A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the
baby, checked his weight and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed" she replied. "Well, strip to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts
for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any
milk."
"I know, she said, "I'm his grandma, but I'm very glad I came!"
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"Why do you have to quote others when you can quote yourself?" (Quote by me)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God.
You see things, and you say 'why'. But i dream things that never were and i say 'why not'.
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