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12-19-2002, 05:04 AM
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

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In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.



An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.



In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!



Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.



Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

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