Three nuns were talking. The first nun said "I was cleaning the Fathers room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch
of pornographic magazines"
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash"
The second nun said, " Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms"
"Oh my" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them" she replied.
The third nun said, "Oh shit."
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"Why do you have to quote others when you can quote yourself?" (Quote by me)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God.
You see things, and you say 'why'. But i dream things that never were and i say 'why not'.
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