OWF - The Untold Legend 2

[mitsur]

PROLOUGE: COLBY & MITSUR


Colby Rush, 14, walked out of THS high school. His head was pounding, and his arms hurt. But still, he was relieved. The semester finals were, well, finally over. He was free, at least until Monday. He was looking forward to getting home, watching TV, maybe playing his Xbox 360, and some rest. As he waited in the cold for his bus, a sudden thought occurred to him.


Something was telling him he had an important thing to do. That something included typing somehow...


He was just about to remember when Ethan slapped him on the back, as he walked to his car.


"Seeya later, Colby! I'll see you Monday...with my money!" He yelled over his shoulder. Colby smiled and waved back.


"Bye Ethan!"


Just then, Colby's bus pulled up, and the hinged doors opened.


"Thanks, Charles." Colby said to the bus driver as he stepped into the bus and took a seat, little kids cowering in fear from him.


Colby was tall, with dark brown hair cut short. A glittering chain of gold hang around his neck, with a shark tooth attached. A basic pair of dark jeans, with a blue shirt, was underneath his jacket.


As the bus made its way to his house, Colby chatted and laughed with his friends, occasionally plugging his iPod's headphones into his ears when they got off.


Finally, the bus stopped at a 4-way intersection, and Colby climbed out, glad to be rid of the hot, stuffy bus. The wind blew a cruelly cold wind across his jacket, and Colby shivered. He pulled the hood over his head, and began the trek down the icy, snow-covered road to his house.


He looked at the mountains all around him, still a bit in awe of them, despite his year-long stay.


Finally, he reached the fence in front of his house. It was your average normal-looking house, and a pasture in the back had the family paint horse, named Jess.


He trooped through the snow, and his feet sank through to the knees, He swore, but kept going. The front porch was entirely covered in snow.


Finally, he reached the front door, opened it, and stepped inside. His dogs immediately tackled him, jumping up and down, barking wildly.


He opened the door again, and they rushed out, still barking.


***


Several hours later, Colby was sitting in front of his computer, idly playing a quick game of Warcraft III. After it finished by Colby's base blowing to smithereens, he logged off, just as Bullet Magnet logged onto MSNIM.


They chatted for a bit, making stupid jokes but laughing all the same. Finally, after a large amount of time, they bid each other good night, and logged off. Colby turned off his computer, but forgot to put the monitor down.


He walked away, and went into the bathroom to take a shower. After a few minutes, he emerged, wearing pajamas and having wet hair. He walked back into his room, and went to the book case. He selected a book, and turned around.


The computer was on, the monitor bright, so bright he couldn't see the screen.


"Hmmm...that's weird. I could've sworn I turned it off..." He said, and shut it down again. He turned back away, again neglecting to close the monitor.


He turned back, remembering the book. The computer was back on. Colby felt a trickle of fear, then outright terror as he realized the computer was sucking him towards it.


"Oh, shit!"


He ran wildly away, but the air continued to pull, until he flew backward, right into the screen of his laptop.


Everything went dark, and then light exploded into his eyes.


***


"No...I don't want to cyber....with you....you're a dude...." Mitsur mumbled as he slowly regained consciousness. His eyes flickered open, and he saw that Havoc, Bullet Magnet, and Rexy were standing around him, with worried expressions.


"Are you OK?" They asked him.


"Yeah...I had the craziest dream...you won't believe it, but people are actually normal there....I was this awesome teenager...his name's Colby..."


"Regular people? That's impossible!" Rexy said, laughing.


"Yeah, you're right. It must've been a dream." Mitsur said, but still uncertain.


"Yeah, well, you shouldn’t have drank all those martinis then challenged Hobo to a Kung Fu battle. He kicked your ass, without even trying!" Havoc said, and Mitsur laughed weakly. He pulled himself up, and looked back around at the aftermath of the party over beating the n00bs.

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Finally, the sequel has started! I apologize over such a short entry for the start, but there will be more.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, I am indeed the Colby in the story. I tried to make it seem like I don't know about my Mitsur alter-ego. Yes, lame, I know, but good enough for a prolouge.

Anyways, for archive:

OWF - The Untold Legend 1

[Bullet Magnet]

The similarity to real life is uncanny.

[Jordan]

Wow, it's been released, great start Mitsur! I can't wait to hear more!

