What turns you on? *teehee*

[Anonyman!]

Ok. Get in detail. You can't just say boobs or manparts. Say A cup or D cup, cut or uncut. *teehee*

Also any creepy fetishes you have, personality, hair, anything that appeals to your libido.


This is only for my lulz, so don't be embarrassed. Seriously, it's the OWF. Come on.
I like manparts, no preference. But I am American so cut is kinda the way things are. (DUBBLE ENTONDRAH)
I'm very into fag hair which is weird to me. So most guys I've been with have had longer hair. Uhrm no color preference, but I usually aim for darker colors. Feet are weird to me, but not in a sexual way. I just... feel weird towards them. I liked toned bodies, too much muscles gross me out. And... I'm done. GO

[Strike Witch]

Clean socks, especially kneehighs.

Pantyhose.

Cosplay.

Double-ended dildos.

Yeah.

[Mac Sirloin]

Neckbeards, Coprophilia, Guro, you know. The works.
Magnetslol BM

[Pilot]

Oh good, we needed this.

I guess one of the things that turns me on is in the fantasy realm: good looking (hot) alien dudes- the weirder looking the better; "Predator" from the movie of the same name is a staple of mine. Seriously would love a BJ from him.... just..... no teeth. Ah well pobody's nerfect. Honest to god, when I started chatting with Leto via PM I saw his profile pic and was reminded how much I liked that Star Wars character 'Ackbar' that he's using. Holy fisheyes, I'd totally do him (Ackbar, not poor Leto ).

But in the real world, I like fem guys that are built kinda like me- skinny, not overly muscular but 'well toned'- have to be versatile too. I think it's usually in the goth or emo groups I see guys that are really tall and skinny and have got those low-waisted form-fitting jeans on. I like that a lot.... I'm usually the 'guy' which is why I like fem boyfriends but I also like to switch the roles around and be the fem one sometimes! Hehehe!!! Again, love versatility.

Last guy I was with was totally fem, in fact, he was totally impotent so it only worked one way.... okay, but not great. One thing about me is that I've got kinda a little fucked up teeth, so the teeth next to my top middle ones stick out a little like fangs, and I used to drive my old BF up the wall when I played around biting his neck. Submission is good so long as it's within hand and not too rough.... so it's like light BDSM but none of that heavy shit. Then we switch.

Love guys in spandex.

Detailed enough Anonyman?

P.S. Kastere- Can't stomach scatplay.... But if that's your thing I'll leave that ALL to you!

[Anonyman!]

I regret making this thread. I need to stop drinking on Sundays, getting bored, deciding to annoy people, and then picking you poor folks. Whatever, it's all in fun I 'spose.

Edit: Spandex... mmm.
Italians.
Gay dudes. (I don't know why, but every fag I know wants to bang a straight guy.)
Nerds.
Hi-Top sneakers.
High socks.
Stockings.
Anything that goes high on their leg.
Girly behavior, but also manly behavior. Like, not full of testosterone, but not lacking it either.

Heh, this reminds me of a funny story.

In high school, I acted so overly feminine because that's how I thought I was supposed to act. Well, my boyfriend at the time was really into that, and for some reason when he acted girly I liked it too. So a few months after we first mated, we decided to steal his sister's clothes and dress in them. We took a bunch of pictures, laughed, realized how retarded we were, then had sex. Joy.

[Pilot]

Either way, you asked for it. Live with the consequences of your actions.

Besides, some of the best fun is when you're drunk and feeling your least inhibited!

[Anonyman!]

No, I don't mind yet. I'm just afraid of what WILL happen.

OTHER EDIT:
I know a guy who's really into momcest. Not with his own mom, he finds her unattractive. But he sincerely wishes he had a hot mom who fucked him.

[Pilot]

I'll do the honors.

*teehee*

Edit: Spandex... mmm.
Italians.
Gay dudes. (I don't know why, but every fag I know wants to bang a straight guy.)
Nerds.
Hi-Top sneakers.
High socks.
Stockings.
Anything that goes high on their leg.
Girly behavior, but also manly behavior. Like, not full of testosterone, but not lacking it either.

