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02-27-2009, 09:56 PM
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Yes, be scared!

"ANTI RAPE DEVICE FOR FEMALES"

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Are you scared?
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I've seen this before. I've even seen a worse design that looks like a femidom based on the Sarlaac.


I am not afraid. Why would I be? Except for the obvious crazy women who would use it to get revenge on men they are dating/seducing. But that won't be an issue for me either.
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Pretty much what BM said.

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Eep. I am not putting that in my Vagina. Not even facing outwards. God, I'd rather just buy a gun and shoot the rapists' balls off.
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02-28-2009, 04:42 AM
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OMG that made my penis go oh so tiny.
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02-28-2009, 06:21 AM
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I usually lead with the finger. I should be fine.
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My penis would just destroy that..
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I was expecting a hollow tampon lined with razors. This is much worse.
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The more I think about it, the safer I would be. If I were to rape someone, I would not go for what I can have any time I want. Soooo, the vagina is out. I would totally be ass raping someone.
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Thank goodness for you this device couldn’t possibly go up the arse.
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Thank goodness for you this device couldn’t possibly go up the arse.
Well, it could. I don't imagine that many people would use it that way, though. Plus, you could probably tell if they did, just by watching them walk.
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It isn't that good of a design, is it? Needs more work.


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I do worry that the film OddjobAbe referenced above would become reality if this device hits the market. You just know there'd be crazies out there who would use it to deliberately maim people.
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OANST has the right idea. Hands first, gentlemen.
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Or just get down to eye level and check really closely before insertion. Oral sex has a new use.
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"I'm examining your vagina for a dick-impaler" is sort of a libido-killer, though.
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I... totally didn't work out what that device was for the first time I clicked on the link. Or the second.

I just thought it was something a woman would carry in her handbag and use as a weapon if a guy tried to grab her. I couldn't work out what was so special about it.
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why don't you just get a miniature bear trap and, erm.....
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"I'm examining your vagina for a dick-impaler" is sort of a libido-killer, though.
Don't need to say that though. Just while you're doing the act, keep your eyes open for anything sharp. Maybe learn the Johnny English whistling technique of detecting walls to see if you can pick up on the cockstabber via sonar.
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I... totally didn't work out what that device was for the first time I clicked on the link. Or the second.

I just thought it was something a woman would carry in her handbag and use as a weapon if a guy tried to grab her. I couldn't work out what was so special about it.
It's not like you have any need to worry about it.
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Just forget I said anything.
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The more I think about it, the safer I would be. If I were to rape someone, I would not go for what I can have any time I want. Soooo, the vagina is out. I would totally be ass raping someone.
Exactly! It's just thinking practically, really.
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On the other hand: this is the phallus of a beetle:


It physically tears up the female's reproductive tract.
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Why?

Just. Why?

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If I had to guess, I would say it so the females can't reproduce with any other males once they have sex. Kind of like a forced loyalty to your spouse. But then, I see no reason for evolution to discourage single-partner sex.

What a pathetic attempt to be BM that was.
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No, that's what I thought. There is fierce competition for females in mating season, and even successful attempts to copulate can be thwarted when another male comes along and undoes your work later on. Any means to prevent this will increase reproductive success. However, scientists aren't sure if this is actually the case, the wounds inflicted seem to simply be an unfortunate side effect that does not convey any reproductive benefit. It seems to be more useful in keeping the male attatched while it positions itself for maximum sperm delivery. The female does all it can to kick the male off with its kind legs, you can see why. The males with the most lethal phalluses tend to fertilise more eggs.


C. maculatus, seed beetles. Species that damage one another during mating are common, especially in insects. Evolution of torturous penises in seed beetles is fast, and has given rise to 20-30 species whose only differences are the shapes of their penises.

The females have evolved thicker padding in their tract, which heals after each copulation, 5-10 times during the 25-30 day long mating season. They are quite skilful at thwarting the male's attempts to mate. This evolutionary arms race between males and females uses up a lot of energy that could be spent elsewhere, and could threaten the species long-term viability as a species.
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Has anyone here ever seen the movie teeth?

Try and rape that

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Has anyone here ever seen the movie teeth?

Try and rape that

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No, that's what I thought. There is fierce competition for females in mating season, and even successful attempts to copulate can be thwarted when another male comes along and undoes your work later on. Any means to prevent this will increase reproductive success. However, scientists aren't sure if this is actually the case, the wounds inflicted seem to simply be an unfortunate side effect that does not convey any reproductive benefit. It seems to be more useful in keeping the male attatched while it positions itself for maximum sperm delivery. The female does all it can to kick the male off with its kind legs, you can see why. The males with the most lethal phalluses tend to fertilise more eggs.


C. maculatus, seed beetles. Species that damage one another during mating are common, especially in insects. Evolution of torturous penises in seed beetles is fast, and has given rise to 20-30 species whose only differences are the shapes of their penises.

The females have evolved thicker padding in their tract, which heals after each copulation, 5-10 times during the 25-30 day long mating season. They are quite skilful at thwarting the male's attempts to mate. This evolutionary arms race between males and females uses up a lot of energy that could be spent elsewhere, and could threaten the species long-term viability as a species.

Who needs thumbs when your dick is able to actually kill people?
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