Favorite Quotes! (Sice the others are over a month old...)

[Arxryl]

Like the title says! what are your favorite quotes from anything? They can be Oddworld related, or not, it doesn't matter!
mine are: "Back when I joined the marines, we didn't have all this special equipment. all we had were two sticks and a rock! and we had to share the rock!" -SRGNT. Johnson

"Did I give you permission to B*tch marine?" -SRGNT. Johnson

"...and I didn't even know, I had a destiny." -Abe

"If light and dark are eternal, than surely we nothings must be the same..." -Xemnas

"Got it memorized?"- Axel

"You run like a pregnant cow!" Random insult in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

"Sorry, but the Princess is in another castle!" Toad from Super Mario Bros.

"Wort Wort Wort!"- Elite off of Halo

"Wort Wort Wort!" Me while playing Halo.

"Aw man! You suck!" Person playing against me at Halo.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for sheer stupidity." Friend

"You know what they used to put in Coke, right?" random thought.

"You'll always remember this as the day you almost caught, Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"So you were telling the truth the whole time?" Elizabeth

"Yes. I do that a lot actually. you all seem so suprized." Jack Sparrow

"Why is the rum gone?" Jack Sparrow

Let me hear yours!
(P.S: the other one was over a month old, that's the only reason I posted this...)

[ANGRY ELEPHANT]

"Stupid Jackal,say thank you!" Random grunt from Halo 2
"You want a war?You got it!" Crypto from Destroy All Humans
"Vaporize them Crypto!" Pox from Destroy All Humans
"Yep,all free." Stranger
"But nobody sings back." Munch
"Can I go home now?" Alf
"Will you just shutup!" Humphrey

[Kamille]

Oh I have sooo many.

"Heeere's Johnny!" -Jack Torrance The Shining.

"I am confusing the supercomputer with logic! When it thinks I'm going to hit it with a rock." - Space Ghost.

"Now, all we need is a little energon, and a lot of luck." -Optimus Prime G1 Transformers The Movie.

"Pathetic fools! There's no escape!" -Starscream G1 Transformers The Movie.

"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." -Ayn Rand.

"Breadfan open up your mind open up your purse never never never gonna lose it!!" -Budgie Breadfan.

"All dressed up and no one to blow." - Roger Murtaugh Lethal Weapon

Oh and pretty much everything Abe says in Abe's Oddysee.

[DarkHoodness]

"You are mine, I am yours. We are one. Nothing will part us." ~ Self

"Accomplish as much as possible, and enjoy your life. Experiance as many things as you can. Try not to waste it." ~ Self

"Things that try to look like things, often look more like things then things." Granny Weatherwax, Terry Pratchett

Crewman: "Admiral! We have enemy ships in sector three seven!!" Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP!!" ~ Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

"WRONG!" ~ Lux Luthor

"SUICIDE RUSH! HOOOOOOO!!!" ~ My own World of Warcraft battle cry.

"Say goodnight, Mr. Diaz!" *blam!* ~ Lance Vance, Vice City

STAY OUT OF
"Welcome to the Ulence Flats" ~ Space Quest 1 Comic

"Kick the tyres and light the fires, we're all set, Captain!" ~ Droole, Space Quest 5

"No! Try not! Do! Or do not! There is no try!" ~ Yoda, Star Wars

Half-Life (waaay too many memorable quotes from one game series):
G-Man (pretty much everything he says is awesome):
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
"So wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and, smell the ashes. . ."
"In the mean time. . . This is where I get off."
"Well, well. . . Isn't this just like. . . Old times?"
"We've been rather busy in your absense, Mr. Freeman."
"We'll see, about THAT!"
"You're not supposed to be here. Forget about all this. . ."

Breen:
"Tell me Doctor Freeman if you can. . . You have destroyed so much! What is it exactly that you created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not."
"Welcome to City 17. It's safer here."

Vortigaunts:
"There is no distance between us. No false veil of time or space may intervene."
"You leap, you fall, we see you flash beyond the barriers."
"Your song we sing and shall sing for eternity."
"Far distant eyes look out through yours."
"Something secret steers us both. We shall not name it."
"The way ahead is dark for the moment."
"We are you, Freeman. And you are us."
"Where to, now? And to what end?"

Father Gregori:
"For it was said that they had become like those peculiar demons which dwell in matter, but in whom no light may be found."
"Hush!" *listens as Zombies approach* "They come! There is no rest in Ravenholm!"

