lol! that's a good one! classy!
A boy's father is in the shower "dad can I come in?" "no" "pleeeez?" "OK..but whatever you do, DONT LOOK DOWN!" "OK" he comes in...he looks down..."dad what's that?" "my convertable"...
The next day he asks his mom the same thing..."DEFINETLY NOT!" "pllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz?" "OK...but don't look up!" "OK" gets in and looks up..."what is THAT???" "My garage and headlights..." "OH,OK!"
That night: "Dad, Mom...can I sleep with you? "NO!" they both said at once...."PLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ??????" "well...OK....but don't look under the covers!" "OK!" Gets in...looks under..."MOM! OPEN YOUR GARAGE AND TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DAD'S CONVERTABLE IS COOOOMIN' IN!!!"
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Abe-Gun (formerly known as Sid Hawk)
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