Hi-Top Sneakers Check.
Anything that goes high on their leg Check.
Girly behavior, but also manly behavior. Like, not full of testosterone, but not lacking it either. Check.... because I know exactly what you mean. Not TOO ostentatiously mannish.

In high school, I acted so overly feminine because that's how I thought I was supposed to act. Well, my boyfriend at the time was really into that, and for some reason when he acted girly I liked it too. So a few months after we first mated, we decided to steal his sister's clothes and dress in them. We took a bunch of pictures, laughed, realized how retarded we were, then had sex. Joy.

I went through the overly feminine stage too.... now it's just fun to act like that sometimes.... it feels like I gotta get it out of my system so out come the limpwrists and lisps, especially when playing the 'girl.' I've never crossdressed though but I have friends that do.

[Oddsville]

I really like the eyes, typically blue.

Plad skirts
Knee high white stockings
Sex in shower
...and I was once tied up..wasn't too bad.

among other things.

[Alcar]

• Blonde hair and blue eyes is a huge turn on for me, but isn't the be all and end all.
• I love intellectuality, and for some odd reason I'm attracted to the 'geek' look.
• Tall people are a turn off, I prefer someone my own height, or a tad taller (call it insecurity or what-not, but that is what appeals).
• I am not repulsed, but I don't get along well with effeminate gays - I have always preferred what you'd call the 'straight-acting' gay.
• Lastly, they have to be versatile in the bedroom.

Alcar...

[Leto]

This forum is now pretty much just kink central. srs.

I will, however, partake:

Short Hair on mummans
Plaid shirts on anyone
Short girls
Pale skin. fuck getting tans, people of the world. If I wanted to have sex with a carrot I'd sleep in the fridge.
Ginger/red/auburn hair
teh man stubbilz

skinny and have got those low-waisted form-fitting jeans on.

That's me! unfortunately, 90% of those jeans are ladies ones. If there were as much of a selection of mens skinny jeans, I'd buy them exclusively. However, one pair of mens black skinny jeans in a store < skinny jeans all colours of the rainbow in the womens section.I'm pretty short however...poopoo that

Gay dudes. (I don't know why, but every fag I know wants to bang a straight guy.)

Yes. The token gay guy in movies are usually the hottest. if I'mma get me a fag, they gots to be FAGGY, ya know? check out the guy in the vest + yellow tshirts. I love how COMPLETELY GAY he is omph omph URHGR

[T-nex]

I try not to be judgmental at all(my ultimate goal), but anyway when it comes to girls I do have some preferences. I like cute, short-haired/preferably punky) girls... and they must be FUN and sweet.

When it comes to guys, I like if they have a darker style and a dark side to them.

Im into SM and being dominated... Woohaa.

[Wings of Fire]

The colours red and black. (I myself wear light/dark blue, opposites attract)
Red hair
Brown eyes
A bit of meat (If I wanted to fuck a stick I'd become an arbophile)
Shaven down under THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU PETER
POWAAAAAAAAH!

[mudling]

Well, I'm not too sure look wise, I like the freckles and adorable eyes always get me.
But it's the "nice, innocent, adorable, couldn't hurt a fly" looking girls that get me, and they spend most of their days smiling that they do turn out to be actually nice and caring most of the time aswell.
Or maybe I'm just a predator to be, either that or an idealist.
But when I think about in comparason all of the girls that are in my area, I think I'm glad that most girls think I'm gay.

As for random fettishes, I have to say, for me, a girl who has just woken up looks ten times more attractive than what she usually is. The stray hair, the dazed eyes, the exhuasted smile, it all gets to me.
Maybe I should invest in sleeping pills... that wouldn't be creepy at all....

[Mac Sirloin]

Well, I'm not too sure look wise, I like the freckles and adorable eyes always get me.
But it's the "nice, innocent, adorable, couldn't hurt a fly" looking girls that get me, and they spend most of their days smiling that they do turn out to be actually nice and caring most of the time aswell.
Or maybe I'm just a predator to be, either that or an idealist.
But when I think about in comparason all of the girls that are in my area, I think I'm glad that most girls think I'm gay.