Ahh, I'll add more later when I think of them. :P No-one's reading this anyway.

[Patrick Vykkers]

A certain quote by one Manuel Paleologus II.


Another quote on the same subject matter by Winston Churchhill


"Preferential affirmative action patronizes American blacks, women, and others by presuming that they cannot succeed on their own. Preferential affirmative action does not advance civil rights in this country."- Alan Keyes


"The cartoons are not a manifestation of anti-Islamic prejudice: criticism of Muhammad or even of Islam is not equivalent to anti-Semitism. Islam is not a race; the problems with it are not the product of fear mongering and fiction, but of ideology and facts -- facts that have been stressed repeatedly by Muslims around the world, when they commit violence in the name of Islam and justify that violence by its teachings."- Robert Spencer


"I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose governor's lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls and walk together as sisters and brothers"- Martin Luther King, Jr.


"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."- Padme Amidala


"You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!"- Obi Wan Kenobi


"Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples: 'Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!'...'Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!' Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage. (to Exile asking HK-47 about his master) "- HK-47


"Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?"- Jolee Bindo


"We are moving toward a dictatorship of relativism which does not recognize anything as definitive and has as its highest value one's own ego and one's own desires... The church needs to withstand the tides of trends and the latest novelties.... We must become mature in this adult faith, we must guide the flock of Christ to this faith"- Benedict XVI


"I have looked for you. Now you have come to me. And I thank you.I am happy and you should be happy too. Do not weep. Let us pray together with joy. Amen. "- John Paul II


"Sweet Mother of Freud!"- A phrase I invented.


"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God.
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."- Jesus


uncutohh.ytmnd.com

"Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed."- Anon

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"- Lulu

[Strike Witch]

uh...

" Caboose, if we make it through the next five minutes, I'll be ****in' suprised." -Church, episode 79

" Hey Donut! we needed to fix the Warthogs' drive train, so we used up all your imported hand-cream as lubricant. but the good news is that the Warthog now smells like lavender. Rusty, metal, lavender."
-Sarge, ep 79.

Blossom: He is evil, you must help me defeat him!
Bubbles: I cannot comphrend it...Okay!
-Powerpuff Girls Z Anime.

[Leto]

"Fundamentalist Christianity. Fascinating. These people actually believe the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God! Based on what? I asked them. "Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages – 12 thousand years." Well, how ****ing scientific! Okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good.
You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay, I got one word to ask you. A one word question. Ready? "Uh-uh." Dinosaurs.
You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time … you'd think it would have been mentioned in the ****ing Bible at some point. "And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: 'What a big ****ing lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat ****ing families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: 'Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.'"

Good o'l Bill Hicks.

[Fez]

"It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock." - Thom Yorke, Radiohead.

"Pop people are defects. Pop people are funny in the head and the more pop they get, the funnier their heads become. Pop begins in bedrooms and ends up in supermarkets." - Damon Albarn, Blur.

"Im glad i still have a little androgony in my old age." - Jo Rose, Fear of Music.

"If someone punched me, I'd get my drummer to beat them up." - Brian Molko, Placebo.

"I bought Cinnamon and Golden Grahams and these indie kids in the shop laughed at me. It was funny but embarrassing." - Graham Coxon

"if there was no such thing as gold and platinum records, or record deals, and people were just making music. What would the music sound like?" - Beck

[Hobo]

'What a pointless thread!' - The OWF Team

[Havoc]

'Are you telling me, private Pile, that you don't know the difference between left and right?!'
'Sir, No Sir!'
'Then you did that on purpose, you wanna be different!' - Full Metal Jacket

'Hey, I like you. Heck you can come over to my place and f*ck my sister!' - Full Metal Jacket

'I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f*ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you...' - Full Metal Jacket

'Did your parents have any children that lived?'
'Sir, yes, sir.'
'I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.' - Full Metal Jacket

[SeaRex]

“The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be,
And that which is done is that which shall be done;
There is nothing new under the sun.”

-Ecclesiastes 1:9.

Bet you never thought you'd get a bible quote up in here.

[Bullet Magnet]

"I often get nervous before battles. I think it's coz we always lose." -Caboose

"Ook" -the Librarian

"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" -Arthur Dent

"That was it. The smartest thing you'll ever say, and no one was around to hear it" -Homer's brain

"An answer for you? Yes. I have."
"There really is one?"
"There really is one."
"To Everything? To the great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything?"
"Yes."
"And you're ready to give it to us?"
"I am."
"Now?"
"Now. Though I don't think, that you're going to like it." -Deep Thought and Phouchg

"The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'You Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With'.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes', with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics corespondant.
Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a timewarp from a thousand years in the future defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came'."

