Hey peoples!!
Cause It's close to that wonderful time of year, no, not my birthday, but you can give me presents anyway!
But Chirstmas time!!
Well, for me that means some of our reletives come around, so I won't be able to get a new chapter out to you until after I get all my presents....
Never fear! Do not sink into the depths of oblivion for lack of Humor!
Instead, I bring you this humble offering, even though it's got absolutly nothing to do with the plot.
Note: XXXXL stands for extra, extra, extra,
extra large.
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Munch looked around the supermarket. *Why in Odd's name did I agree to this?* He wondered, ushering the next kid into the grotto, while trying desperatly to avoid tripping over the point on his huge, XXXXL elf shoe. *Still, at least I'm not Abe...*
The kid ran inside stood staring at Abe.
Abe was wearing a Santa suit...white beard, red coat, pillow shoved down the front and everything...with his loin cloth still on, not to mention his bare feet sticking out.
The Glukkon kid freaked out and ran away before Abe could give a half-hearted 'Ho ho ho' and hand him a sticky candy cane.
Munch watched him go.
"That's the third one that's done that so far.... I'm not sure if this is working out right." He said.
Abe shrugged. "It could be your Elf suit."
Munch glared at him. "Oh yeah,
Santa?"
Abe sighed. "Why did we do this again?"
"Because Kes said she'd do something horrible to us in the next chapter if we didn't." Munch said.
"Worse than the dress?" Ane said, wide eyed.
Munch nodded.
The door opened again, and the girl they were talking about stuck her head in.
"Come-on guys! we're supposed to be making people merry! Plus there's still thousands of kids who want to meet Santa!" Kesiah said.
"Do we have to?" Abe muttered.
"Yes, you do. Now smile, and remember to be jolly this time!" Kes said, opening the door again to admit the next person.
It seemed like a fast moving blur rushed through the doorway and launched itself into Abe's lap, before slowing down into Ben.
"Wow!! You never said you were Santa, Abe! Can I see the reindeer? Is Munch really an elf? How come you can fight all the Glukkons and still get presents around the world at the same time? Is that beard real? Can I have a candy cane too? What's the North Pole like?"
Abe looked strickened at Kesiah.
"You did this on purpose!!"
Kesiah grinned, raising a camera.
"Aww, give us a big smile Abe! And you stand with them Munch. Now all together, CHEESE!"
CLICK!
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Merry Christmas everyone!!
*waves toothbrush around*