The scariest day of my life...

[Jordan]

Ouch... You wouldn't believe what happened today... I was on this park and this little kid started biting my leg and kicking me. I told him to back off and he called to his older friends and said I'd punched him. They came and started egging him on telling him to hit me, and more kids starting punching me, I just ran, and I had to squeeze through this tiny gap in the railings, and jump over a brick wall to get away. I'm so scared. I wouldn't hit him because he was only about 4 or 5.

[Gerard-Blaize]

ho-ly shite!!!
:O

[dripik]

Next time you meet this kid, throw him over the brick wall you mentioned. He'll shut up for good, IMO.

But seriously, how old were those 'older kids'? If they started punching you, you should have returned the favour (at least to one of them, then run away) Think of it as self defence.

[Jordan]

These older kids were in my year. Year 8. But they weren't the ones doing the hitting, it was the little kids. I seriously felt like killing them, but I could have been fined for beating them, and, I could have been killed by the older kids, they are that dangerous.

[Slig 7665]

4 year olds are takeing over now I'm scared were dooomed did you know this kid or was he a stranger.

[Goresplatter]

Always have something at hand that can be used as a makeshift weapon. Not like, a knife or a gun - perhaps, a short pole of metal or a compass, just incase you're going to get ganked

If you don't want to hit the little kids, are you a good shouter? If so, shout death threats and scary crap into their faces. They might start crying, but, mission accomplished, right? Then of course, if the older guys pick a fight, you've already got what was mentioned in my step one

Call me a psychopath... but call me when this stuff doesn't work. :]

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Personally, if you get one of those chavs down, I recommend you to give him a curb stomp and the rest won't touch your fiery ass

[Laser]

ouch curb stomp will bloody hurt :P

but 4 or 5 year olds? jesus thats quite bad i mean what they gonna do when they grow up? i'd hate to be in that year 8 class

do what i do:make freinds with the hardest people in my year and it hasn't failed yet!

[Goresplatter]

ouch curb stomp will bloody hurt :P

but 4 or 5 year olds? jesus thats quite bad i mean what they gonna do when they grow up? i'd hate to be in that year 8 class

do what i do:make freinds with the hardest people in my year and it hasn't failed yet!

QFT, definitely a fine tactic Though I don't do it myself -
The growing up for them is what i mean with the shouty part. They'll hop right out of that path when they realise if they keep doing it, they'll be in trouble when they decide to do it to someone who doesn't wanna take their shit.

[Jordan]

Thanks a lot for the tips guys. These older kids are the hardest kids in my year, they are mental, and I mean mental.

[Laser]

then make friends with loads of mindless weak people and swamp 'em

[dripik]

Yeah, zombies usually attack in great numbers, thus they are scary. So all you have to do is find a lot of scary people and tell them to follow you. Better yet, arm them with poles, like Gore said.

Another tactic: become a 'harder kid', recruit some fellows who are in the same league and beat the opposition, including the 5-year-old.

On the serious side, that kind of insulting is usually a test on how you react on it. If you ignore it, they keep doing until they get tired. You have to show them that you mean business.

[Slig 7665]

Is it a school or a mental hospital you go to and now I know how to get rid of kids bugging me shout and carry a makeshift wepon good tips.

[moxco]

Don't you hate it how little kids make up bullshit.

[Goresplatter]

Don't you hate it how little kids make up bullshit.

I sincerely hope you're not referring to Jordan in that post...

[Jordan]

I sincerely hope you're not referring to Jordan in that post...

Nope, I think he means the kid who told his friends I'd punched him.

[Goresplatter]

Ah right, forgot about that. Spent too long on 4chan to realise not everyone is trolling.
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I'm gonna stop lurking eventually, that place hurts.

[Gerard-Blaize]

great tips on the weapon gore. i quit woodwork, nd on the last day i stole a small spanner. i carry it in my pocket, chavs ask for money, tell em to gimme a sec, get the spanner, stab em in the solar plexis (just below the breastbone where the two sets of ribs meet). this winds em and i run like the skinny ****er i am job done

[Nate]

I think you should recruit your own army of five year-olds to do your evil bidding. Then go back to the park, set up a base on the top of the monkey bars and order them around like a Real, Real-Time Strategy game.

[Ajiellyn]

I think you should recruit your own army of five year-olds to do your evil bidding. Then go back to the park, set up a base on the top of the monkey bars and order them around like a Real, Real-Time Strategy game.

xD That's genius.