[Nate]

Why would God make us all so different if he wanted us to be the same? -Mary, SAVED

"The first principle in science is to invent something nice to look at and then decide what it can do." -- Rowland Emett

"Start by doing what is necessary; then do what is possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible."
-St. Francis of Assisi

'...Like the lie about masks.'
'What lie about masks?'
'The way people say they hide faces.'
'The do hide faces,' said Nanny Ogg.
'Only the one on the outside.'
-Maskerade, Terry Pratchett

Your body is not a temple, it is an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.
- Anthony Bourdain

'Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Well known fact.'
-Equal Rites, Terry Pratchett again

There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.
-Joseph Brodsky

Shall we set the alarm, or let God decide?
-The Great Daniel Bloom

"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way."
- Juan Ramon Jiminez (Spanish poet and winner of the 1956 Nobel Prize for Literature)

There is no such thing as conversation. It is an illusion. There are intersecting monologues, that is all.
- Dame Rebecca West

Wierdest exam question ever:
1. What is the answer to question number 1?
(I'm pretty sure the answer was 40)

[Mutual Friend]

“The face of evil is always the face of total need.”
-William S Burroughs

“Which came first the intestine or the tapeworm?”
-William S Burroughs

“As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops.”
-Uncle Monty

“We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.”
-Withnail

“I once knew a man who could crush a small dog in the palm of his hand. When I asked him why he did it, he replied: ‘Because I can… and I don’t like small dogs.’”
-Dr Terrible

“Heterosexuality isn’t normal, it’s just common.”
-Derek Jarman

“Your body is not a temple, it is an amusement park. Mine’s more of a council flat.”
-Me

[toxicity]

"If you don't start making sense right now, I will take out my weener and SLAP YOU DOWN WITH IT!" -Michael Ian Black

"We don't have... this money."
-Michael Showalter

"I wanna dip my BALLS in it!"
-Louie

[Fuzzle Guy]

What? No one has yet posted "We're gonna need a bigger boat" What's wrong with you people?

" We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Cheif Brody, Jaws
" Everybody lies " - Dr House, House MD
" KNOCK KNOCK "- Carl Hanratti, Catch me if you Can
" YEAH " - Big Cellmate, Trading Places
"RELAX?! RELAX!?! I'M A F*CKING WEREWOLF!" - David Kessler, American Werewolf in London
"Oh Bugger" - Jack Sparrow, POTC: Dead Man's Chest

[Bullet Magnet]

Host: So, Jerry, what do you think about evolution? Should we take any notice of Darwin's theories?
Jerry: That Darwin guy never got a Nobel Prize, did he? If he's so great, how come he don't get no Nobel?
Host: I think you have a very good point there, Jerry

-Hilarious radio talk show exerpt.

"Entropy will always triumph." -A Discworld Auditor.

"Wow, Xav. You're as sharp as a marble, aren't ya?" -Sekto Springs, OWF (sorry Xav)

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong wrong, wrong, wrong. Yer wrong! Yer wrong! Yer wrong! ..." -Dr Cox

"Did you hear a cat just now? That damn thing haunts me!" -Barney Calhoun

"Fascinating! We seem to have developed a very slow teleport!" -Doctor Kleiner

"The Freeman must excuse us. It is rude of us to commune by flux-shifting in front of those whose vortal inputs are impaired."
"Yes, we are vocalizing your auditory language as a matter of courtesy."
"Unless we wish to say unflattering things about you."
"Just so."
-Two Vortagaunts.

"When this is all over, I'm gonna mate!" -Resistance Soldier

[Leto]

"Wow, Xav. You're as sharp as a marble, aren't ya?" -Sekto Springs, OWF (sorry Xav)

Hardiharhar. Sad he's not here anymore.

[Statikk HDM]

Lots of Coen brothers stuff, the 3 that stick out the most are
"But I didn't order the undercoating" from Fargo and
"He fixes the cable?" and "You're out of your ****ing element!" from the Big Lebowski. Honorable mentions to "Nobody ****s with the ___" and "This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!"

