A trimammarian slig performance? No problem!
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Glukkon: "Hey!"
Three-breasted Slig: "Hi."
Glukkon: "Commere."
Three-breasted Slig: "Click-click."
(Sound of working pistons, pitter-patter of Sliggy feet as the triplebreaster steps onstage.)
Glukkon: "Do it!"
Three-breasted Slig: "What?"
Glukkon: "Do it!"
Three-breasted Slig: "Bleh!"
(This commences the Graceful Dance of the Machine Pants. Such beauty, such expression! And lookit dose green gazongas jiggle!)
Glukkon: "Hah-hah-hah."
...Or maybe not.
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