[M.O.M]

A guy is talking to a hotel receptionist, but he accidently elbows this woman in her breast.
they are poth sunned then the guy says
"If your heart is as soft as your breast you will forgive me"
and the woman replies
"If your penis is as hard as your elbow im in room 436!"


heres another one:

A little girl runs in to the house and asks her mum for a glass of cider, cause she has a cut on her hand.
as soon as the girl gets the cider she sticks her hand in it.
"that wont help" the mum says
"but katie said once she has a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it inside her" relpied the girl!

one more:

A guy wakes up and realises hes aroused sao he gets his kid to take a note to his wife:

The tentpole is up,
the canvas is spread,
to hell with breakfast,come back to bed!

the wife replies with:

take the tentpole down,
put the canvas away,
the monkey has a headache,
no circus today!

the guy sends back:

the tentpole is still up,
the canvas is still spread,
drop what your doing,
and give me some head!

The wife finally sends:

im sure your pole,
is the best in the land,
im busy at the moment,
so do it by hand!