Funniest Thing You've Seen/Done.

Abraham Lure · #1 05-11-2007, 07:26 AM

Well, I saw this topic on another forum and thought it was a good idea to post here. These are only a few of my funniest moments.

I was sitting outside in the front garden with my Guinea Pig (His name is Nibbles) and feeding him dandelions. And this man walked past, looked at Nibbles for a few seconds and said "I thought he was a skunk just then...mainly because of his black face with the white stripe. I was on the other end of the pavement". He then walked off. I looked at Nibbles and thought 'He looks nothing like a skunk...and why would I have a skunk on my lap?'

Another time, I was walking to school with my friends. And these really annoying boys were just standing by the corner. As me and my friends walked past, I suddenly yelled (and sang at the same time) at the boys "I'm the Scatman!". It scared all 3 of them. My friends just cracked up laughing their heads off, not knowing what to think as we continued walking. ("I'm the Scatman" is in the first song of a singer called 'Scatman John' if you think I was being rude to the boys)

Another time, me and my friends were walking to school again. And there was this girl in front of us. And she was smoking a cigarette and all the smoke was going in our faces. I got so annoyed that I yelled "You enjoying killing yourself, are you?". She just gave me this evil glare and stormed off. At least we didn't have smoke in our faces for the rest of the time we were walking.

About a week ago in my English class, our teacher told us to write down some advice we would give to our younger self if we met them. I tried to think of what advice I would give. I then thought of something and wrote down 'If you went back in time and told your younger self the advice you intend to give, then your younger self would grow up perfectly and you would never have needed to go back to give the advice, meaning you never would have gone back to speak to your younger self'. My friend read it and said "Ow, that makes my head hurt". I showed my English Teacher, he read it and walked off, sayig he wanted to think about it. He came back a few minutes later, read what I wrote again and said 'That theory is doing my head in'. I love it when people react like that. I found it funny.

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mathew9r · #2 05-11-2007, 07:32 AM

this one is a diffent one from the oddworld one so nice topic.
my funnyist thing i've done is when i went round my grannies my grandad tricked me that there was a fish in the water-but and then he splashed me and i found that very funny. that was 4 years ago.

p.s. im not a girl its just i like lara croft and i have a sexy pic of her.

Jordan · #3 05-11-2007, 08:27 AM

Ray, you sound a lot like me and my friends with what you say to people.

My funniest moments...
Well, in Year 7, we had this horrible teacher called Miss Poffley, and I caused loads of havoc for her.

Once, I was messing about doing something, and she asked me to come to the front. She asked me what was the matter, and I replied: "Short attention span." This was a funny thing that went around in the class, and you had to be brave enough to say it.

Every lesson everyone would wave their hands and do a mexican wave everytime she turned to face the board.

moxco · #4 05-11-2007, 12:56 PM

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i have a sexy pic of her.

You think that load of pixles is sexy?

mathew9r · #5 05-11-2007, 01:09 PM

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You think that load of pixles is sexy?

plz stop saying things about me plz.

Goresplatter · #6 05-11-2007, 01:32 PM

http://www.krinkels.net/movies/Crap.html

THAT IS WIERD.

EDIT: This like, just got released!

http://www.krinkels.net/movies/Garbage.html

But it's also so random that I found it hilarious :P

Off topic, but moral message:
MoxCo, that 'It's only pixles' thing is a load of crap.
http://www.abilimited.co.uk/ - warning... it's not porn, but it's a little wude. Ah screw it, you'll have seen worse on magazine covers in shops.
But basically, THAT is a load of pixles on a screen, and I'm pretty sure that's schmecksy enough.

SO QUIT YO' JIBBA JABBA!

Patrick Vykkers · #7 05-11-2007, 03:35 PM

I don't see nothing sexy. I only see some blonde woman with a terrible facial expression in various poses.

snuzi · #8 05-11-2007, 07:39 PM

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You think that load of pixles is sexy?

The role of "forum dick" just isn't working for you. Just go back to being everyone's punching bag. We like that.

Some of the funniest things happened to me back when I used to go to "Polish School" back in seventh and eigth grade (it was like a Polish Sunday school thing). My friend Oscar and I used to pretty much run the place. We'd goof off, anger the teachers, and makes a mess of everything. It seems a bit juvenile now but back then it was a hell of alot of fun.

I'd name some of the hysterical stuff that's happened to me and my girlfriend, but most of them have to do with inside jokes we both have

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Goresplatter · #9 05-12-2007, 04:05 AM

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I don't see nothing sexy. I only see some blonde woman with a terrible facial expression in various poses.

I knew you'd say that, just to be complicated

It's the principle I'm talking about it. So why not just replace whatever you see on the screen with something you find sexy? It'll still be pixels.

On topic: More randomnisity:

http://files.filefront.com/A_Random_.../fileinfo.html

And something less random, but this is RIDICULOUSLY GORY, NOT for the faint heartedness. Basically, it's this guy killing loads of chavs in ridiculously violent ways. It's blatantly fake, but still brutal. Warnings have been given:

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/s...d.php?t=326932

Well, I found it funny for it's stupidity

Fortesque13 · #10 05-12-2007, 05:48 PM

Truly overbrutal! Even for me!

One of the funniest things I did was use my pants as sleeves...
I couldn't find a long sleeve shirt, so I found some other pants and put them on.

