elums dead!

[Fez]

in vykker suites, on one of the sergical tables is the decapitated body of elum!

[Abe the legend]

Is that the elum we know?

[Fez]

could be, but i just checked again and saw that there were two elum bodys.

[Kaimana]

It is hard to determine what elum..My guess is it was not Abes Elum..As that elum doesnt live near the location of the Vykkers lAb ..when it was stationed there..or at least thats what i think...It could have been other elums

[TheKhanzumer]

I wonder what sorts of products they make out of elum. I know that RuptureFarms makes elum chops... but I'm sure that they use elum for other things as well. And I wonder what the vykkers use them for. *shudders*

[Jacob]

I dont get what you mean when you say 'Abes Elum' Abe doesn't have a Elum, he was merely using the wild ones for that brief moment. Also, somebody said that Elums are merely skin and bone. No meat on whatsoever, so they must be used for some kind of fashion product...

[Xavier]

well I think they are different elums that the 2 we know.
what is the point of this topic in fact ?

[Kaimana]

I meant the Elum that abe used for assistants...And i think you knew what i meant...if not..well now you do

[Central Gluk 27]

Poor Elum. He was good in AO

[Xavier]

actually You can kill the Elum's in AO so if they are killed it can't be the same there, get it ?

[Kaimana]

got it...good. thats cool..I never killed the elum though..oh wait..I did

[Xavier]

I did it too, I forget to ask him to stay and he stepped in the bombs, Ooops

[Central Gluk 27]

Well actually I lead him into the bombs outside of paramonian temple, then I quit, loaded the game again and killed him again. I did this 4 or 5 times.

[Xavier]

are you a saddist?
or some kind of vykker who tests if the elum explode allways the same way?

[Central Gluk 27]

Umm, the first one. Na, I was seeing how far I could get before he exploded, Never actually got into the temple before he exploded mind you.

[Xavier]

ok, you ARE a vykker.

[Central Gluk 27]

If I am, can I get paid now

[Xavier]

vykkers aren't paid, they get moolah with vending some products... what intresting product can you make from a blowed up elum?

[Central Gluk 27]

Elum bones (for slogs), Elum pops, Elum's Practical joke eyes, Elum super thickshakes, Elum fairy dust (worst hit areas of the explosion), Elum Bagpipes (from his not so badly hit lungs). There are a hell of a lot of things you can use out of exploded elums

[Xavier]

yeah, you vykker-mind...
I see you understood the vykker coglomeration concept.
kill animals in a stupid and painfull way, and then make products off so nobody can blame you and you can even make some moolah.

[Central Gluk 27]

Hey, that smiley face in my previous post seems to be laughing, hmmm, I wonder what I could get if I choped it up Maybe a fake grin for practical jokes, maybe it's eyes I can Gouge out and use them as the Extra Small version of Elum eyes and maybe I could use it's continuel change of colour as a lava lamp of sorts and those tears can be used as the new beer and I could add all the chopped up parts in the beer aswell

Bugger, it died in a non gruesome manner.



And those devils in my sig, I wonder what I could use for those, forks, those horns as toothpicks, and those teeth as Extra small keys for an extra small piano.

[rikkypop]

What kind of animal is Elum anyway?

Is he an Elum?

Is he a class of slig?

What is he?

[Xavier]

it is an elum...
and the picture in your signature is to big, you have to change it