[Seargentbig]

Oh, it could have been very lame indeed, but it wasn't. Gave me a laugh, anyway. It's a promising start!

[Arxryl]

Cool. I like how you started things off! I can't wait to read more of it!

[Havoc]

You made me make a remark about Hobo without insulting him? Rewrite that right now!

Awsome job as usual, keep up the good work .

Tiger

[Goresplatter]

Awesome writing there, caught me by suprise - was expecting him to log into OWF and be teleported inside, hehe
Hope this one is as good at the last one

[mitsur]

Thanks, guys. Here goes ch. 1!

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CHAPTER ONE: NORMAL INSANITY

The main hallway of OWF was a total and complete mess. Trash, weapons, and the occasional passed-out member filled the hall. Alcar was passed out in a chair, a bottle of Rexy's Supa Secret Party-Enhancing Drink in one loose hand. Rich was fully laid down on the ground, drooling slightly into the shag rug. OANST was mumbling something about getting that donut vendor back some day.

Goresplatter lay like a king on top of a mound of chocolate candy bar wrappers. Cullen Health was slowly dragging himself toward the men's room, covered in an unspeakable green fluid. As Mitsur watched, he gave up and just passed out. Al was against the wall with a blanket that started just
below the belly button. SeaRex was mumbling something in Russian.

"Я не намеревался убить то рыболовное судно..."

Mitsur and Co. picked their way through the mess, occasionally having to shove a passed-out member out of their way. As they reached the end of the hall, and the door that led to their rooms, Splat stepped out the shadows, wearing his now-customary tuxedo.

"Shame they couldn't hold their liquor..." Splat sighed as he appeared right next to Rexy, making her give a small scream. When he heard the scream, Splat took out his 007-styled gun, and panned the room for threats. Satisfied that it was empty, he put it back, and continued to speak calmly.

"I have a feeling it had something to do with your 'party-enchancing' drinks, Rex." Splat said.

"Don't call me Rex. And anyways, how could my fantastical, wondercular, awenificint drinks do that?" She asked, angry and confused. Everyone except Splat slowly backed away, anticipating what was going to happen. Havoc conjured a WWII army helmet from nowhere and stuffed it on his head.

"Well, I don't know how to break this gently, Rexy, but..."

"You know," Mitsur interrupted suddenly, "I really should get back to my room. Really quickly." He gave Havoc a slap on the helmet, and dashed off.

"Uh, I'll go with him, to see that he'll be OK." Havoc said, and ran after him.
Bullet just kind of wandered off, smiling serenly, until he reached the corner, where he ran like the demons of Hell were chasing him.

Mitsur was halfway to his room when the explosion went off. He looked quickly behind him, and saw a gigantic wave off fire explode into the hallway and burn after them.

"HAVOC, RUN!!!!" Mitsur screamed. He looked at the rapidly-diminishing distance between them and the flames.

Havoc looked back, screamed, and ran even faster. His WWII hat flew off, and was consumed.

Doors started to open, the people inside glancing curiously to see what was happening. They saw the wall of flame, swore, and slammed the door.

Finally, Mitsur spotted the door to his room. He ran to it, opened the door, dashed in, and stood to the side as he watched Havoc run for the door.

"YOU'RE ALMOST THERE! GO GO GO!"

Havoc put on a burst of speed, and lunged for the door. He flew through, and Mitsur slammed the door. He felt and heard the flames slam against the door, then continue down the hall.

Havoc collapsed onto Mitsur's bed, sweaty and covered in soot.

Both of them were breathing heavily.

Suddenly, Havoc spoke.

"You know, I'm going to have to stay in here until the fire's out."

"Yeah..."

"Just a quick question. Can I use your shower?"

"What do you think?"

"Riiiiighht...."

An awkward silence descended.

"I think the fires out." Mitsur said.

"Really?"

"Yeah, really."

"Oh, then I'll get going then!"

Havoc stood, walked to the door, and pulled it open. The fire was still going strong, and the only reason it was not going inside the door was apparently it didn't feel like it.

Havoc turned around, confused.

"It's not out, what were you th- AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mitsur pushed Havoc out into the flames, and quickly closed the door.

Mitsur tried not to think about the horrible screams coming from outside. He went to his bed, collapsed into it, and promptly fell into a deep sleep.

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Again, not very long.