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What!? I told you I'm a deranged lunatic! Besides, it was cold...

snuzi · #11 05-12-2007, 06:15 PM

You used a pair of pants as a shirt? Couldn't you just, oh I don't know, buy a new shirt instead?

Fortesque13 · #12 05-12-2007, 06:36 PM

Don't go offtopic now!
But it was about 3 am (how to buy a shirt at that time?) and I didn't feel like waking up my mom to find out where a shirt is. She'd probably kick the snod out of me. Maybe. Anyways, as usual, my wardrobe was a mess, so I found a solution. Even if it is crazy as it is.

Patrick Vykkers · #13 05-12-2007, 09:59 PM

The funniest thing I've seen is a tie between South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut and Hot Fuzz. That and the Guardian (Take THAT, Mutual Friend)

Abraham Lure · #14 05-13-2007, 05:57 AM

This was a funny moment while we were having dinner a few days ago.

The family were sitting around and we were eating lamchops for dinner. My Mum said 'We would have them more often but they're so expensive' and I said 'That's because they're so hard to catch'. Everyone couldn't eat for about 5 minutes because they were laughing so hard.

Fortesque13 · #15 05-13-2007, 06:55 AM

My cd-drive doesn't work in a funny way. I press the eject button and the little bastard won't open. Then I press it about 20 times repedeately and it usually opens. But sometimes even that doesn't work so I slam it with my fist on the top. THEN it opens.

I think I need a new cd-drive...

Jordan · #16 05-13-2007, 07:35 AM

Oh dear lord, beating computers up. What will people do next?

Gabiar · #17 05-13-2007, 07:52 AM

Funny thing i saw was my brother getting rather annoyed with his old PC. His motherboard was acting up and refused to POST. So he kicked it, and what do ya know, the windows loading screen apperared!

How funny

OddjobAbe · #18 05-13-2007, 08:00 AM

Once, I got very, very frustrated with my computer. I kicked it (not very hard). The Monty Python Lumberjack Song started playing (I downloaded it from the internet). Then, I tried to post. The computer refused to enter void (0). I kicked the computer very hard, the starting button fell off, the LED light lead came out of the system (on the interior), and the Windows shut down screen appeared. Then, as I used to be a technical engineer, I fixed it. This happened this morning.

snuzi · #19 05-13-2007, 10:48 AM

Wow, you sound like me. Last year, I kicked my computer very hard as well, and the start-up button was pushed inward. I had to take off the front cover in order to turn it on again.

OddjobAbe · #20 05-13-2007, 10:55 AM

Something that could relate to our attitude:

Mutual Friend · #21 05-13-2007, 11:15 AM

Someone slipping on a banana skin. Seriously.

Alf Shall Rise · #22 05-14-2007, 04:39 PM

Funniest thing...hmm...I THINK the funniest thing I saw was my dog swimming. He dog-paddled in the pool, but then sunk, and sunk, until she was underwater. It was a good thing she's cute, or we would've just left her there. Either that, or my friend getting ice cream, tripping, doing a summer salt in the air, landing on his back, and the ice cream plopping right in front of him.

And that funniest thing I DID was when I was walking home, when no one was looking, I smacked a sign SO hard it echoed through the streets, and I yelled in pain (pretend). Everyone looked at me in shock. It was hilarious.

OddjobAbe · #23 05-14-2007, 08:57 PM

Alf, you see, from now on, I'm going to call you 'signwhacker'.

Fortesque13 · #24 05-15-2007, 06:04 AM

My comp. doesn't work every day! I've got to beat the snod out of it to work! And, oh the miracle, it does! Usually I wouldn't do that, but if your comp. asks you for a boot disc and chkdisk EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! i think even you'd lose the nerve. I might also mention the fact that it reboots when I play most of the games and that it's been repaired about a month ago...

Jordan · #25 05-15-2007, 08:41 AM

While you're all sitting there having problems with your mega-old PCs, I'm sat here with this brand-spanking new 80GB machine.

OddjobAbe · #26 05-15-2007, 08:53 AM

I'm here with a fairly recent model, and the little bastard causes me problems.

Jordan · #27 05-15-2007, 11:46 AM

I haven't had this thing long, and you wouldn't believe how slow it is. That really pees me off though, you get this mega brand new PC and it's as slow as crap.

Gabiar · #28 05-15-2007, 02:17 PM

The PC is new but it doesnt mean it will be fast (IMAO 80GB wow)

*cough* crap CPU *cough*

Walked out of the shop the otherday and saw a laughing, drunk idiot being led away by paramedics. Laughed my arse off.

skillya_glowi · #29 05-15-2007, 03:03 PM

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While you're all sitting there having problems with your mega-old PCs, I'm sat here with this brand-spanking new 80GB machine.

80GB? Oh, you bastich. Why does about 90% of the OWF population have to be cursed with a craptacular ancient machine that could hardly be called a computer?
My dad has freaking 220 GB on his computer, and I bet he is currently using about 3% of it. My loverley 20 GB hard drive, however, is almost completely full ("almost" because I had to delete a load of stuff).
And just to round it off, my computer is six years old, can barely fit on my desk, and runs on 600 MHz.

Patrick Vykkers · #30 05-15-2007, 03:18 PM

Allah Muhammad Khomeini, I only have 40 GB!