ODDBODD'S 801 SUPER DUPER FANTABULOUS POST! PLEASE EAT CHEESE BINGO!

[ODDBODD]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
YOU PEOPLE HAVE ALOT OF THINGS TO DOGS SMELL LIKE SNAKES ON A SPITLLED DONKLEY FLESH BANANA!!!!!

CHICHI CHUNGA LIKES TO READ BEDTIME STORIES TO WOMEN WITH NO FISH ON THEIR HEADS!

PLEASE WAIT 6 TO 8 WEEKS FOR YOUR MONGOOOSE TO ARRIVE FOR THE MEANTIME CLICK THERE!

WHATS THE TIME MR BEAVER WITH A UNIDENTIFIED RODENT OF SOME SORT STRANGE BANANANANANANANANANANANA MAKE THOSE BODIES SING!

TING

A B C D E F G H I J K ELEMENOBEE Q R S T U V W X Y Z NOW I KNOW MY 123'S NEXT TIME POOP ****!

TANG!

DOGSHIT TASTES LIKE VOMIT IN A BLENDER MIXED IN WITH INTESTINES AND A BAG FULL OF COCKROACH SPLEEENS!!!!

WEEEE!

SHAGGY - LIKE SCOOB WHERE ARE YOU?
SCOOB - OVER HERE SHAGGY!
SHAGGY - LIKE I NEED A JOINT!
VELMA - AND I NEED SEX!
DARPHNE! - AND I NEED LIKE, NEW CLOTHES
DORKY DUDE - AND I NEED A NEW CAR TO FIT TODAYS MODERN STYLE!
SCOOB - I LOVE YOU GUYS!

TITIZIWAWA!

316446 + 2 = ZOODOOKINGAZOWANGCLAVEN!

KNIGHT - WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!
ARTHUR - OH NOT THE KNIGHTS WHI SAY NI!
KNIGHT - THE VERY SAME!
BEDEVERE - WHO ARE THEY?
KNIGHT - WE ARE THE KEEPERS OF THE WORDS NI PENG AND NEEE WOM
ARTHUR - THOSE WHO HEAR THEM SELDOM LIVE TO TELL THE TALE
KNIGHT - THE KNIGHTS OF NI DEMAND A SACRIFICE
ARTHUR - KNIGHTS OF NI, WE ARE BUT SIMPLE TRAVELLERSWHO SEEK THE ENCHANTER WHO LIVES BEYOND THESE WOODS
KNIGHT - NI! NI! NI!
ARTHUR - OW!
KNIGHT - WE SHALL SAY NI AGAIN IF YOU DO NOT APPEASE US
ARTHUR - WELL, WHAT IS IT YOU WANT
KNIGHT - WE WANT....A SHRUBBERY!
ARTHUR - A WHAT!
KNIGHT - NI! NI! NI! NI!
ARTHUR - OW
KNIGHT - YOU MUST RETURN HERE WITH A SHRUBBERY, OR ELSE YOU WILL NEVER PASS THROUGH THESE WOODS! ALIIIIIIVE!
ARTHUR - OH KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI, YOU ARE JUST AND FAIR, WE WILL BRING YOU A SHRUBBERY
KNIGHT - ONE THAT LOOKS NICE
ARTHUR - YES
KNIGHT - AND NOT TOO EXPENSIVE
ARTHUR - OF COURSE
KNIGHT - NBOW GO!

SCHMOOOGYOOGOGOGOGOOGOGO!!! PINZINDA GORILA IN MY BASEMENT!


FART!!! HAHAHA

WHO SAID CATFOOD DOESN'T TASTE GOOD!


LALALALALALALALLLALLAAAAALLALALALALALLALALAL

JERRY - AND NOW FOR MY FINAL THOUGHT!
PIMP - FINAL THOUGHT THIS YOU CRAZY ASSED MUDDA DOO FUDDA!
JERRY - PIPE DOWN BITCH! *GETS OUT RAIL GUN*
JERRY - DIE FREAKS!!!!


GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE A DINGO ATE MY BABY GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE FART!!!!! GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE

CATS SUCK!!

I HAVE A GOOD SITE FOR YOU GUYS TO CHECK OUT! ITS REALLY COOL GO NOW! YOU SEE HOW COOL AND INFORMATIVE THIS SITE IS! I LIKE TO SQUISH A EGG INSIDE OF A MOOSES BUTTOCKS!

