I got in trouble with the police, and I didn't do anything wrong. Ok, I have early morning scripture study with my church and used to ride my bike every morning. One in particular, I was very tired and biking on the sidewalk when all of the sudden a low branch swept my helmet right off my head. I went back where it had fallen and the helmet was fine, just the band was broken was all. No problem right? Well, as I was riding home, I was pulled over by a cop who was bored I guess. He asked me why I wasn't wearing my helmet and blah blah. I told him what happened and he was like, "Where were you when you lost the helmet?"
"Oh...I was riding my bike to church."
The officer gave me an odd look. He thought I was lying!
"No really, I was going to church."
"Whatever," the cop said, "Where are you going now. You should be headed to school."
"I'm home schooled."
The officer laughed. He found it hard to believe that I was telling the truth. Anyway, he was going to write me a 75.00$ ticket, but I managed to kiss up a lot, so he left me with a warning. I shook his hand and asked him his name, the whole works. I even thanked him for pullin' me over!
-oddguy
