*gives her a bottle, marked "Warning: Do not inhale, do not operate heavy machinery after drinking, in fact, try not to do anything after drinking." And a list of rehab numbers.*
I takes me a while, cause I'm a lazy bum...I mean, cause I need time to develop my humor to it's full potential...or something like that.....
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No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.
My goal in life it to hurt you, severely, come here.
If you love something turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
I am a Yaoist. If you have a problem with this, tell someone else.
Author of "Quest for the Can Opener" And several other fics. See them at Fanfiction.net!
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