A MOOSE ONCE BIT MY SISTER!
NO REALLY SHE WAS CARVING HER INITIALS ONTO THE MOOSES BEHIND WITH A SHARPENED EDGE OF A TOOTHBRUSH! WHO WAS GIVEN TO HER BY HER BROTHER-IN-LAW WHO IS AN OSLO DENTIST AND STAR OF MANY NORWEGIAN MOVIES LIKE "FILLINGS OF PASSION" "THE HOT HANDS OF AN OSLO DENTIST"
MIND YOU, MOOSE BYTES ARE VERY DANGEROUS!

TIME FOR SOME COW PORN!
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YADAYADA YADA!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH WOOOHOOO!!!!

AAAAH THATS BETTER! HEY I'VE BEEN HERE THIS LONG

[Teal]

Having fun, Oddbodd...?

[Gluk Schmuck]

whoa, you must've been away from Oddworld for too long...
he's gone SANE!

i'm glad i read Middle's guide to retaining your insanity...

[Cool Paramite]

IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT ODDBODD???!!!!

[Xavier]

ODDBODD are you feeling very well ?
Or are you totaly crazy???

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

I don't get it!

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

Wow, Oddbodd I haven't had this much fun in a post since that cat topic in which every one went insane! That was so deep and philisophical.. with a pinch of humor. AMAZING! *aplauds*

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

That's the most sensible thing Oddbodd has ever said!

[Danny]

actually, the third sacred word was "Liiiii-wop!"

well, i can see you're enjoying your celebrations... am i invited?

[ODDBODD]

NO DUDE IT WAS NEE-WOM!

BELIEVE ME!!! I HAVE THE SCRIPT

COMMON GUYS GET STUPID! IT'S HELLA FUN. OOKY WOOKIE!

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Ok then...

Boom boom boogie woogie woogie! Je suis le morse, gu gu g'joob!

Ducks eat bread! Ducks eat bread! Ducks! Not! We want your funk! Bwahahahahaaa!

I am the fartmistress! EEEEEEEEEeeeee-wawawawawa!

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

Alright ODDBODDEY!!!

Jelly is the most evilest, vilest substance in the universe! Scarier than POMEGRANATES even! POMEGRANTES for christ's sake! POME-****ING-GRANATES!

MOOOOOOOOOOOO! I moo with the might of many, many, even manier cows!

Rigajigjig, rigajigjig! That is the most beautiful sound in the whole, wide, polluted world! RIGAJIGJIG!

Shig, shag, shoog, shog, shegg, shiggy, shaglemuffincoocoofoofdoddleydoog!

If only I could fly..then I could avenge the death of my poodle, fluffy! Fluffy was killed by the evil cheese goddess of mockeshag! If I could fly, I could go to Mockeshag, and kill that smelly cheese goddess woman! DAMN THAT CHEESE GODDESS! DAMN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! I would avenge Fluffy with my magical sword of ever lasting death and terror! I would slice the cheeeeeeeese goddess open, spilling her cheese filled insides! i would then eat the cheesey entrails, with a pinch of lemon and a touch of satan.

SQUEAK! MOOO! *drools* *runs away* MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[ October 17, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ]

[ October 17, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ]

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Frustrum jubbery cagoolith plink plank! I am teeth, I am fur, I am dribble! I am the wolfman, I AM THE UNIVERSE!

[Danny]

but, of course, it's all a matter or perspective.

my friend has a virus which winks at me...

TEHERA NU FILLLLLLLLLLLINGuSALLLLLLLLLLLuP!

Then there's the photocopier. I'll never forget what happened with the photocopier.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway...........

i wish i had a cat. but then, that's because i like cats... and lizards...

i think i'll lie down on the floor for a while, so i can pretend my room is flying...

JE SUIS LE FROMAGE!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsmegma


there is no real reason for cheese, it just is.

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UKELELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

excuse me a moment, my Endoplasmic Reticulum is crying out for sugar...

BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!


iF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY i AM TYPING IN cAPITALS, IT'S BECAUSE MY HEAD IS TOO BIG.

cAPS lOCK IS AN aRSE.

There

better

in every way

i wonder how many posts i've had?

or how many hot dinners i've had, for that matter...

although the former will be larger...

assuming it exists

which i don't

dammitwhostolemyspacebar?__ah,_i_can_use_my_underscore...__butican'tbebothered...................... ...myfullstopkeyworkswell..............

Oh, the Little People! We Love them, but we never tell them!

goodbye my lovely people...

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i love you all!

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

The fig newtons are after me again!!!!! The horror! The horror!

I aM gOiNg To TyPe LIKe ThIs UnTiL ThE lEmOnAdE mOnSTErS StOp BeInG mEaN! LaLaLAlALalaLa! HaHaHAHa! YOu ThiNk ThIs Is SpItEfuL? WaIt TilL yOu SeE wHAT I dO NeXT!

I'm about to do it.. ready..set..


Go????????????????????????????????????????


