That's right, I finally got my act together and wrote some more, now I can go back to sleep..... Edit: This part dedicated to Oddling and Kai!!
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Munch hopped from shadow to shadow, as fast as a Gabbit can, which isn't actually that fast. Finally he could just see the huge golden Glukkon heads of the McGlukies main branch.
*At last! You had better be there Abe, or I'm gonna......do something bad....I don't know what it is, but man it's gonna hurt!* Munch thought.
There were several Slig guards around the entrance, but Munch got rid of them easily enough by throwing fistfuls of Moolah in the air and hopping through while they were trying to catch them.
When he was inside, he realized that he had no idea where Abe would be held. With a sigh, he turned and hopped in the direction of a nearby Slig guard. Munch grabbed out a double handful of Moolah and shoved them into the hands of the Slig.
"Where's Abe being held?" He asked while the Slig was staring at the Moolah.
"Over there. Second corridor on the right, five doors down..." The Slig said, still mesmerized by the glinting Moolah.
Munch quickly hopped off in that direction, before the Slig thought to check who he was.
The second corridor on the right, five doors turned out to be a pretty basic cell to be holding Abe in, there weren't even any guards.
Munch got rid of the lock quickly enough by zapping it, pushed open the door and hopped into the semi-darkness inside.
There, chained against the wall was......Abe?
"Wait a minute....Something's not quite right about this..." Munch said.
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Abe looked nervously at Queenie.
"What do ya want me to do?" He asked the strange Slig. To Abe's surprise, Queenie blushed suddenly.
"I.....uhhh.....vell....." Queenie fidgeted with her gun, making Abe very nervous.
"iorderedsomethingfromvykkerslabsandivantyoutogetit!" She said in a rush.
Abe frowned... "uhhh....What did you say?"
Queenie took a deep breath, then repeated herself.
"I ordered something from Vykker's Labs, and I vant you to get it for me." She said, blushing furiously.
Abe's eyes widened. "You vant...I mean want....me to get something from Vykker's Labs?! Are you crazy?"
Queenie flashed a Sliggy smile. "No, but if you don't, I'll call the guards and tell them vho you are..."
Abe sighed, it seemed like he had no other choice.
"What is it you need anyway?"
If anything, Queenie turned even redder, Abe didn't think it was possible for a Slig to blush, but she was anyway.
"Vell...It's something to...uhhh...improve my performance....they called it a....Bra? I think thats right."
Abe turned red to, he didn't know what she meant, but had a fair idea after she explained with hand-gestures.... *How am I gonna be able to get that, with out dying from laughter?* He thought. *If the Vykkers don't kill me first..*
"I'll do it." He said with a sigh. "Where do I get it from?"
Queenie smiled sexily at Abe. "Thank you so much, just ask one of the head Vykkers for Queenie's parcel... Plus you can look for your Moolah vhile you are there. I sav some Interns take it."
Abe rolled his eyes, this whole can opener thing was turning out to be more complicated then he thought.
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Munch stared at the strange Mudokon chained against the wall.
"Who are you and what have you done with Abe?" He said.
The Mud looked up at him, and somehow managed to be imploring and terrified at the same time.
"I was put here by the Glukkons. They decided to make me look like Abe, then execute me so that everyone would think that Abe was dead." The Mud said listlessly.
Munch was surprised, a plan like that might actually have worked. The Mudokon slaves would have thought Abe was dead, and gone back to being depressed, instead of hoping for freedom. Munch studied the Mud, the blue paint was rubbing off in places, and the tattoos looked more like scribbles, but the effect from afar was good enough.
"They didn't do a very good job." He muttered, before hopping over to the chains. "Come-on, lets get you out of here." Munch said, his head port sparking.
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"Are you sure this is the right way? What if the Sligs catch us? What are you exactly? Why do you have that thing on your head?"
"Shut up."
"Don't you like me? Are you and Abe really good buds? How come you only got one leg? Do you have anything to eat? What do you eat?"
"Will you please shut up?"
"Do you think the Glukkons know we're gone? Are we gonna rescue the other Muds? Is Abe here too? How do you get this blue paint off? What does Abe really look like? Why is your head so big? Can I get a glass of water? Why's it so hot in here? Do you like coconuts?"
"Look," Munch said after a while. "If you don't SHUT UP I am going to drag you back to that cell and chain you back up again!! No wonder the Glukkons chose you to execute."
The Mud blinked at Munch, then tears welled up in his eyes.
"You hate me!! It's not fair! Everyone hates me!! The only person who likes me is my brother and I haven't seen him in ages!! I wanna go home!!" The Mud yelled.
"Shut up!" Munch hissed. "Do you want us to get caught? Look....uhhh...what's your name?"
"You don't even know my name!!" The Mud howled.
"That is why I'm asking....." Munch said.
The Mud stopped and looked at him. "Oh. My name is Ben."
"I'm Munch. Now lets get out of here ok? Maybe Abe can find your brother later."
*It's not like he's doing anything else...* Munch thought.
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*I hate Vykkers* Abe thought as he forced a smile that could just be seen under his disguise. Queenie had thought it best if the Vykkers thought one of her close friends came to get the 'bra' for her, so she had given Abe a new disguise.....
The Vykker paused to stare Abe up and down again, taking in the Mudokon sized bright pink stiletto heels, the lacy pink dress, with its huge pink bows and ribbons and Odd knew what else attached to it, and to top it off, a large pink bonnet, with more bows, that hid Abe's face. Abe rolled his eyes when he saw the Vykker staring.
"Tee hee hee! I just hope Queenie likes it, you know what she's like." He said, trying to pitch his voice higher. The Vykker grinned suddenly, and stretched out one of his arms to brush Abe's arm, on which he was wearing some pick gloves to hide the tattoos.
"I'm sure she will my dear. I could even slip you one, if you're interested. We'll need to have a fitting though...." The Vykker said, almost visibly drooling.
"uhhh...No thanks! Tee hee *gulp* hee..." Abe stammered, then ran for it. *You are one dead Gabbit, Munch!! Now I just gotta find those Interns, before they find Munch....*
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Ok everyone! All together now! point and laugh at Abe!!
*points and laughs*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!