb counterparts. To suggest that something is not technically "litter" supports in no way, shape or form the idea that it cannot be "littered" across any given space, whether they be supportive of transportation or not.

Also, I take great offense to your contention that a zombie infestation would necessarily result in the dispersal of human corpses in our public roadways. To infer that all zombies or otherwise undead corpses would inevitably inflict such devastating damage on the populous of yours, mine, or any country is not only misinformed, it is downright bigoted.

FUCK