No real notes. Sorry.

[Jordan]

Yay, chapter 1! That chapter was wicked, the Havoc scene rocked, I love how you're doing this, well done, and keep it up!

[Rex Tirano]

Heehee, you make me giggle. ^_^ You write so well!

But I did think the end of Chapter 1 was going to get abit homoerotic. You & Havoc, on your bed... Breathing heavily...

- Rexy

[Splat]

Ew, not nice Rexy!
Dude, I can't believe I got so tragically defeated in chapter one! Gutted.

Good to see you still haven't learnt to spell 'prologue'.

[Arxryl]

Nice! That was pretty funny! Good job writing it!

[Havoc]

Oh Imakick yo ass ya bastard!! XD

[Munch's Master]

Very entertaining couple of chapters. the first one was most bizarre, yet eerily true-to-life. The second was short but sweet. I can't believe you nearly murdered Havoc though, Mitsur. EVIL!!!!!

[Spirrow]

Wow, wicked story, Mitsur. The only difference is, I imagine Havoc
as a tiger who can walk on two legs like a human and talk in human tongue.
Otherwise it was great.

[Bullet Magnet]

I notice that I didn't quite make it through the door, there, mitsur...

[skillya_glowi]

Hilarious as usual


Remember, I can understand all the Russian that you post...
Do you even know what you said?
You said, "I wasn't going to kill that fishing boat..."

[Seargentbig]

Very entertaining couple of chapters. the first one was most bizarre, yet eerily true-to-life. The second was short but sweet. I can't believe you nearly murdered Havoc though, Mitsur. EVIL!!!!!

People on the OWF don't die... they just go to the Burial Grounds. Heh.

[Goresplatter]

*quivers* I need my fix... come on Mitsur :'(

[E'l Scrabino]

Hey Mitsur, did you get my PM before? Just asking.

Lol Havoc burnted .

[Al the Vykker]

Is there gonna be more Sexy Rexy action for me!? lol. Anyways, it's nice to see that you haven't left the Legend untold. Looking forward to the next installment soon my friend.

[Havoc]

Is there gonna be more Sexy Rexy action for me!?

Ah yes! I demand Sexy Rexy actions as well!!



Tiger

[Spirrow]

Is there gonna be more Sexy Rexy action for me!? lol. Anyways, it's nice to see that you haven't left the Legend untold. Looking forward to the next installment soon my friend.

Ah, yeah, you can't forget this quote:

She's Sexy, She's Soulful, She's Rexy!

We all totally agree!

[Jordan]

Yay! Smexiiness! We want sexy Rexy!

[mitsur]

Ah yes! I demand Sexy Rexy actions as well!!



Tiger

Hey, I have to keep this PG-rated, y'know.

But maybe I can, um...convince her to include some steamy passages.



Anyways, looking back at this, I'm not really satisfied with the prolouge, and chapter one.

EXPECT A REVISION OF BOTH OF THEM IN ONE GINORMOUS POST FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.

By the way, I sincerly apologize for not posting any new stuff, and I have no real excuse.

I can almost guarantee the revision by Saturday, or sooner.

*gets to writing an awesome revist*

Oh, want a hint? Here it is:

*does a Dr. Evil pinky bite*

[Seargentbig]

Well, I didn't really think there was anything wrong with the first two chapters, but then it's not my story-thing. As for that hint, I don't really see where it could lead, but it is intruiging to say the least.

[Arxryl]

It can lead to Sharks with frikken lazer-beams on their heads! Throw me a frikken bone here, people.

[Spirrow]

Eh, what the heck. I don't consider this a chapter, but more like something
my hand typed for it'd own amusement and against my will.
Okay, I hacked into Mitsur's computer files and stole his chapter. There I admit it.

One Hour Later:

The fire was out, now. Havoc pushed a load of rubble that had collasped from the walls off him. Crusty
black fur still clung to his skin. He began to work his way down the hall taking difficult steps, his muscles sore.
He needed to make it to the cafeteria where he hoped the commotion had calmed down and he could seek
the medical care of Creepy Doc Sr. or Stranger's Maid who could heal him and then he could kill Mitsur.
He collasped right at them doorway to the cafeteria.

