[M.O.M]

thats classy!!!!!!!!!

I got one:

Three guys go into a pub, but its a all black pub so two of them leave while the other uses the john, he finds a can of black paint and he paints himself apart from his pants, he goes back to the bar and starts drinking and eating.

After a while he loosens his belt cuse he feels bloated but his trousers and pants fall down and the bartender says

"Oh my God, Bless my soul ive never seen a nigger with a white arsehole"