Fun Facts!!

Jacob · #1 04-05-2002, 08:07 PM

Indeed...i am bored and so i thought i'd stir up some controversy with my Fun Facts. I have many but i cant be bothered to change my sig each time i get one. So i will post them on here when i think of them.

Fun Fact #1 - Jesus' real name was Harold, but he changed it upon finding out all Harolds were Satan Worshippers.

Disclaimer: Fun Facts are a trademark of 'Cran-Suicide-Letterz' and at no point in time should they be copied. Also, the term 'Facts' may be a little mis-leading, but hey, get over it. Also some segmants may of been exaggerated a little. Thankyou.

Danny · #2 04-05-2002, 10:44 PM

Are you saying that Harold Bishop from Neighbours is a Devil-Worshipper? :O You heretic! Harold is a fine upstanding citizen.

I wish he lived near me...

[Actually, that explains a lot...]

Jacob · #3 04-05-2002, 11:55 PM

Indeed, when Tad and Paul are in bed Harold goes and summons Madge and they have a mass orgy with the Devil and his Imps...

NEXT FACT...ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FACT...CHEER PEOPLE...HAIL ME AND MY FACTS!!

Fun Fact #2: PJ's actually stands for 'Pu-Jabbie' which is a Buddist sexual position which includes a Spider and a Locust Dog.

Disclaimer: This fact may also be a little bit fabricated. Please put your Lawyers away and place your Law Suits deep into your...suitcase.

Majic · #4 04-06-2002, 05:10 AM

O my, these are, er, interesting. ..

dark_xinos · #5 04-06-2002, 05:16 AM

Indeed Majic_Abe...

Surfacing · #6 04-06-2002, 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by Danny
Are you saying that Harold Bishop from Neighbours is a Devil-Worshipper? :O You heretic! Harold is a fine upstanding citizen. I wish he lived near me...

[Actually, that explains a lot...]

You mean Good old Jelly belly? LOL, i have seen him once at the supermarket (were else).

***Wil*** · #7 04-06-2002, 03:21 PM

If by PJs (no appostrophe - it's not possessive) you mean pajamas, then no. PJs is in fact a slang term for pajamas, which are worn in India as normal everyday clothing. However, these clothes were adopted for Western bed use some time ago, and the style has changed drastically, from long flowing silky robes to everything from cheep cotton underwear to thick coveralls and wrapsuits.

Just another typical example of how we steal things from anywhere we can.

Jacob · #8 04-06-2002, 04:07 PM

I shouldn't really say this since i dont really mind you but...

Stay the Hell out of my posts you Geek...do you really think people really want some politicly correct facts!? No. They have enuff going on thats correct in their lives to last them a life time...now please...dont state true facts in this Post again. Thankyou.

Fun Fact #3: Indian dancing actually originated from Black Elephants who had seizures. When they did they waved their trunks and legs around quite like Indian dancers do today.

Disclaimer: This may be a lie...it may be not. If it turns out to be a lie, i except all responsibility for that...so long as it doesn't include a Lawsuit.

***Wil*** · #9 04-06-2002, 04:10 PM

You said you wanted to stir up some controversy, so I decided you had done. However, I am sorry.

Fazerina · #10 04-06-2002, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Stay the Hell out of my posts you Geek(1)...do you really think people really want some politicly correct facts!? No. (2)They have enuff going on thats correct in their lives to last them a life time...now please...dont state true facts in this Post again.

1. Every forum user has the right to answer the topics they like. You can't tell them to stay away just because you don't like them. And you could watch your mouth a bit. Wanna get banned again?

2. Well some may want them... Why are you beeing so annoyed with this anyway?

Majic · #11 04-06-2002, 04:47 PM

Now that you mention it, there are similarities between elephants having siezures and Indians dancing around like little people who were just walked in on in the bathroom, very much indeed...

Danny · #12 04-06-2002, 04:51 PM

Chris, try to be just a little bit more tactful, could you? It would make you much more pleasant to talk to... I can see where you're coming from, and I'd be annoyed if someone took my sillyness seriously, and corrected it, but even so, you shouldn't have to be reduced to petty name-calling...

Jacob · #13 04-06-2002, 04:59 PM

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1. Every forum user has the right to answer the topics they like. You can't tell them to stay away just because you don't like them. And you could watch your mouth a bit. Wanna get banned again?

2. Well some may want them... Why are you beeing so annoyed with this anyway?

Dont mean to be nasty but why did you put this? I only had a go cos he seemed to take it seriously. This post is titled 'Fun Facts' not 'Politicly correct Facts' given, facts is abit mis-leading...but still...so is saying:

'MH got killed in a car crash'

And that wasn't true...also, that didn't have a disclaimer. Also, im annoyed cos i dont want my facts to be taken seriously and someone who know's 'everything' saying 'Thats wrong becos...'

Y r u jumping on my bak n e way?

