Really Bad Names

[Nate]

I'm sure we've all met someone who you just pity for the sheer embarrasment of their names.

For eg, a guy I went to school with went by the name of Matthew but his name on the class roll was 'Yechiel', which confused the teachers no end as they had no idea how to pronounce it.

Another guy I knew was Frank Stein, middle name Norman.

My brother's ex-girlfriend had a friend who's name was William Timothy Wardrobe, otherwise known as Bill-Tim-Wardrobe.

And I heard on the radio about a guy who was born on April 25th so his parents called him Anzac Day Jones.*


So everyone come forward and tell all.



*for all non-australians: Anzac Day is a public holiday commemorating soldiers who've died in wartime.

[Cyber-Slig]

At swimming there was a poor kid caleld Johnny Fecker no not me

[sligster]

Ivonna Humpalot

thx Austin!

[the brew master]

this kid at my schools got this really werid name..........."eflatin pecker"

[Nate]

wow, 3 responses in four minutes. Way too many people online at once.

sligster, I was talking about real names. And if you're going to quote Austin Powers, Alotta Fagina is much better.

[Smitz]

I guess people like posting miserable people's ufortunate names. Btw, this girl I heard about on the radio's name is Apple.

[oddguy]

I know a 'friend of a friend' who knew some guy that was named...Harry Dick.

-oddguy

Also...I heard that this foreign lady gave birth in an American hospital and named her daughter "Female." Pronounced "Feh_Molly." Poor kid.

[Sekto Springs]

I've seen the name 'Dick Trickle' in the phone book.

[Cyber-Slig]

Oh now I remember one.My mum was watching jerry springer and it was about some american/indian black people with husbands cheating...and the woman was called Piggy

[sligster]

o, damn.... a few years back, they did an episode of The Man Show where they honored people with amusing names.... they had a list of about 50 names.... and I can't remember a single one.....

[Mac the Janitor]

There was a kid in my English class named Doug Butt. Exactly spelled right and everything. Butt. I felt so bad for him. And what makes it worse is that he's really really fat.

[Joe the Intern]

Dick Trickle is the name of a real NASCAR driver.

[Majic]

Doesn't Michael Jackson have a kid named Blanket or something stupid like that?

[sligster]

Doesn't Michael Jackson have a kid named Blanket or something stupid like that?

yes, Blanket. LOL!

some celebrities name their kids such stupid things... that one actress named her newborn "Apple"..... APPLE!? WTF!? don't these parents ever think about their kids in say- high school?

[Sekto Springs]

yes, Blanket. LOL!

some celebrities name their kids such stupid things... that one actress named her newborn "Apple"..... APPLE!? WTF!? don't these parents ever think about their kids in say- high school?

I've always been fond of the name Todd. The letter T is sexy.

[Joe the Intern]

I love the name Apple. What's wrong with it? You should be envious. You should all be envious. I think I'll name my future daughter Apple.

[Nate]

No, blanket was the kids nickname because Michael always hid her under the blanket.

But you have to feel sorry for his kids (I mean for more than the obvious reasons) when you notice that ALL of them are named Michael.

Prince Michael
Princess Michael
Michael blanket
etc

[Fez]

Huge. G. Rection's name was carved onto a desk at school....... Never met him though......

[Cyber-Slig]

Michael Jackson....Pedofile ...Yeah I hate em...If anyone of the brits watch Bo'Selecta you'll no how much they take the piss outta MJ

[Smitz]

No, blanket was the kids nickname because Michael always hid her under the blanket.

But you have to feel sorry for his kids (I mean for more than the obvious reasons) when you notice that ALL of them are named Michael.

Prince Michael
Princess Michael
Michael blanket
etc

I thought the girl's name was Paris.

[Jacob]

I don't really know of many, but i know that i want to name one of my male children Lucious-Black. Such a sexy name.

[Cyber-Slig]

heh.....I think someone wants a name change ^^^^(ABOVE)^^^^

[Al the Glukkon]

My Dad's fovorite musician Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit Zappa.

[Joe the Intern]

Other fantastic Zappa names:

Ahmet Rodan Zappa
Dweezil Zappa
Diva Zappa

They're good names, though. Much better than "Ralph".

[Nate]

I was actually shocked when a friend told me he met someone who named her son 'Cthulhu'. I mean really, naming your son after a demon-prince of the netherworld? Thats just low. Apparently she just 'liked the sound of it'

+++ Seeing as this thread is starting to take a bit of a tangent, I've created a new thread on names we like so that this one can be exclusively for bad names from evil parents.

[Cyber-Slig]

God....Lemme get a tape of thier son and ill post it..I think Ive met him...

[Nate]

ummm okay... Are you being sarcastic? Cos you do know I live on the other side of the world from you.

[Cyber-Slig]

No I aint being sarcastic.Im still looking for it.Its basically a japanese movie ad with a squid man as a boxer.Pretty funny.I'll get it soon

[Cyber-Slig]

http://210.254.137.36/phantom/ika_xl.wmv right there ya go.Click it and media player will show up.Wait on it and it'll start

[Dipstikk]

My dad always told me that he wanted to name me "Spot."
(Of course I know he was joking. What do you take me for, a f*cking moron? Huh?! I'll KILL YOU! *kills*)