Vykkerslabs.com Suffers Malicious Attacks! (Hacked)

Sydney · #1 10-13-2001, 01:41 AM

The official Vykkers Labs site released a statement:

:

VYKKERSLABS.COM SUFFERS MALICIOUS ATTACKS

Vykkers Labs, still the most profitable airship-based global pharmaceutical conglomerate on the continent of Mudos, is on the lookout for a suspect by the name of Munch. This rogue Gabbit was last seen tinkering with the company's official website, Vykkerslabs.com. Oddworldians are advised to ignore this Gabbit's unfounded claims about the Vykkers Labs stellar product line. Make no mistake, Vykkers Labs will find this insolent creature, force-feed him thousands of teaspoons of Gum Rot, and report him to the proper authorities.

Oddworldians with any information on the whereabouts of this Gabbit, his band of so-called Freedom Fuzzles, or his weasely Mudokon friend Abe are directed to report information to http://www.vykkerslabs.com immediately.

Vykkers Labs has teams of highly-skilled Sligs working around the clock to restore Vykkerslabs.com to its original profitable form.

Munch and Abe have exposed the Vykkers for what they are, even including pictures of how they tested their products on poor fuzzles. Meet Tiny, who was spoon fed BabyChow, hehe:

[ October 12, 2001: Message edited by: Sydney ]

moodokon man · #2 10-13-2001, 04:52 AM

I have him he is loked in my room but his fuzzles killed my brother and my dog ate abe.

But dont worry I have everything under control I am going right now to go and buy a blitspacker gun so dont worry I will bring munch and what is left of abe back to Vykkers labs A.S.A.P!

Lampion · #3 10-13-2001, 06:50 AM

Hey, it was a great idea, very creative. At first, I thought the VikkerLabs website was going to be just and advertisement page, but now I see that we can expect a lot more from that place. What's going to happen next?

Conzumah · #4 10-13-2001, 07:33 AM

do any of you find it very difficult to describe to people, in detail, why it is that you love on game line soooo damn much? i know i do. it's just hard to tell someone how deep a video game can be without sounding like an idiot. oh well, it doesn't matter that people think i'm creazy, just as long as i'm happy with whatever insanity i suffer from.

Steel Shark · #5 10-13-2001, 07:44 AM

Thanks Sydney, real cool, love that creature's looks.........

moodokon man · #6 10-13-2001, 08:36 AM

yea I agree whith Conzumah I just cant explain how deep oddworld makes you feel when you play it and you cant explaine it whithout looking like some freak from the planet zorg!

Gluk Schmuck · #7 10-13-2001, 09:21 AM

OMG!
i never knew Vykkers Labs was such a heart-less corporation...
i'll never buy a product from them ever again!!!

(seriously, it's a wicked idea to hack your own site!!!)

abe22 · #8 10-13-2001, 09:30 AM

I like that picture of the fuzzle

***Xavier*** · #9 10-13-2001, 09:50 AM

Hey, Ing interview Munch...

look here.

With audios!!!

FuzzyFuzzle · #10 10-13-2001, 11:25 AM

Grrr... Why does everything Munch have to be played on stupid Microsoft players? (yes that was rhetorical) These audios and the ones from the Vykker interview don't work on my comp! I really want to hear more Munch speak, but none of them work! @#($*! The text was funny though. I like how Munch was always refering to stuff as ____-heads. The Vykkers = Big Heads. The Fuzzles = Fuzz-heads. Abe = Featherhead. Just one of those little speech patterns that really flesh out a character (Character? Who you calling a character! *ZAP*)
October 12, 2001: Message edited by: MUNCH!!!

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #11 10-13-2001, 12:33 PM

I like this pic:

I'm guessing that's where my personal photo came from!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #12 10-13-2001, 01:41 PM

Eeew! Look at that disgusting blob!

***Xavier*** · #13 10-13-2001, 05:41 PM

hey, nice thing... lookk at this:
www.MunchOnThis.com

and it's working!!!

Gluk Schmuck · #14 10-13-2001, 06:14 PM

speaking of the interview...

