This is the truth Al, the reason i dont read your fics is caus most of em are seaquals to your past fics which are reALLY LONG. its kind of offputting. Oh, and Al, you only seem to reply to experienced members stories so could you pleaseread some stories by newer members, it would be a real confidence boost and i bet a veteran could offer really useful advise.
Oh, and lady of laughter, is that toothbrush safe?