NOW!!!!

*starts dancing the dance of the new born in a blender* HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! WHO'S EVIL NOW, LEMONADE MONSTERS????? WHO?? ME, THAT'S WHO! EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! *dances* HA! I HAVE THE POWER OF THE CHICKEN WITH ME! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT MEANS I COULD DANCE ALL NIGHT! ALL NIGHT LONG! MWHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! ALL NIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

My cromosomes are very bouncy tonight.. maybe that's another reason that I can keep dancing.


chickens are very yummy..*continues dancing to scare the lemonade monsters away*

OOOOOOOH! THERE'S NOTHING NEW! WHEN I DIE, MY LAST LINE WILL BE FOO! I AM DEEPLY DISTURBED, BY LITTLE LULU! ACTUALLY, COWS DON'T MAKE THE NOISE MOO! INSTEAD, I DO! (SAY MOO) RIGHT NOW, I AM DANCING, ENOUGH TO SAY WHOOOOOOOOO! WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW, I MIGHT SAY, "WHO?" *song ends* that was fuuuuuun! I wonder how long it took me to write it...

*wonders how long..continues dancing*

*i am going to write in these forever*

*and ever*

*maybe even everer*

*yep*

*im bored*

*hey! the lemonade monsters are gone!*

*YAY!!!!!! rejoice!!!!!*

**stops dancing**

**sighs**

*well, that was interesting*

*I'm off for now! I am going to go crush glass with my neck bones, and then eat the monkeys of babylon!*

**flies away**

*I can fly, I can fly!*

[ODDBODD]

MWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAFIGORISH!!! DRESSES ARE NICE TO WEAR!

POTINGWANDANA BINDLADINS MAN SERVANT OF THE DAY IS STEVEN DICKLSON WHO WEARS A DRESS!!!!!!!

do you like my dress?
Do You Like My Dress?
DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS!!!!?!?!?!?!
DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS!!!!?!?!?!?!
DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS!!!!?!?!?!?!
DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS!!!!?!?!?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS!!!!?!?!?!?!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?
DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS!!!!?!?!?!?!

TEAPOT!


it's craaaaazy hahahaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaa!!! DO YOU LIKE MY DRESSSS!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PLEASE SUPPORT WOMEN! SIGN UP FOR SPORT BRAS TODAY! AND GET A FREE NEW DRESS!!!!! AAAAAAAH

FRANCE IS AN ISLAND LOCATED IN INDIA WHICH IS GOVERNED BY PENGUINS!!!!

<<<<
< RAPED FUZZLE
< GOT RAPED
< PIMP ASKING RAPED FUZZLE FOR HIS CUT!
< IN THE EYE!
< HAS FETISH FOR TURKEYS!
< EATS JAM ON WEEKENDS EXCEPT FOR SATARDAY, AND, SUNDAY! WEARS A NEW DRESS THAT HE LIKES!

"BEEP"

DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS!!!!?!?!?!?!

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ah, much better...

WACKACHICKA WACKACHICA WACKACHICA WACKACHICA! oh, damn...I was going to continue the wackacha's, but now I gave up. DAMN! I really should finish something that I start...

I eat the monkey, with toast on rye. I do not like the white bread, for it makes my eyes go all puffy, and it makes a bunch of white, gooey, disturbing little men jump out of my pores. One of them bit me...


IT BIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I must elave for now! But I'll be back! Oh how I'll be back! It's very scary how much ill be back..

[Danny]

my friends tell me it isn't normal to have little voices that talk to me, but they're just jealous because the little voices are talking to me instead of them...

[sings]Feeeeeear can stop you Loving... and Looooooove can stop your Fear...[/sings]

***************************************ing Hell!

that was the longest expletive that i have ever expleted...


NO CHEESE?!?!?!?!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!! how the HELL did that happen?

my name is Trotterjug, and this is Percy. we fight evil wherever it may lurk, as long as it isn't in dark, scary places.

.............................. i am PROUD of my full stop

!"(){}:;@'[]<,>.?/|\¬` of course, i like my other punctuation as well

he heee h heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i don't think anyone else thought that was funny, but i didn't either

d mm t! s m f ck r h s st l n ll my v w ls!

that's bnetter

or better

either way is good.

OH GOD I AM SO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED I COULD KILL MYSELF, Or somEONE ELSE ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as long as they weren't made of cheese

which isn't very likely

all bow down before THE CHEESE!

the cheese: "Je Suis le Fromage"

wait, this isn't the cheese, the cheese isn't french... this is an IMPOSTER! this is DAIRYLEA!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......................


bye

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

You guys, chill. We have doctors, specialist, medicines called prozac and ridlen and psychologist to help you. LOL