a very rude but funny joke:
2 parents are arguing infront of their son, "well at least i'm not a bich" said the father "whats a bitch?" said the kid, "its a woman" said the father. "Well at least i'm not a bastard" said the mother, "whats a bastard?" said the boy "its a man" said the mother.
then the parents are doing different things, the father is shaving and he cuts himself "shit!" he said "whats shit?" said the kid "its a shaving cream" said his father. His mother was cutting a chicken when she cuts herself "fuck!" she said, "whats fuck?" said the kid, "its a chicken"
the doorbell rings, the kid answers, a man and a woman are at the door, then the kid says:
"hello bitches and bastards, dads putting shit on his face and mums fucking the chicken!"
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