Laws are made for breakin'

Biggy Bro Slig · #1 03-07-2006, 11:05 PM

Which Law would you like to eradicate and do what ever the hell you want?

Abe 01 · #2 03-08-2006, 05:42 AM

Id prefer that mad people where set free running riot in the city.

Biggy Bro Slig · #3 03-08-2006, 07:16 AM

I would make a law that everybody had to be an oddworld fan. OI would make billions!

Havoc · #4 03-08-2006, 08:31 AM

For the serious side of this topic: I would ban the law for freedom of religion for very obvious reasons. *Runs off chased by group of people with torches and pitch forks... and BOOKS.*

For pure entertainment I still need to come up with a law that involves tigers, ofcourse. Otherwise I wouldn't be me, now would I? I'l get back to you all with my tiger law later.

Dark Elite_H2 · #5 03-08-2006, 08:37 AM

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For the serious side of this topic: I would ban the law for freedom of religion for very obvious reasons. *Runs off chased by group of people with torches and pitch forks... and BOOKS.*

For pure entertainment I still need to come up with a law that involves tigers, ofcourse. Otherwise I wouldn't be me, now would I? I'l get back to you all with my tiger law later.

Law of tigers?
Gonna make all the good-lookin' ladies say, "Havoc's the most sexiest tiger," and they would have to praise you each and every day, every minute, every hour?
Hell...I'd do that fer a religion.

Biggy Bro Slig · #6 03-08-2006, 08:45 AM

I would make a law that there was no religion. Heck! The world would be a better place! No more terrorists...

Dark Elite_H2 · #7 03-08-2006, 09:15 AM

Ah yes! No world of religion. Good point.
I am getting rather mad about the muslims gettin' pissed over a lil' cartoon.
I mean, it's a cartoon, yer supposed to laugh. Har har hardy-har?

Gettin' all uptight n' crap.
Yeah. A world of no religion. I'd give for that.

metroixer · #8 03-08-2006, 11:29 AM

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Ah yes! No world of religion. Good point.
I am getting rather mad about the muslims gettin' pissed over a lil' cartoon.
I mean, it's a cartoon, yer supposed to laugh. Har har hardy-har?

Gettin' all uptight n' crap.
Yeah. A world of no religion. I'd give for that.

Man I always laugh when I think of those muslims. Anyway....

I would say that all americans shall wear a chicken costume and scream I LAY EGGS every passing hour. >.>....

Havoc · #9 03-08-2006, 12:43 PM

That would be awsome XD. I'd pay good money to see that XD.

Daxter King · #10 03-08-2006, 01:45 PM

I would make it illeagle not to have a penguin. They would roam the free country sides where the cows they wiped out used to be.

Nepharski · #11 03-08-2006, 02:15 PM

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Yeah. A world of no religion. I'd give for that.

I'd say that's tossing the baby out with the bath.

In Texas, there's a law that states it is illegal to make love to someone on your front lawn if you're not wearing socks. I think we should look into the history behind that one...

There should be a law confirming that rainy days are to be spent inside, warm and comfy. At least some times, anyway.

mitsur · #12 03-08-2006, 03:37 PM

I would make a law that makes a new religon.

I would call it, 'Mitsurism'.

You have to come out everyday at exactly 12 AM wearing a fat suit if you were a guy, or a bikini if a girl. Then they would do the hokey-pokey (first 5 lines), and then shout

"PRAISE BE TO MITSUR, THE GREAT CHEESE LLAMA"

Dude, that would be so sweet.

***Nate*** · #13 03-08-2006, 05:35 PM

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I would make a law that there was no religion. Heck! The world would be a better place! No more terrorists...

People would just find other things to fight about.

Beyond the obvious one that I won't mention here because it'll cause a fight, I'd just give everyone free education all the way up to university level.

Biggy Bro Slig · #14 03-08-2006, 11:02 PM

I would Jay-walk.

mitsur · #15 03-09-2006, 05:48 AM

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I would Jay-walk.

Ah, no problem for me. I Jay-walk almost every day when I walk my dogs across the street to the park. The cross-walk is to far away from the house, it's just a waste of time to walk over to it. People don't stop anyway.

OANST · #16 03-09-2006, 06:33 AM

I would make sodomy legal. Mmmmmmm, sodomy......

Mojo · #17 03-09-2006, 09:33 AM

I say ban the ban on childporn :P

Nah, I think I would remove speed limits. Driving my car is uber.

***Nate*** · #18 03-09-2006, 10:45 AM

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I would make sodomy legal. Mmmmmmm, sodomy......

Ummm... it is in most countries. But that wouldn't stop me anyway.

Havoc · #19 03-09-2006, 11:17 AM

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I say ban the ban on childporn :P

Oh... lol OANST is soooo going to have your ass...

Mojo · #20 03-09-2006, 11:54 AM

Bring it on, I always wanted to see if my @$$ could be separated from my body. But then again, I wouldn't be able to poop. Or sit, for that matter...

AquaticAmbi · #21 03-09-2006, 02:56 PM

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For the serious side of this topic: I would ban the law for freedom of religion for very obvious reasons.

Why, Havoc, you're a regular PA. Just at the opposite extreme.

Extremism is never a good thing, folks.

Anyway, I'd make gay marriage legal. Heh, there's all kinds of crazy and completely not enforced laws regarding sex in the US. I once heard that in Washington DC, the only legal sex is missionary style. How boring!

Rich · #22 03-09-2006, 02:59 PM

Yeah, you can't ban religion. Just remove all their power and influence in the running of the country.

***Nate*** · #23 03-09-2006, 04:08 PM

Well you could put it into the constitution that religion and state must be legally seperate. That sort of thing would work.

And, Ambi, thanks for saying what I didn't in my last post

PS WTF is this smilie supposed to be?

Godlesswanderer · #24 03-11-2006, 03:50 PM

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PS WTF is this smilie supposed to be?

That's me. It was a picture taken at one of my posh moments. Where I
take out a pipe and put on a monacle and say "Tally ho!".

I took the monacle off just before the photo was taken.

Also, what the hell is jay-walking? I could look it up but I'm too lazy at the moment.

Havoc · #25 03-11-2006, 03:58 PM

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Yeah, you can't ban religion. Just remove all their power and influence in the running of the country.

Well... yea that's kinda what I meant actualy... :P

used:) · #26 03-11-2006, 05:31 PM

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Also, what the hell is jay-walking? I could look it up but I'm too lazy at the moment.

Jay-walking is when you run across the street without looking in both directions. I have no idea where the name comes form.

***Nate*** · #27 03-11-2006, 09:21 PM

Strictly speaking, jaywalking is any sort of illegal pedestrian crossing of a street. This could include crossing against a signal, crossing within 40 metres of an official crossing and not bothering to make the detour to do it legally, etc etc etc.

Rich · #28 03-12-2006, 03:18 AM

Is that actually illegal in the UK, or just America? Because the cops here just don't care.

Biggy Bro Slig · #29 03-12-2006, 03:21 AM

It is on the Isle of Man. I don't know about U.K. I think it is.

Majic · #30 03-12-2006, 10:38 AM

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In Texas, there's a law that states it is illegal to make love to someone on your front lawn if you're not wearing socks. I think we should look into the history behind that one...

Uh oh, I'm in some deep shit. Time to go find that tape...

Quite personally, I think it's about time to reenact all the old Jim Crow laws and repeal women's suffrage. It'd just be like the good ol' days, before all of this equality crap.