[Reptile]

Halo 2-
"What you think, me fodder!?" Random Grunt
"Well Arbiter...I...I...I think...you're cute...too..." Random Elite
"Curses you tremendous bastard!" Random Brute
"Listen Tinkerbell...don't make me..." Johnson
"Me live to serve." Random Grunt
"Ooooh, I'm soooo afraid!" Random Elite
"Try saying that with my teeth in your throat!" Random Brute
"Oooww oorowoo!" Random Hunter
"Hey, I only packed one clean pair!" Random Marine
"Beep beep" Sentinel
"We exist together now...two corpses...in one grave..." Gravemind
"A bloody fate awaits you and the rest of your incompetent race..." Tartarus
"...That makes two of us..." Arbiter

Half-Life 2-
"I cant get this tune outta my head...*whistles*" Rebel
"The uh...primary target...is...erm...in command...seems to be in command and control of secondary targets...erm...repeat..." Combine Soldier
"The Freeman excels in all tasks" Vortigaunt
"Lemar! Come out of there!" Dr Kleiner
"You mean it's working...for real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat..." Barney
"I fear I lead you to a darker place...let the light of lights illuminate your path!" Fthr Grigori
"Did you hear a cat just now? That damn thing haunts me..." Barney
"AWWWWWWW!!" Random Zombie
"It's your pet frickin head hopper!" Barney
"I'm sorry, Gordon...Lemar seems very wary of your crowbar..." Dr Kleiner
"......." Gordon Freeman


Advent Children-
"Yeah, Rude...lookin' sharp!" Reno
"A good son would've known..." Rufus
"You meanie!" Loz
"Gross" Loz again
"Wanna play?" Loz...again
"Don't cry...Loz..." Yazoo
"I think I lost weight...with all that dilly dally..." Cloud
"Oh no! You're just too clever!" Reno
"Where can I buy a phone..." Vincent
"Your mom's cool...what the hell am I saying!?"
"What...? Just as soon as you give back Mother, that'll be the end of everything..." Yazoo
"If Mother willed it...I'd do anything..." Kadaj
"Shaddap, if you want off then jump! Gedaff my back!" Cid
"See! What I tell you foo's!?" Barret
"Son of a bitch!" Denzel
"I'm still out here!" Reno

Devil May Cry 3-
"Dont be a bad girl Mary...or you'll expect a spanking from daddy later...Jesta's gonna spank your butt, spank you on the buuuuuuuuuum?" Jester
"I dont like anyone with a bigger mouth than mine!" Dante
"Unfortunately our souls are at odds, brother. I need more power..." Vergil
"Zowie! That was close!" Jester
"I'm absolutely crazy about it!" Dante
"Twins...riiiight..." Vergil
"Sigh...what is...Sigh?" Agni
"Well...a sigh is..." Rudra


Final Fantasy X-
"Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows after, is eternal..." Seymour
"AURON!" Tidus
"HA HA HA HA HA HA" Yuna and Tidus
"You can cram your fireworks you big meanie!" Rikku
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAH!! You from the Zanarkand Abes!? That was a good one!" Wakka
"A bit o' gil to lend?" O'aka XXIII
"I'm good, ya!?" Wakka

All Oddworld-
"Dude...'sup with that?" Abe
"Hey hey! This is uh...uh..." Dripik
"Even though bone production has plummeted, Mudokon slaves are disappearing left and right and the toilets are backing up all over the place!" Newscaster Slig
"Hee hee hee" Random Mudokon
"Hey, just because we look like dicks doesnt mean you can just yank us around man!" Grubb
"AWAR!" Outlaw
"Mommy!" Outlaw
"Will you just SHUT UP!" Humphrey
"Mmmm mm mmmmm!" Random Intern
"Greeeaat, you stole all the stuff from us helpless little people! We already look like dicks and now we cant even feel proud!"
"Blisterz Booty!? I aint going back in a cell with him...no way, I got dignity!" Looten Duke
"Hey, get off our roof, dude!" Grubb
"Oooh, stinky! You been eating your own crap again!?" Outlaw
"Heh, little purdy Steef! C'mere!" Wolvark
"Oh, and whoever borrowed my back hair trimmer, give it back, or I'll tear off your face!" Outlaw
"Open this door, or I'll open your head!" Stranger
"Open your shit stained eyes, and look for the sign....dumbass..." Clakker
"Kittie cats are not speed bumps, that what clakkerz are for!" Outlaw
"What did the...four knuckles...say to the face...?" Stranger
"Well, duh! Dont you THINK I KNOW THAT!?" Outlaw
"If that skycart aint runnin' by the time I get back...I'll have to tell you another joke..." Stranger
"If there is...he's 20 grand richer...unless you can get it for yourself..." Sekto
"Come and get it...your mama did..." Stranger

"Which button sets the timer again?"
"The blue one..."
"You sure!? I thought it was the green one!"
"LOOK! I'm telling you...it's the blue one!"
"Ok ok! Geez! I'll push the green one!"
"NO! YOU IDIOT!" Outlaws

[Bullet Magnet]

"Aww, man, Floyd! The hell have you been eatin'? C'mon Clakker man, crack a window, c'mon, crack a window, I'm dying in here!" -Blisterz Booty.

