Cracked conspiracies: George Bush, in his compassion, breaks down and gives us the dirt about every conspiracy ever, like "Who the F!@# killed Kennedy?" and "What gives with Roswell?"In a scene of drug and pretzel induced madness he tells us the truth we all knew but didn't want to admit:The Masons rule the world. Afterwords it just becomes a huge war with the Masons and other world religions fighting in the middle of the desert.Saddam Hussein is killed, the Mason uprising is put to death,and everyone gets candy! Huzzah!
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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