A man walks into a hotel and asks the manager if he has anymore rooms...the manager gives him the key to the thrid floor....one problem...the room didn't have a sink....he decided to shave out the window...another guy comes...he asks anymore rooms left and the manager points out the second floor...one problem...it didn't have a toilet...and this guy had to piss bad! "ill go out the window" he thought to himself...one more guy asks..."anymore rooms, man?" the manager says, "Go to the first floor nigger..." "thanx" he goes....no fridge....man...he'll wait until the night is cold and cool it out the window....
So that night....the 3rd floor man was shaving out the window.... the 2nd was pissin' out the window....the 1st floor was eating pickles out the window...the 3rd floor man drops the shaver and cuts the 2nd floor man's pisser off...and it falls into the pickle jar...
the 1st floor guy says, "I guess I could say that last pickle needed a shave" lol
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Abe-Gun (formerly known as Sid Hawk)
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