"Hey... There's no toilet in here!"
"Well, guess you'd better keep it in your pants, warrrrrk! Keep in in your pants! Heh heh." -Filthy Hands Floyd and the Clakker Jailor.

"Aw man, I can't hold it any more!" *Various pooping noises*
"Warrrrrrk! You better not be poopin' on the floor in there! I just cleaned it! Hmph. Last year..." -the same

"Well well. If it ain't the Looton Duke. What're you doin' in here? thought it was impossible to make it to the tower?"
"At least I had a plan. What were you gonna do? Sit on the rotting produce and stink out the valley?"
"If you're so smart, what're you doin' in here?"
"Plotting your demise." -Floyd and Looton Duke

"A'right ya bums. Don't none of you idiots let anyone on the farm, ya hear me?"
"Ain't that a double negative?"
"I heard that!" -Meagley McGraw and minion.

"When all this is over, I'm gonna- nah, who am I kidding?" -Resistance soldier.

[Nate]

Erm... there are some wierd standards of quality here. I've always thought that if a quote doesn't work out of context then it can hardly be thought of as a quote on its own. Which immediately destroys most of the movie and game quotes mentioned here already.

*goes to post his favourite quotes before realising he's already done that*

[Leto]

Erm... there are some wierd standards of quality here. I've always thought that if a quote doesn't work out of context then it can hardly be thought of as a quote on its own. Which immediately destroys most of the movie and game quotes mentioned here already.

... "I'm Batman." - Alan Partridge

[Statikk HDM]

Well, those Big Lebowski quotes and the Fargo ones can be worked into a conversation pretty easily.
I'm not sure where this came from, but whenever somebody talks about some lame thing that happened to them and it takes too long everybody would clap and say "Good story!"

[oddveteran93]

I know a lot of quotes so i'll list a few:

"Hello. Follow me" -Abe

"OORAHH!!" -some soldier from a game

"i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

Chat quote:
d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind

"Timmy!" -Timmy

"In soviet Russia, russian reversal reverses you!" -some russian guy

MSN quote from yesterday's "civilised" conversation:

(name of the contact taken out for security purposes) says:
are u an emo?

Me:
no....idiot

(name of the contact taken out for security purposes) says:
dont call me an idiot, go get a haircut

Me:
go f*** yourself

Me:
you heard me. owned

[Nate]

ROFL!!!

Or at least I would be if any of these were funny. Or even witty. Or perhaps even interesting.

From my Introduction to Software Engineering homework:
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can only be tolerated in race horses and women! - Lord Kelvin

[Bullet Magnet]

"In crossing a heath, suppose I found a watch upon the ground. The inference, I think, is inevitable. Some careless chronometric surveyor must have dropped it."
-Preserved J. Nightingale, Watches Abroad. alternative universe equivalent of Natural Theology by William Paley.

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."

[OANST]

Death is a consequence of living. (Ged from Earthsea)

[mitsur]

"Next stop, glorious victory! After that, the mall." -Sarge, the RvB bus graffiti

"Oh, I felt that OANST. And not in the pleasurable way." -Me, replying to OANST, who shoots all my posts down with logic

"Um...um...you are French!" Armed and Dangerous

"We surrender! We surrender!" Armed and Dangerous, the guards being hypnotized into being french

"After that, I shall eat their souls. Which tastes like Red Bull. Which is disgusting." -Doc, RvB

[ANGRY ELEPHANT]

My Star Wars battlefront 2 quotes!
"Ah shit,I'm on break!" Me as a stormtrooper
"No,I don't give autographs!" Me as Darth Vader
"*cough* Let me light a cig before we fight.*cough*" Me as Grievous
"How bout you say that to my wrist rockets." Me as Boba Fett

And now,my Black Abraham Lincoln quote from Saints Row

"No one survives when I drive!" Black Abraham Lincoln