A little boy is riding his bicycle on the sidewalk past a Priest. Suddenly, the front wheel falls off and the little boy falls to the ground.
"Well, Goddamned!" the little boy shouted.
"No my son!" says the Priest. "You're supposed to ask the Lord to help you!"
"Fine!" the little boy says, and begins to pray...
"Dear Lord, the front wheel on my bicycle keeps falling off. Please help me."
In no time at all, the front wheel rises off the ground all by itself, fastens itself the the front fork of the bicycle, and tightens the nuts securely, ending with the bike rising up with the kickstand mysteriously engaging. There the bike stood on it's kickstand perfectly repaired.
The Priest says, "Well, Goddamned!"
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"Why do you have to quote others when you can quote yourself?" (Quote by me)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God.
You see things, and you say 'why'. But i dream things that never were and i say 'why not'.
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