The kid himself is scary though, where were his parents?!

Are you a Slig fan? Maybe Abe was possessing him... I'll have to keep an eye out.

[Daxter King]

Damn, I'd pop a cap in that bitches ass. I don't care if he is 5, he deserves it, and needs to learn a lesson. Jordan, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you a girl? If so, then the older guys are pussies for about to beat up someone they know is weaker than them and in great numbers as well.

As for the subject of little bitches, I think they should be punished more severely. ME and a friend were talking about it the other day, and both decided that if an 6 to 10 year severely beats someone, they deserve to be locked up. Honestly, America's current justice system is ****ed up, if a kid beats up another kid, he gets Juvi for what? 12 weeks? If an adult does it, then its like a half a year or more in prison. By that age they should know hurting people is wrong. Course, then again, its probably the parents fault. Parents spoiling their kids and then expecting them to be mature when they're older. Thats REAL smart! Wake up America!

[Al the Vykker]

This just goes to show you the continual degrading of society and children who end up like the ones who started attacking you today...truly sad. I hope you're alright though.

[Jordan]

I think you should recruit your own army of five year-olds to do your evil bidding. Then go back to the park, set up a base on the top of the monkey bars and order them around like a Real, Real-Time Strategy game.

Lmao!

Damn, I'd pop a cap in that bitches ass. I don't care if he is 5, he deserves it, and needs to learn a lesson. Jordan, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you a girl? If so, then the older guys are pussies for about to beat up someone they know is weaker than them and in great numbers as well.

As for the subject of little bitches, I think they should be punished more severely. ME and a friend were talking about it the other day, and both decided that if an 6 to 10 year severely beats someone, they deserve to be locked up. Honestly, America's current justice system is ****ed up, if a kid beats up another kid, he gets Juvi for what? 12 weeks? If an adult does it, then its like a half a year or more in prison. By that age they should know hurting people is wrong. Course, then again, its probably the parents fault. Parents spoiling their kids and then expecting them to be mature when they're older. Thats REAL smart! Wake up America!

I'm a boy.

This just goes to show you the continual degrading of society and children who end up like the ones who started attacking you today...truly sad. I hope you're alright though.

They're gonna get nowhere in life. I hope they rot.

The little kids were taught by the older kids to be bullies, it happens all the time, the parents let them be taken to places and then they get them to beat people up.

[looney-bin]

I'd smacked the little bastard. He said you hit him, you might aswell.

Failing that, report them for assault or something.

[LadySlig]

Well...Im not really into violence, but if someone hit me, I'ld smack them one right back. Or get Lilly to beat them; shes tough

[Dracula’s Ex]

I'd smacked the little bastard. He said you hit him, you might aswell.

Failing that, report them for assault or something.

Damn right! I dont care how old the prick is, I would smack the f**ker right in the goddamn face! Stupid kids...

[Hobo]

What's wrong with hurting little kids again?

[Fortesque13]

These days? Absolutely nothing! Those 5 year olds have started cussing a lot and pickin on the older guys nowadays. It's like early teenagers.

[dripik]

Yeah, it's traditionally the older guys who beat and insult the younger kids. That five year old must have decided to break that tradition... That might cost him a bone or two someday.

Nate's idea could also work. Print some "Uncle Jordan Wants You For The 5-Year-Old Army" posters and put them out on kindergarten walls and playgrounds.

[Gerard-Blaize]

These days? Absolutely nothing! Those 5 year olds have started cussing a lot and pickin on the older guys nowadays. It's like early teenagers.

Thats so damn true! i was in a playground last year with a few of my friends. one of them (shes 17) was on a bench texting and this little pre pubecent kid (10 or so) came over and copped a feel of her tit! he was well pleased with himself. my friend came over to him, grabbed him by the collar (she was about twice his size) lifted him off the ground, punched him in the crotch a couple of times and told him to **** off!!
by now, the little kid is crying and he runs off to one of his friends (bout 17 aswell, total chav) and tells him that "that girl over there picked on him". he comes over to my friend and asks why'd she hit him. she tells him he grabbed her tit. the older guy apologizes, belts the little kid across the head and drags him off!!
they get younger every year

[dripik]

At least the older guy in Gerard's story was reasonable and didn't belive what the kid was saying. In most cases, older people are to blame because they believe every single word kids say.