Fazerina · #14 04-06-2002, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
i dont want my facts to be taken seriously (1)

Y r u jumping on my bak n e way? (2)

1. If they're facts, they should be taken seriously, because that means, that they're true.

(I don't meen to be an arsehole here... I know they're "funny facts" and I aint taking them seriously. I'm just drunk and annoyed right now, so don't take me too seriously. I just want to complain about something...

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2. Because you were being an idiot. You shouldn't be so mean to people and talk like that!

Jacob · #15 04-06-2002, 05:33 PM

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I'm just drunk

Ur not even funni. U kn0 i aint getting pissed 2nite and so u thort it'd be hilarious to do that didn't u...yeh...real funni. Yeh...hilarious, im sure.

*Walks away...Sober*

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2. Because you were being an idiot. You shouldn't be so mean to people and talk like that!

I deal with things in my own way...wich is a shit way if i dont love/care about the person.

Jacob · #16 04-06-2002, 05:41 PM

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I'm just drunk

Ur not even funni. U kn0 i aint getting pissed 2nite and so u thort it'd be hilarious to do that didn't u...yeh...real funni. Yeh...hilarious, im sure.

*Walks away...Sober*

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2. Because you were being an idiot. You shouldn't be so mean to people and talk like that!

I deal with things in my own way...wich is a shit way if i dont love/care about the person.

Fazerina · #17 04-06-2002, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob

Ur not even funni. U kn0 i aint getting pissed 2nite and so u thort it'd be hilarious to do that didn't u...yeh...real funni. Yeh...hilarious, im sure.

*Walks away...Sober*

I deal with things in my own way...wich is a shit way if i dont love/care about the person.

I don't get you? What was so f***ing funny?

Well you wont be getting many friends with that way, that's for sure. Anyway, I'm too annoyed right now...

Danny · #18 04-06-2002, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Fazerina
I don't get you? What was so f***ing funny?

Chris is a bit of an alcoholic... When he can't get drunk, he gets very bitter about that fact... He thinks you're rubbing it in...

Fazerina · #19 04-06-2002, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
Chris is a bit of an alcoholic... When he can't get drunk, he gets very bitter about that fact... He thinks you're rubbing it in...

Ah, I see...

Jacob · #20 04-06-2002, 07:34 PM

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Well you wont be getting many friends with that way, that's for sure. Anyway, I'm too annoyed right now...

I have many friends...most of them are girls. 1 is a boy. And i get along fine with 2 boys. All the others i cant stand. (In R/L that is)

Jacob · #21 04-06-2002, 07:50 PM

Fun Fact #4: Gloria Gaynor was once a Goddess. But she decided she could sing better as a mortal and so turned herself human.

Disclaimer: Go away if you want true, 100%, looked in to facts. You wont find them here.

Jacob · #22 04-07-2002, 09:13 PM

WHOO-HOO...my 1st new Fun Fact since the crippling of the Forums!!

Fun Fact #5: Mating with Goats is now known to be Sinful and Illegal. But back in Jesus' day (Cant remember the exact date) it was known as a healthy way of having kids.

Disclaimer: If you think this isn't true...it is. I would like evidence that this infomation is false. If you cannot provide it, then HA...i am correct. Thankyou.

Jacob · #23 04-08-2002, 06:57 PM

Fun fecking Fact #6: Lads are arseholes...they always will be and nothing will change. You heard of these 'New age men' they aint fecking new age...they are gay.

Disclaimer: Feck off if your offended by this...i dont really care.

Danny · #24 04-08-2002, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Fun fecking Fact #6: Lads are arseholes...they always will be and nothing will change. You heard of these 'New age men' they aint fecking new age...they are gay.

Being gay (at heart), I am extremely offended at being likened to those new age fools...

SeaRex · #25 04-08-2002, 08:07 PM

Damn it, why can't I come up with... er... interesting and popular topics like this? My past 5 topics have gotten 3 replies at most. I suppose I'm just a dull guy...

Danny · #26 04-08-2002, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by SeaRex
Damn it, why can't I come up with... er... interesting and popular topics like this? My past 5 topics have gotten 3 replies at most. I suppose I'm just a dull guy...

Chris's secret: Lose the tact...

Jacob · #27 04-08-2002, 08:24 PM

Fun Fact #7: Most dull guyz die early.

Danny · #28 04-08-2002, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Fun Fact #7: Most dull guyz die early.

On the other hand, "Live dull, die young" just doesn't have the same ring to it...

Jacob · #29 04-10-2002, 10:02 PM

Fun Fact #8: The story 'Accidental Arrival' by me in the 'Fan Corner' section is a EXTREMELY gripping and Engrosing story.

Disclaimer: Yeh, so...its self advertising...got a prob with that!? *Pulls out Gun* Now have you got a prob with that!?

Jacob · #30 04-11-2002, 09:54 AM

Fun Fact #8: This topic is titled 'Fun Facts' Bet you didn't know that did you, eh? You little Tinker!!

Disclaimer: You are a very, cheekay, Monkay...now go away.