Think of all the brilliant people in the world who could have been so much smarter if they just took off their underoos! Adults don't realize it, but babies are actually thousands of tiems smarter then them, because they wear no underwear. They have daipers, but underwear is designed to cut in deeply at the exact spot of an artery or vain. It was almost like they were designed for such a purpose. Daipers do not cut off the blood flow in this form, therefore making babies super intelligent, but dumb as a sack of toenails once they start wearing 'big kid pants'. People learn languages, how to walk, and many other important things, that they could never learn at their current age. This is proven, because studies show that learning a second language under 12 years old, will boost a child's learnig ability. This does not happen at older ages. This is because they aren't fully stupified by the underwear effect. As they get older, they start getting dumber, and eventually at old age, cannot even walk or keep themselves from crapping their pants. If we could all just stop wearing underwear, it would make the world a much brighter place to live in. And a much more comfortable one.....
(sorry for my load of crap)
Oddling l:c l
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joking!