As for random fettishes, I have to say, for me, a girl who has just woken up looks ten times more attractive than what she usually is. The stray hair, the dazed eyes, the exhuasted smile, it all gets to me.
Maybe I should invest in sleeping pills... that wouldn't be creepy at all....

I would've guessed yours were tl;dr paragraphs.

ZING!

[Lacy Hemsmire]

I know a guy who's really into momcest. Not with his own mom, he finds her unattractive. But he sincerely wishes he had a hot mom who fucked him.

That. Is. AWESOME. XD!

What turns me on? Oh man. Uhm. I admit to liking guro and all that. I'm also a theoretical necrophiliac/cannibal, ahaha. Technically I am a pansexual, which means hey - if we like one another, it can be an alien, a man, woman, jackalope (although I'd prefer the first two), then I don't care at all.

For some reason, fear turns me on. My own fear or anyone else's. I love playing Silent Hill, mostly because I get turned on by the atmosphere of it - as well as other scary/gory movies. I also love slasher villains. Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, and Hannibal Lecter are my favorites. Rawr.

I'm big into primitive behavior. Darwinism, survival of the fittest. I also like blood during intercourse. And demons. If it isn't human - but an alien or otherworldly creature, I feel more drawn to it.

This topic made me giggle. I tend to scare people with my turn-ons.

[Havoc]

Girls that are somewhat dominant in bed AKA I don't have to take initiative in everything ALL the time. Also girls that are in for trying out new things.

Also if I had a hot sister I'd do her, but I don't . I have a hot niece who I'd do if I had the chance. Incest ftw. Dunno why, it's a turn on because it's 'not done' sorta speak .

And of course the most obvious one being tigers. Ah... horny furry striped beasts are that do teh sex with you...

Lacy: You are on your way to becoming a pshyco killer...

[Anonyman!]

Incest is only hot to people who don't have siblings.

[Spirrow]

Im into SM and being dominated... Woohaa.

Stranger's Maid???
Ah what the hell, I'm into her, too, not to mention you, Glowi and "AmbiWambi".

Usually I just get turned at cute girls who wear skirts-even more so when it's cheerleading skirts.

Also perfers blondettes and brunettes over Redettes.

[OANST]

I regret making this thread.

I'm glad you said it. Because this thread.......man, this thread........Jesus Christ, this thread.


I think I died a little.

[Pilot]

Stranger's Maid???

Sadomasochism.

If it isn't human - but an alien or otherworldly creature, I feel more drawn to it.

*shudders with pleasure* Yeah.....

[OddjobAbe]

Jeez, I've seen the other threads, but I didn't see this coming.

However, I will be a sport and contribute.
Short women, however not midgets. There is a difference.
Fully clothed women. you may say I'm strange for that, but if it leaves more to the imagination, an undress would mean even more.
Blond hair, blue eyes, great combination. Especially on my wife. She looks stunning. Interesting eyes, they seem to talk. Dull eyes do nothing, no matter what colour.

You know, I'll stop right there before I say something I'll regret.

[Lacy Hemsmire]

Lacy: You are on your way to becoming a pshyco killer...

Am not. T_T <3

I forgot to add that for some reason I like insects. There's something very sexual about them - mantids, wasps, as well as spiders and roaches. I get fantasies with those. Haha. I'll shush now. :]

[Bullet Magnet]

Insects? You do realise that, embryonically, their mouths are homologous with your anus, right?

[alf's brother's mate]

Oh my god.

*gulps*
*sighs*
*dies*

ABM

[Anonyman!]

Insects? You do realise that, embryonically, their mouths are homologous with your anus, right?

No really, I knew that. It doesn't bother me in the least.
That just would make oral a little more tricky Lacy, amirite?

[Wings of Fire]

[Fuzzle Guy]

Wil.

[Spirrow]

Ugh, those damn invertabrates.

I still get T-nex and You-Know-Who.

[Bullet Magnet]

"Invertebrate" is a paraphyletic classification and, ergo inadequate terminology.




I'm sorry, the only way I can endure this thread is to do all in my power to make it about taxonomy.