:

oddworld.com says:
broke your only leg in a bear trap

:

Munch (on that interview) says:
my foot got caught in a mean ol' Scrab trap
foot caught in a Scrab trap

i asked Alf "if there were bears on OW because there were bear-traps"...they must've noticed the distinct lack of these 'bear' things so they decided to put down a Scrab-trap instead...lol

Danny · #15 10-14-2001, 01:09 AM

HEHEHEmhehe
vykkers labs in trouble labs bangbang*gyurgles^

Joe the Intern · #16 10-14-2001, 01:21 AM

i think DH has mentioned this in another topic, but for all that didnt see it, dan is drunk tonight.

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #17 10-14-2001, 01:37 AM

Yes, he is very, very, very drunk I think. We were talking in MSN and he claims he isn't drunk nor stoned, but it's obvious he is. Don't mind the bad typing... it's very strange talking to a drunk on MSN... He can't comprehend much.

Danny · #18 10-14-2001, 01:55 AM

look i comprehend everything, now STOP PATRONISING ME!!!"]
thes peopl,e do this to mne all thse time, they;'re mean yeah?>

Osiris The Fleech · #19 10-15-2001, 03:48 AM

Is this some joke or is he really drunk/stoned?

:

look i comprehend everything, now STOP PATRONISING ME!!!"
thes peopl,e do this to mne all thse time, they;'re mean yeah?

Patronising?? Are the peopl,e do thse to you?

[ October 14, 2001: Message edited by: Osiris The Fleech ]

[ October 15, 2001: Message edited by: Osiris The Fleech ]

Sydney · #20 10-15-2001, 04:00 AM

Yeah, it certainly was a creative idea. I don't know of any other game that has official websites for sub-elements in the plot and having an ongoing storyline on the web.

Those creature pictures were probably created for the sole purpose of the Vykkers website. That picture of "Tiny" is hillarious!

ODDBODD · #21 10-15-2001, 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR:
Eeew! Look at that disgusting blob!

He's not a blob! he's a cute widdle itty bitty babykins! aawwwwwwwwwww

LOL IF YOU GO TO THE PRODUCTS PAGE AND THEN LOOK AT THE LUNGBUSTER FUZZLE ITS NAME IS PINKY. HAHAHAA

[ October 15, 2001: Message edited by: ODDBODD ]

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #22 10-15-2001, 10:42 PM

Eeew, he is blobby and slimy and slobberly gross! LOL. Pinky? Eeew! I know! He so does not look like me!

ODDBODD · #23 10-18-2001, 10:14 AM

PINKY YOU NEED HELP!!! STAT

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #24 10-18-2001, 10:36 PM

I think the gum rot dude is sooo sexy!

. I like a guy with no teeth.

ODDBODD · #25 10-19-2001, 07:58 AM

IT'S A FEMALE YOU LETSBEFREINDS!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #26 10-19-2001, 06:24 PM

Oddbodd what the freak? how can you tell it's a girl? it has no sexual female postions what so ever!

***Xavier*** · #27 10-19-2001, 06:27 PM

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Sasha used to smile all the time… a Fuzzle known for a chronic cases of the giggles whose only aspiration was to become a orthodontist’s assistant… but that was before Gum Rot… forcibly served 7,000 teaspoons a day for weeks on end, Gum Rot evaporated every last ounce of tooth enamel Sasha had… now what can she do? Why Odd? Why!?!

Sasha is a girl name, I think all fuzzles have females names:

Pinky
Tiny
Sasha

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #28 10-19-2001, 06:29 PM

Sasha can be a guys name too. This guy on nation geographic magazine was a guy named sasha but spelled different.

***Xavier*** · #29 10-19-2001, 06:31 PM

aooooooow, ok, but tiny as guy name ???

And pinky?

I think tthe fuzzles are females

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #30 10-19-2001, 06:37 PM

You know, some people's parents are sometimes drunk? Tiny can be an exception, so can pinky! This guys name was luscious. Oooh, seexxxy! LOL