Santa = Fat Ass who delivers presents
Santa Claus....*cringe* That evil bastard...
Have you seen parents tell their kids Santa isn't real?
The kids suddenly either start the waterworks or don't give a damn.
Jesus Santa or Jolly Old Saint ( I wouldn't say he was one) Nick is just a stupid poncy make-believe shit that they made up to probably give kids something to believe in.
Santa Claus...Tsk tsk  ....Get outta town... 
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*[Jill Valentine]*
"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB
"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..." ~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky
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