My family is so fucked up that it would be a joke to say we have any sort of traditions. I'm the black sheep of the family, so I pretty much spend every family event/holiday being ignored and avoided. We usually decorate the tree, and my mom complains about my 'tacky' ornaments...
On christmas eve my parents cook disgusting food,
[you know, turkey, ham, etc]
and always try to get me to eat some. I always refuse.
We also hanf up stupid christmas lights. Last year I was in charge of doing it, so I did an intentionally crappy job, and un screwed a bunch of lights so that only a few lit up. It was funny.
we used to go look at other people's lights...in fact, I think they still do...I just stay home and watch porn.
we open our presents on christmas morning.
oh...oh yeah. the rest of my family is freakishly religious..so they bake a cake that says "happy birthday jesus" on it, and sing happy birthday. I always refuse to sing, or eat the cake.
Last year me and my cousing drew a pentegram into the frosting with our fingers...my uncle punched me in the stomach when no one was looking, so that night I opened his suit case and pissed all over his clothes.
my family fights a lot on christmas. I fucking hate it. stupid jesus day.
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