Mitsur cautiously poked his head out of his room door. No Havoc in sight. He began to walk carefully
down the hall when he bumped into Spirrow, who was tottering around drunkenly holding a bottle
of MudoBrew, his tongue lolling out.
"Er, what's up with you, Spirrow?" Mitsur asked.
"Just a dead man walkin'," Spirrow replied loudly into the air and tottered off further down the hallway,
clearly unwary of the wreckage around him. On the way to the cafeteria, where he would certainly find
most of Rexy's damage, Mitsur happened to pass straight past her room door which had the words
"Oh Al!" carved into the wood right above a gaping hole blasted into the door by the raging fire. Mitsur
poked his head in and looked around. There were posters of Al everywhere, a half-finished painting of Al
on an easel and even a few crudely carved wooden idols of Rexy's idol. Even the image on her bedspread
showed Al apparently laying right next to her. Mitsur backed out of Rexy's room, a sick look on his face
and continued his way to the cafeteria, taking a cautious step over a smoldered Havoc.

It was a mess! Rexy was still standing there, half of her still on fire. Her foot was planted into an unconscious
Splat's throat. Alcar was in a far corner moping with a differnt type of bottle in his hand over a statue of him that
had fallen and smashed on the floor. Oanst, who had changed back from a pissy-faced mudokon was robbing
Rich, Jordan and Glowi while they were unconscious and replacing the money with bottles of MudoBrew while
rubbing something under his lioncloth (which he hadn't changed out of yet) incredibly fast. Bullet Magnet was
nowhere to be seen and Xavier was complaining over a pile of ruined bones which he intended on sending to
Bonewerkz for a little excess profit. Mitsur stood next a moaning Havoc surveying everything around him. When
Havoc saw Mitsur he lunged at him, but ended up yowling in agony when he hit the floor again, panting hard.
He had hardly grazed Mitsur's legs with his sharp claws. Al stepped up next to Mitsur.
Mitsur looked at him. "Don't you think it would to be wise to calm down Rexy before she kills Splat?"
he asked. Al shrugged.
"Suits him right egging on the missus," he replied. At the sound of Al's voice, Rexy looked up. The flame on her
extinguished immediately.
"Oh Al!!!" she screamed in glee taking her foot off Splat's neck and beginning to run for Al.
Al backed away quickly. "Er, listen, honey/baby/sweetie/Rexy, all these times you keep jumping me, I think
I might have sprained something and-"
CRASH!
Al recieved a heavy hail of facial kisses from Rexy and she forced him down and twisted his arms
rather painfully to hold him down. He surrendered after a few seconds of struggling to get out from
under her. Rexy looked irritably up at Mitsur.
"Do you mind?" she said.
"Rexy, you really don't have to," said Al as he saw Rich starting to stir on the floor. Rexy looked at
Rich's body and pulled Al face-to-face with her. "Listen to me you bastard!" she seethe menacingly into
Al's face. "I want revenge on anyone who dares to diss me, including my sweet/scumbag exboyfriend. I want
to see him blow up in rage so he comes to kill you," Rexy lightened immediately." and then I'll save you
and be a heroine and maybe President Alcar might give me a raise and a higher position as a moderator
around here on the forum."
Alcar scoffed from his corner. Rexy flashed him a killer look. Alcar waved his hands innocently and
pointed at Rich on the floor. "It was him," he said as sweetly as possible. Rexy turned back to Al
and continued to lecture him.

Mitsur was alarmed at Rexy's sudden changes in attitude and he shook his head quietly. Spirrow walked
up next to him, perfectly normal.
"Wow, Spirrow, how did you get sober that fast?" Mitsur asked.
"Eh, it's easy when you play it "King of the Hill" style." Spirrow responded casually.
"Speaking of which, how is the King of the Hill?" Mitsur asked.
Spirrow looked out of a cafeteria window to a treehouse Abe16 had built in a tree. Abe was wheezing hard
and still attemting to scream out a few "I AM OZ THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE!"s, at which one point he
fainted and fell through the treehouse window onto the stone pavement beneath. Spirrow looked back
at Mitsur.
"He's fine" he replied and walked off down another hallway.

[mitsur]

Spirrow, not to be rude, but please ask me before doing something like that.

But some parts were funny.

Guys, just to announce, I'll be making another topic of this, and pretend this topic never happened. Expect the prolouge up a bit after you read this post.

[E'l Scrabino]

Ok remember to include me